Lethem 6/90
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Everything in this story is actually happened. Maybe not all at the same time or in the same exact sequence, and some stuff that happened on different trips gets conflated in my mind, but that's a consequence of time going by. It just keeps on doing that ya know.
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All of the inadequately described and yet quite enjoyable sexual activity in this story occurred between characters, yes if you knew me you would agree that I am quite a character, who were at least 30 years of age back in June of 1990 or thereabouts. God that makes us over 60 now.
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"I treat him to coffee and keep him in Cokes,
I laugh at his corn and his horrible jokes.
And once in a while when his landings are rusty,
I come through with "yessiree Captain" it's gusty.
I'm a lousy Co-Pilot and a long way from home."
-Oscar Brand
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June 1990, 1000 feet over Brazil approaching LTM Lethem, Guiana
"Icarus Air, Douglas November-Four-Two-Seven-India-Charley is approved for landing at Lethem, we are cleared for a straight in approach on runway Two-Niner." Mimi said repeating the very 'British' sounding controller who was actually in Georgetown not Lethem.
Lethem was a small market town of maybe a thousand souls as far inland as you could travel from Georgetown without entering Brazil. Georgetown on the coast, was the capital and largest city in Guiana, which until recently had been British Guiana. Unlike Belize to the north Guyana's relationship with Britain was not a friendly one. In our descent to earth we would lose radio contact with them momentarily, if we had not already.
Mimi adjusted the four throttles and their attendant mixture controls. "Flaps," she called.
I moved the Flap Selector Handle up to unlock it and then down to lower the flaps to the first keyed position. "Flaps," I confirmed after checking the indicator on the instrument panel. She was fine tuning the flight controls, adjusting the three trim wheels, ailerons, elevator, rudder.
As we approached the airfield facing the low early morning eastern sun we were in Brazilian airspace. We flew over the Brazilian mining supply town that was the actual destination of our load. Bonfils, population maybe four hundred, and then over the Takatu River and the international boundary before touching down at the airfield a quarter mile inside Guyana.
Lethem Airport was not IATA (American), or ICAO (UN), compliant with an unlighted runway only six-thousand feet in length, no staffed control tower and no facilities whatsoever. Basically, it was a big flat space with a couple of decrepit old buildings. We had to leave MIA in darkness to arrive just after dawn maximizing daylight hours to unload, load and get off the ground before dark.
Mimi turned the yoke and added a tiny bit of pedal to visually line the airplane up with the runway, crabbing the airplane in the crosswind.
"Landing gear," she said.
I lifted and pushed down the handle. Then I watched the indicator and the lights calling to her out their confirmations as they occurred.
"Down... Locked... Three Green Lights."
Mimi was an old pro. She flared at half of our wingspan give or take two inches and the wheels barely chirped as they gently touched and began rolling on MacAdams asphalt and aggregate invention. She reversed all four propellers slowing us down much more quickly than usual in deference to the shortness of the runway before calling out to me.
"Flaps Up."
I returned the Flap Selector Handle to 'ZERO' as she moved the propeller pitch handles to 'NEUTRAL' and shut off the flow of fuel to three of the four big radial engines using the mixture control. Once the propellers had stopped spinning she moved their three throttle controlls allowing centrifugal force to purge the cylinders of potentially dangerous liquids.
"Flaps Up," I confirmed.
We had flown into the wild west carrying gold dredging equipment and mining supplies. It wasn't even a max load because without facilities at Lethem we had to carry fuel for the outbound journey inbound as well. It was to my mind a bad scene all the way around, the only place I really hated to fly into.
We tried to be prepared, in addition to our ever-present Colt Government Models we had a couple Mini-14s stashed on board the plane and bandoliers of ammo for them, but four against the world... Those odds truly sucked, I didn't want to be here in the first place let alone stranded here overnight.
As three of our propellers started to windmill and purge their cylinders, Mimi moved the fourth pitch selector, the one for number four, to the taxi position and adjusted its throttle and attendant mixture control to bring us over to the apron. Then she shut off the master switches on the three engines that had already been shut down. Once we stopped moving with a gentle application of the main wheel brakes George got up and walked back through the cabin.
I saw our customers waiting. It looked like break-time at a poorly-cast Hollywood War Movie set. Two Guyanan Army jeeps with heavy machine guns, some Toyota pickups with heavily armed men and several forty-year-old DUKWs, amphibious versions of an Army deuce-and-a-half truck.
The DUKWs would carry, meaning smuggle, the load we had on board across the Takatu River once the proper official palms were greased on both sides. By weight we could load out five of them, there were six, that was good. One trip they only had four and on that day they waited to finish unloading until one DUKW returned.
George manually unlocked and then he used the control panel to open the airplane's cargo door. We kept that one engine going to provide hydraulic pressure to operate the door. Once it was open and locked open he waved to Jamie, and she tapped me. I gave Mimi the thumbs up and she pointed at the engine controls between us.