I sat down on the edge of the bed and put the ruler down behind me.
"Come here, young lady"
My ex-wife stood where she was. "I don't want a spanking" she said, stamping her foot.
"I know you don't want a spanking. But you need one. Now be a good girl and come here."
She reluctantly went over to my right side, shuffling her feet, looking at the ruler lying on the bed.
She was wearing a short tight denim skirt that buttoned and zipped on the side. She pushed my hands away as I started to unbutton her skirt.
"I can do it myself", she told me, curling her lower lip down slightly. She unzipped her skirt, letting it fall to her ankles and stepped out of it. She knew that I hated it when she left her skirt on the floor. "That's just too bad" she thought.
She was left standing in her white blouse, a garter-belt, hose, and pair of white cotton panties. I grabbed her pony-tail, pulled her over lap, pin her legs with my right leg. Wrapped my left arm around her, tucking my hand under her right hip, holding her firmly on my lap. "You have needed a spanking all afternoon", I told her, as I caressed the curve of her buttocks. "Sometimes I don't know what gets into you."
As I started to scold her, she interrupted Me. "You're going to give me a spanking no matter what I say, so why do I have to listen to 'the talk' first?" My ex-wife's panties worked their way toward her knees as she kicked her legs for emphasis. "David, can't you just get it over with, without giving me a lecture."
"You really do need a good hard spanking" I told her, continuing my caresses. "You get 'the talk' so that you can think about how naughty you've been while you're getting your bottom warmed."
I continued to scold her. When I finished, I picked up the ruler and patted her full round bottom with it. "Now are you ready to take your spanking?"
"Yeah, whatever, David"
I raised the ruler and brought it down hard across her full round bottom.
"Ow!"
I gave her another stroke.
"Ow! That hurts!"
"Spankings are supposed to hurt"
I continued using the ruler on her sexy plum butt. "I thought that you wanted me to stop scolding you and get on with the spanking", I said as I brought the ruler down across the lower part of her full round bottom, just above her thighs.
"Ow! It hurts! Ow! I don't want a spanking."
I gave her another smack with the ruler. "I know that you don't want a spanking. That's why spankings are used to punish naughty girls."
I continued to spank her, the smacks of the ruler echoed by my ex-wife's cries. Her bottom was starting to blush red under the ruler and she squirmed after a hard stroke on her lower bottom.
"Be a good girl and lie still. If you continue squirm and kick I'm going to spank you on your thighs", I told her as I brought the paddled down across the tops of her thighs.
"Ow, Ow! David, I'll be a good girl", my ex-wife protested as I paddled her full round bottom harder. "I'm sorry I was naughty. Ow! I've learned my lesson, Dave. Ow! Really. I'll be good. Ow! I promise."