I handed it in by mistake...
I was supposed to have handed in an essay on experimental archaeology. Instead I handed in the silly thing I typed at my desk while listening to his lectures. I'd day dream about sucking his cock as he spoke about Vikings and other old boring things. It must've been all the talk about men taking whatever they wanted that inspired me. Whenever a naughty vision of myself at his knees, or new idea would flash in my mind, I'd pull up "Cocksucking: A How To" and add to my manual.
The same manual I printed off last week (thinking I'd be cute and post it anonymously in the bathroom at my dorm) along with my paper, and mistakenly turned in to my archaeology professor.
My very own Indiana Jones. The inspiration for my essay.
He was one of those ultra productive professors who graded papers right away. So it didn't take long for me to receive an email after the horror of realizing my error. I was supposed to come before class the next day to discuss my paper and my grade.
Was he angry? Was he turned on? Are professors allowed to call your parents? Could I get kicked out of school? All these thoughts were swimming through my mind as I arrived and knocked tentatively at his door. He let me in and shut the door behind me. Without missing a beat, handed me my essay,
"If you put effort into your class work like you did this filth, you would be passing my class."
All the air was sucked out of the room. Time stood still. My cheeks, which were pink before, must surely have been crimson. I couldn't tell because I was numb from adrenaline. My whole body shook and I felt terror paint its way across my face.
"I'm not passing?" I managed to stammer.