She had gone to sleep the night before pensive about him; he hadn't even tried to touch her much less fuck her even though he asked her to stay with him at his cabin this weekend. It was a sunny, Saturday morning and he had just left to do some more work in town and would be back to the cabin later in the afternoon.
He kissed her softly on the cheek before he left and told her to help herself to what was in the kitchen but make sure that everything went where it was supposed to when she cleaned up: Paper in the paper recycling bin, plastic in the plastic bin, coffee grounds and any kind of organic material in the compost heap in the back etc..
Joel was the utmost example of someone living a "green" life. He recycled, composted, used energy saving light bulbs, had solar panels on his house in town and on his cabin, he was a vegetarian, he drove a hybrid car and he was dreamy. He was tall (thankfully, Kelsey was 5'10), short, wavy hair, broad shoulders and an impossibly hard ass.
What a perfectly good looking, environmentally friendly, confusing piece of shit! Why didn't he try anything last night? They had such a great time, lots of laughs, small kisses, a spirited argument about the evils of leather (he's against it obviously) and it ended with her falsely promising never to buy or wear another pair of leather shoes or leather anything.
"Screw it!" she thought to herself, "I tried the comfortable mountain chic outfit last night and no action! I'm going shopping down in town today, maybe I'll find something to wear that's so hot he won't be able to keep his hands off me!" Kelsey swung her legs over the bed and ran downstairs to eat breakfast. She wolfed down an eggo, a banana and some coffee, bathed and ran to town.
There she found the perfect mini skirt, off the shoulder shirt and the most adorable pair of peak a boo pumps she had ever seen. "If this doesn't say "come hither", nothing will!" she smiled to herself. On the way back to the cabin she stopped and bought a few more things, had some lunch (a hamburger...she was dying for some meat) and then with a wicked smile and high expectations she drove to the cabin.
When she got back she noticed Joel was home early and gleefully ran up the steps to the front door. He was sitting on the couch when she burst through the door looking kind of....cranky. "Hey! Guess what I bought today!"
"Kelsey, you forgot..."
"I had so much fun today; do you want to see what I got?" She was beaming.
Joel smiled; she was so irresistible when she was excited that's what attracted him to her. "Ok, what's in the bags?"
Kelsey pulled out everything very slowly and then held each item in front of her seductively. "Should I put these on?"
Joel smiled, "Yeah, I think you better!" He was totally excited. "What's in that bag?"
"Oh, I almost forgot...the shoes!" She grabbed the bag and as she was pulling the box out, she suddenly remembered her promise from the night before and shoved the box back into the bag. "Um, oh these are for work!"
"Let me see!" Joel said, suddenly suspicious.
"No, these are just for work. I'm going to go put these clothes on!" Kelsey was trying desperately to distract him.
