"You are, too a crybaby." Yvette smiled as she said this to the perspiring Joel, her ever devoted older boyfriend.
They'd just come in from walking home with ice cream cones.
"You complain, and whine and wimp out. You're a big sissy."
Joel, not yet scenting the danger, protested good naturedly. "I don't think that's true. I do give you your own way a lot, but I don't think-"
Yvette was delectable. Full breasts under the light pink turtleneck, gorgeous full lips and curly brown hair.
And those freckles! She'd been a model for the "Yvette Doll" as a kid, and though Yvette was a tough girl now, she still had her fans.
"I am not a crybaby." Joel insisted, smiling. "I'm not a whiner, I think I'm a damn good sport."
Pear shaped and balding, Joel was a bit of a ninny, but he had his uses, Yvette felt.
Poor Joel. Yvette had given him a horrible thrashing a week or so before, when he'd stopped to play darts on his way home from work.
Yvette was so pissed and she'd also smashed his nuts last month when she'd found an old "Playboy" magazine that...
Joel now claimed he just kept for sentimental reasons. He wouldn't have computer porn, that was all blocked at home and at work, Yvette had taken good care of that...
So he'd been trying to stay out of trouble, but again this time, he was running his mouth...not a crybaby. We'll see.
"You're not tough. I'll make a bet with you. Go into the den and strip to your tighty-whities, and get the split tailed tawse, and we'll see what a macho guy you are."
"N-no Yvette. I didn't mean I could take large amounts of pain, I just meant I don't complain-"
"You started this, Joel. Now let's see what a tough guy you are."
"I-I take it back."
"No take-backs now, big guy."
"I don't want to ruin our nice afternoon."
"You started this."
Yvette smiled, and oh, those dimples! Joel hungered to kiss her and feel her big tits.
Yvette was only five three to his six one, and he loved holding her, and picking her up in his arms. Sometimes she'd wrap her legs around his waist.
But when she got ticked off, there was no pleasing her until she'd gotten the blood she was seeking, in a way of speaking.
Could he make peace here?
"Yvette, please." He hadn't asked for a punishment, he'd try so hard to behave himself all weekend.
Joel hoped, that Yvette might want to, you know, fuck.
"Please don't be argumentative, Joel. I was getting into a good mood for fun later on..."
She paused and batted the long lashes.
"But I think we need to resolve this. It will help curb your future impulsive statements. Do you really want to argue now?"
Although Joel's cock was getting hard in his pants, the Rocky Road ice cream was kind of turning in his stomach. Thinking of that evil tawse.
"I mean, right now it's just a whipping, but it could be a whipping AND an ice-cold enema."
Oh, that would be worse-but the tawse was so scary!
Sure he had been the one to purchase the damn thing for her, but...
Finally, Joel bit his lip and went into the den.
Yvette enjoyed a cigarette before following, and there her guy was, standing awkwardly in the middle of the room, in his undershorts.
And look at that bulge!
"How's this for a bet?" Yvette smiled. "If you can not be a crybaby after I play with the tawse, I'll let you fuck me...
But if you get all teary eyed, and screaming, I won't let you fuck me, and I'll fuck you in the ass with my strap-on. Fair enough?"
Yvette had just glossed her lips and she smiled at Joel.
He couldn't believe now that he'd been the one to get her into BDSM.
"Yvette, you know I cant'-can't keep from sobbing. It's too painful."
Yvette stepped closer to his concave chest, and pulled a clothespin out of her pocket and put it on his right nipple, and he winced.
She flicked the pin once or twice and it popped off again, Joel squeaked, and Yvette laughed.
Joel noticed that Yvette almost never raised her voice...
In fact, even during stressful moments like this, her voice was gentle, and positively lilting.
"Joel, I'll up the ante. If you can take ten of my taps-"
"TAPS?"
"-ten without a moan, I'll give you a beejay. It's been about eight months since that happened, hasn't it, Joel?"
Joel nodded with his eyes to the carpet. She'd been such a loving girlfriend, appreciative, licked him all over, and then he presented his fantasies, and the party was over.
Yes, he wouldn't have it any other way, but oh, those lips on his poor cock...
Still, he knew how vicious Yvette's right arm was. And she didn't stop until she saw a bit of blood.
"So it's decided."
"But-buh-"
"You miss my slurpy, sloppy sucking, and I told you more than once, I only blow real men. Don't you want a shot at that?"
Yvette smiled sincerely. "Back when I thought you were a real guy, I was all over you with my nasty mouth, and you got to play with my tits, and titty-fuck them...
...But now that I know what a panty waist you are, it's not a turn on for me. But if you could prove you were a tough guy!"
Joel wanted to point out that the so-called "Real" men that Yvette cheated with probably couldn't take a harsh whipping either. But then again, they wouldn't have an erection after the flogging stopped...
More like a backhand for Miss Yvette, before the damn punishment was over, right?
But he knew he couldn't argue with Yvette. She had little patience for back-chat.
So, down with your undies and bend over the arm rest of the divan...
...That nice couch thing your mommie gave us."
Yvette was always teasing Joel about his close relationship with his mother. Yvette, Joel understood, had been raised by her father, who was the warlord of a gay biker gang.
He watched Yvette toying happily with the tawse.
"P-please-"
But Joel's cock betrayed him. His stomach felt terror, and his lower lip was trembling, but Dickie-Bird was ready to MX missile off and bomb Russia.
Finally, Joel pulled his Fruit of the Looms down and lay carefully across the couch.
"That's my brave boy. Fifteen without a murmur, and I will be on my knees for you, baby."
"You said ten before-"
"God you are so mouthy, Joel It's not an attractive trait in a guy. It's like living with a gossipy little bitch. Bitch and moan."
Joel watched apprehensively as Yvette's cute little butt twitched in her faded jeans as she walked back and forth in front of the couch, giving the tawse practice swings.
Finally, she walked behind him, and Joel closed his eyes.
He felt ridiculous laying across the sofa, basically naked, with his clothed girlfriend, so sexy, toying with the evil strap.
HE didn't know why he argued with her. Ten or fifteen strokes? After about three, he'd be wailing like a little girl.
Once, when she'd been using the cane, Joel almost jumped out of the den window.
Another time, when he'd cried too hard, Yvette told him what a little faggot he was, and to illustrate the point she'd made him put on a pink and white plaid dress and jump rope in the driveway.
The neighbors had truly enjoyed that. No more talking sports with Dave next door after lawn mowing, and their fishing and hunting weekends were gone forever.
But he'd rather be with Yvette anyway, wouldn't he?
Did he really want to shoot pool, and go to football games?