Not a plain Jayne I hope. Past my best? Probably, but I know some men describe me as a GILF. I can get my pussy filled by plenty of guys once. They are all married though and aren't interested in a second time unless it's me giving them the good stuff their wives won't. Having been on the wrong side of a cheating relationship I'm not about to drop that particular shit bomb on someone else. Once you get to sixty it seems a bar against an equal relationship goes up. Well, I'll never see sixty again, I won't see sixty-two again and there isn't too much of sixty-three remaining.
I'm one of those women who experienced my change early. I went off sex at thirty-five. It wasn't a slow change, some bastard flipped a switch and my lady garden with its gentle flowing spring turned into a desert overnight. Now, the bodily upheavals have finished I enjoy sex as much, if not more than the next girl, OK then, the next old tart as most of my one-night stand shaggers call me.
Even as I went through the worst bits of the menopause, I was as happy as Larry getting hubby off. Hand jobs, blow jobs, anal all except my poor dried up oversensitive puss we're available to him whenever and as often as he wanted. At that time I loved the bastard and if he said get the lube and get over the back of the settee, I got over the back of the settee clutching a tube of lube. I'm sick to the back teeth of giving and getting nothing much back. I need to find a way of ensuring my bell gets rung.
I loved my old man with a passion until I found the proverbial strange car in our driveway. A fucking slut, a bimbo, bright enough only to drive an automatic He was up her arse in my bedroom on my bed using my lube. I hated the bastard with a passion then. I ran off to my best friend's flat after I had used my phone to record these events for posterity. I tried to kick him in the nuts but he has 8 inches on me in height and is very nearly double my body weight.
My BFF is Lucy, she divorced her shitbag husband three years ago. I poured my heart out to her, she said not one word but handed me her divorce lawyer's card. Janna Riley is a shark, a great white who specialises in leaving cheating husbands with their balls and very little else. There was no prenup, no grounds for anything much other than a 50/50 split, or so I thought. Jenna didn't quite see it that way, according to her, I brought the girls up single-handed. I sacrificed my career, I was working as a solicitor's clerk when I left work to have Katy, my eldest daughter. Milly, my youngest was still at university, doing a post-grad at Cambridge. She spent her nights at her friend's flat in Cambridge but on paper, she lived at home with me. Jenna got me the house until I decided to sell it. I got 75% of everything else. She got him a month in the stocks and he had to buy the rotten fruit and veg for passers-by to pelt him with. I made the last bit up but I did visualise it I also dreamed about strapping the bastard over a vaulting horse and striping his arse until he was screaming none stop. I did get his XK120 though, still got it. That hurts the bastard more than losing his house. He doesn't give a shit about our girls, they don't give a shit about him now either. He's going to be a sad old lonely man one day, if he's not already. He's going to be working till he drops and he is watching me enjoy our savings and pension. Do I look like I give a fuck.
Three years later he hates me, I don't give a rat's arse about him and my girls loved their mum. Like I said a lonely old man. I didn't want to remain in that house, a part of him was still here. I went back to Jenna if I sold it, I had to give him 25% of the final sale price. I needed the money to buy another place to live. I got a job but with my work record, I was earning peanuts. I needed the investment income from my 75%, of our savings to keep my standard of living. Some may say I'm selfish, perhaps I am but he lit the fire and I didn't get burned. I'm not sharing my burn cream with him now, let him suffer.
I may have only been a legal clerk when we started our family. With my law degree, I would have gone places if I hadn't become a stay-at-home mum. So I let the place out, a four-bedroom detached in Chery Hinton, Cambridge is worth a bob or two and fetches me a nice monthly rent. I found my new dream home. It was over in Suffolk, a run-down farmhouse and a bit of land. I wanted to garden and keep bees and chickens. At the time I wanted to create a grandchildren magnate for the future. I had plans for my two daughters to give me three grandchildren each. I had visions of me helping to raise them. That picture came closer to happening when I found the house I wanted. I found a builder with all the right recommendations and I had the money set aside for the work I phoned Graham, the builder and told him to start. As I put the phone down after telling the bank to make the required transfers, Lucy, my BFF phoned. That phone call caused a huge shift in my world axis and my life changed forever.
The big difference between my divorce and Lucy's divorce was I divorced a wealthy arsehole. Lucy's ex was a bum, with loads of ideas and no drive or work ethic to turn those ideas into money. Lucy was forced to put her only talent into earning her living. Lucy, my BFF earned a dam fine living on her back. That's not strictly true. At first, she was an escort but she soon learned there was more money to be made in tips than the agency she worked for paid in wages. Lucy is six feet in her heels. In pretty extreme heels she towers over a lot of men. It wasn't long before she got a name for herself and that name was mistress. Soon her spare room was refurnished with strange bedroom furniture and black and red leather nearly soft furnishings.
Lucy was Ms Calm-Collected. I never knew her to panic about anything. So I was surprised, to say the least with the call I received just after talking to the insufferable prick at my bank. My unflappable mate was in meltdown mode.
I couldn't get a word in edgeways, she wasn't making any sense at all. "You said anything, absolutely anything, you said you owed me and you would do anything I needed. I know you think I'm a trollop and common prostitute but I need help and I need it tomorrow."
I had to shout down the phone at her. Lucy, I'm on my way around now. Put the kettle on and for god's sake, calm down. She started again, and I interrupted her, "shut up Lucy," I'm on my way.
"What in hell is the matter with you woman I asked as she answered the door to me. She had cooled down a bit. She sat me at her kitchen table and explained to me her maid had walked out this morning, just before her client had arrived. That wasn't a big problem for Lucy, she could easily wing that, tomorrow, however, she was hosting a group of men, they were all from the same posh school she said, it's all strict teacher, classroom and school canes. There are six of the sick bastards and they are very influential she said. I just have to have a maid, you don't have to do any mucky stuff just welcome them, serve coffee before we start while I pretend, I'm getting ready and tea and cake when we are finished. It's easy money, they have exams and tests, real ones, and I have them written out. You have to help me mark the papers, the one with the lowest mark gets the head boy badge. The head boy has to give the other five other boys head. Yeh, sick fuckers I know, the posher they are the weirder they are.
Don't you have a backup I asked. She has several girls she can usually count on but it's the end of term. All the students who are happy to earn a nice fee are away shagging boyfriends or each other. Please, please, Jayne. It means everything to my business. You can wear a disguise if you want, I have wigs, little hats, even a veil, please help me.
I don't suppose you will take a fee if I offer one but I'll take you up to town for tea. I'll get tickets for Covent Garden, anything.
Will I have to watch you perform with these men?
I don't screw any of my clients, they are allowed to go to the bathroom to wank if they take a good caning, but that's it. Please help me out, if I have to cancel this it will ruin my reputation.
How could I refuse, it wasn't going to be a burden and I'd get to see six naughty boys being caned by my BFF. I gave Lucy a big grin, "I think I'd like to, but what do I wear?" Lucy's relief was palpable. "I've just the thing. Lucy was just leading me to her playroom. I've been in there before for a look, she has two dressing rooms off the playroom. One for her and one for clients. I assumed we were on our way to hers. She stopped dead and cursed "Ohh Fuck". There's a client in there, ohh fuckerty fuck, I forgot about him when Lilly, her first reserve maid got back to her with the bad news she was in Lloret de Mar and so we're most of her friends.
"We can't leave him, what's he doing," I asked. He's bent over my spanking bench waiting for me to finish him off, he needs his weekly paddling, I promised him he wouldn't be able to sit tomorrow as he has been so naughty".
"What did he do?"
"Nothing you twit, I have to invent infractions for these sick fuckers. Do you want to watch?"
"Oh, can I Lucy, won't he mind?"