Nothing starts me off right like a good meeting with a regular, this one in particular sitting in his fancy office, while I'm on my knees with my head buried in his lap, earning my keep the easy way. Mr. Greene is (or was, I don't keep track) a city councilman, slightly younger and cleaner-cut than my usual regulars, with a thing for watching women who aren't his wife suck his cock. Nothing more, nothing less. That's fine with me. Being on my knees comes natural after so much practice and I can satisfy a dick with the best of them.
But that isn't all. I keep my hands busy, one of them dragging my nails across his bare chest, the other kneading his balls like a handful of dough while I work. My mouth alternates between depth and speed, keeping him right on edge before switching, working him up to a grand finale. The condom between us is positively covered in my spit and I make a soundtrack out of slurping it up and drooling it back, moaning and sucking loudly enough that he needs to put music on to keep the sound from escaping his office. The lunch time rush means his floor is usually cleared out, but all it would take would be one secretary coming back early to hear us and know exactly what is going on.
He only calls me once or twice and month but tips well and I like having consistent regulars. It's win-win for both of us: he drains his balls, I fill my bank account, we're both happy with the arrangement.
Mr. Greene sighs and slouches down, rolling his head back with his mouth open wide. That's secret prostitute code for "check the condom real fast; this is the last chance you get before a mouthful of kids spills out."
Pulling back with my lips tight, I use the tip of my pink tongue to clandestinely confirm it is intact by licking at the empty tip. It's all good and so am I, putting both hands on his thighs and plunging my mouth down his entire shaft, my lips puckered tight as I moan. I stay down there, even when his hands get tangled up my hair, letting my tongue go wild on the underside of his dick, getting louder and louder, shaking my head from side to side, squeezing his legs tight and generally letting him have both barrels. Like any red-blooded man, he appreciates this in the way that all men do, a fat dollop of nut butter flinging from his tip hard enough to make the tip jerk up against the back of my mouth.
But if you think that made me gag, you haven't been paying attention.
I furiously suppress my gag reflex and pulling an inch or two back, milking out a second blast before my tongue flicks out. With this new weapon in my arsenal, I slam myself back down and tongue his swollen balls like crazy, making him hiss like a pit viper and blow another streamer into the rubber. By time he's done, the condom looks like a miniature water balloon. And, with my face red, eyes bloodshot and spit all over my chin, I look like I just sucked a dick.
"Christ... what a time to be alive..." It takes him a minute to recover but pulls an envelope from his bottom drawer and puts it atop his dark mahogany desk, "That should be everything, $300 for services and I got those points on your license removed as well."
I smile and go about getting presentable before stepping out of his office, "Why thank you, Mr. Greene," then turn towards him and lick my lips, "You are too kind." He merely nods, bringing both hands to his face and leaning back, his cock now dripping slightly on his dark grey slacks. I toss the used condom is his wastebasket and walk out the door.
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Of all the girls Miss Evers has to call on - and she certainly has plenty on file - I'm her favorite for the last-minute. I'm not a drunk, I show up on time, I don't bring boyfriend drama (or any drama) and everyone loves my look. Not every girl looks like me, even though they all could be considered attractive. But I'm like the universal donor of beauty; no matter what a guy's preference in looks once Miss Evers shows them my pictures and offers me in place of a no-show, they practically trip over themselves agreeing to it. Or so she says: I never interact with clients on the first call, letting Miss Evers handle the screening and scheduling for the most part.
It's good money, if you don't mind the work, and hours are definitely flexible. I spend most of my days doing whatever I feel like: lounging at home generally, but sometimes eating at fancy restaurants and patronizing up-scale bars (non-professionally, of course), driving an expensive car (cars, actually) and enjoying life. It only stops when I get a text or call from Miss Evers telling me she needs me on the clock, almost always for a very specific client.
That's how it comes to me while I'm at the gym, halfway through a set of squats when my phone vibrates in its little velcro case on my shoulder. A text message: "jen need you to fill in for pearl. shes not answering her phone and RD requested her for tonight at 9, 2hr appointment"
'Goddammit Pearl,' the thought goes through my head as I read the message, 'Can you show up on time for anything? Ever?' Pearl is actually the agency's leading talent, with stupendously long legs and natural platinum blonde hair to contrast with oversized bolt-on knockers that she must have paid a fortune for. Guys flock to her like moths to a flame and her time is perpetually wait listed, which of course makes for a messy situation when she suffers mysterious and persistent "dead phone." We don't talk much, but her "new" phones look suspiciously similar to her "dead" ones whenever I do see her.
Still, this is an opportunity for me. Not just to make whatever RD was planning on forking over for two hours of her precious time, but possibly to steal a regular from her. Normally the agency rules prevent poaching regulars from one another (waaaay too much potential for catty backstabbing and drama otherwise) but an abandoned regular is a free agent, up for grabs by the first girl to attend to them. And in this case, that would be moi.
RD himself is quite the catch. Not in terms of boyfriend or husband material (hell no, never) but because he is the quintessential man with eyes too big for his head, with all the staying power of a sapling in a windstorm. Just a bit of smooth, sexy talking on my part and I'd be able to get a lot more than one hour's worth of money out of him. So as soon as I finish my set, I get back to Miss Evers, quick as always: "on it. any special requests and what should i wear?"
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"So... what did you have in mind for tonight?" I keep my voice at a sultry, sensual level, hoping the headset I have does a good enough job at filtering out the sounds of traffic around me. Talking to the client about fifteen or twenty minutes before meeting them is the oldest trick in the book, getting their libido escalating into overdrive and priming them for a quick finish. In the best cases, you can get a guy so horny that he blows his load before the condom even touches him, at which point he'll almost always lose all interest, allowing you to bound out having made an hour's worth of money in less than ten minutes. In the worst cases, you take him right over the edge with pseudo-phone sex and he plays like he isn't home, so you drove out all that way for nothing. But I've got this down to science and tug right at RD's strings. "I mean, we have a whole two hours..."
The most annoying thing is throwing in a valley girl giggle whenever I pause, which is a lot. If guys had brains - any brains at all - they'd see right through my act: sophisticated vamp of the bedroom one second, interrupted to titter like the dumb cheerleader in a teen movie. But they don't, at least not when on the phone with me. It is nonsensical and lame and cliched... and guys eat it up.
Particularly RD, who sounds like he just ran a marathon over the phone - touching himself at his desk while looking at porn, most likely, "Yeah, yeah two hours. Gonna be two long hours for you honey... I got plans... big plans. As a matter of fact, better make it an all-nighter."
I actually have to stop myself from laughing at that; you'd sooner see RD swim the English Channel than fuck for longer than twenty minute. And even twenty would be quite the performance for him. "Mmm... well sir, I'd looove to know what theses plans are... mmm... maybe they involve my mouth? Mmmm... that'd be really nice. I love to have my lips wrapped tight around something... thick... and juicy... mmm... and once it's there, I never quit and never spit... mmm... boys like that."
He actually sputters instead of responding, "Well, I didn't really have plans, ah, for your mouth exactly..."
"Oh? Maybe you wanna do something else? Something reeeeally naughty..." Inwardly, I'm curious - as good as cock sucking is for me, it gets old doing it day in and day out - but I keep my professional cool while navigating the evening traffic and coming up on RD's gated community, "Maybe we can.. mmm... have a little bit of kinky fun?"
"Kinky, yeah... real kinky... I hope you like being blindfolded and gagged..."