So it's a nice day today. I decide to go outside to get some fresh air and go for a walk. I wanna soak in the early spring cool breeze. I find myself going through the woods. Eventually I end up near the end and I see her past the trees standing alone on the cliff: The one and only Wonder Woman, looking out over the town! I couldn't believe my eyes! I've always had a crush on Wonder Woman. She's so strong and beautiful that when I look at her picture or even think about her my heart melts and all it takes is one quick touch and I ejaculate. When I say a "quick touch", I literally mean me putting my pinkie finger on my penis for one second.
It makes things awkward sometimes, especially when I'm in class or in public in general. Sometimes she just randomly pops into my head and I'm really hot and bothered. Now that's how I feel when I just THINK about her sometimes! Imagine how I feel when she's in full view! I wanna get her attention somehow! I need to talk to her! When else am I going to get the chance to talk to Wonder Woman? She's literally twenty feet away from me!
I emerge from the trees, bringing me fifteen feet away from her instead of twenty! This it, I'm goin for it! "Hey you whats up!" I say, or at least that's what I tried to say, but because of the distance between us, the early spring cool breeze, my stuttering due the nervous wreck I was, and being the only twenty-year old who's voice squeaks once in a while like a teenage boy's does when he yells (The main similarity is the every once in a while part. It actually probably sounds closer to when a two-year-old girl yells. Oh who am I kidding? There's nothing once in a while about it), because of all that, to her it sounded more like "Hey you're a slut!"
She then turns around with a pissed off look on her face and says, "What did just you say???" All I could do is just stand there and take in what just happened, unable to even open my mouth. I was frozen in fear. After not being able to even form a word after ten seconds of her question, I get so nervous I start smiling (sometimes I smile when I'm nervous, it's weird!) Then, it happens. She flies over to me with her arms crossed looking very pissed, and then it happened.
Wonder Woman slaps me in the face. It's an extremely light slap for her but it's the hardest I've ever been slapped before and hurts like hell. She then puts me in a headlock and I struggle but give up after soon realizing it's pointless. I start crying and begging her to let me go. She starts laughing at me and says she'll let me go if I admit to being "a little sissy bitch".
"I'm a little sissy bitch," I say quietly. "What's that?" Wonder Woman says, "I couldn't hear you!"
"I'M A LITTLE SISSY BITCH!" I exclaim. Wonder Woman starts cracking up. "Who's little sissy bitch are you?" she asks.
"Yours?" I ask.
"That's right!" Wonder Woman exclaims, "Now say it: I'm Wonder Woman's little sissy bitch. She owns me!"
"I'M WONDER WOMAN'S LITTLE SISSY BITCH! SHE OWNS ME!"
Wonder Woman then finally releases me and starts laughing hysterically. "Now little sissy bitch, strip!" she exclaims.
"What?"
She gives me another slap across the face. "You heard me! Take off all your clothes sissy bitch!"
I nod and start taking them off, first my shirt, then my shoes and socks, then my pants.
"Your underwear too!" she says.
"But I-"
"You wanna be slapped again little sissy bitch?? Keep in mind that I've been slapping you as lightly as I can. You're such a little weak sissy that if I hit you any harder I'd break your face!"
In terror, I quickly pull down my boxers while keeping my private parts covered.
"Hands up!" she says.
I quickly comply. At this point I feel complete and udder humiliation as I'm fully exposed to the beautiful and powerful amazon.
My "dick" is now in full view of her. I use that term loosely, because of its size: 1 inch when erect, half an inch when soft, which it currently is, sitting on top of my tiny balls which it can't even hang over.
Following this, Wonder Woman starts laughing harder at me than I've ever seen anyone laugh before in my life! Pointing at my teeny tiny penis, she continues to howl with laughter for over five minutes before even being able to speak!
"HAHAHA! YOU REALLY ARE A LITTLE SISSY BITCH! YOU'RE LITERALLY THE LITTLEST SISSY BITCH I'VE EVER SEEN!!" Wonder Woman exclaims.
Her harsh words make me wanna die and I start tearing up. As a result, I could feel my teeny tiny little penis retract and shrink down even smaller! The smaller it gets, the harder Wonder Woman continues to laugh! It's now finally down to its smallest size, roughly a quarter inch. Continuing to laugh even HARDER now, Wonder Woman takes out her camera and starts taking several full body pictures with my now teeny tiny itty bitty little penis and face in full view.
"Please stop laughing!" I exclaim while crying. I didn't think it was possible, but this causes her to laugh even HARDER!! After about ten minutes, the hysterical laughter finally calms down to a giggle.