Cassandra Riley walked into the trendy coffee shop for the first time. She had only recently moved to the big city from small town America and taken up a new career.
One of her new workmates, Felicia, had taken the wide-eyed twenty-four year old under her wing at work; within a couple of weeks they became friends, and Cassie was invited to meet Felicia's social group. "There's about a dozen of us...girls, boys, black, white, Hispanic like you. Some of us grew up together, come on by...you need people if you're gonna make it here, honey."
Felicia greeted her and waved her to their table. Like many people, she introduced most everyone by their last name, some by their first.
"Hey, everybody, this is the girl I told you about, Riley. Riley, this is Gomez, Fitzgerald, Smith, Rosalee, Munch, David, Becky, and James."
Everyone greeted her warmly, making her feel at home. She wasn't certain if some of the names were first or last. Oh, well. They seemed nice.
Over the next few months she settled into her new life. She would meet with the gang at various restaurants, coffee shops, bars. Sometimes all of them, sometimes in pairs. It was nice having someone to talk to.
She learned that Rosalee was a singer; Gomez was an attorney, James (still not sure if that was a first or last name) was a waiter at a high end joint, Munch was a private investigator, Becky a firefighter. She really enjoyed listening to Munch and Becky's stories. They both seemed like superheroes with the wild stuff they got into.
Then one day her boss asked her to deliver some paperwork to various locations around town.
As she walked up to the desk at the detective agency, she looked over and there was her friend, looking sharp in his suit, talking to a detective.
Her eyes lit up and she smiled broadly when he recognized her, "Hey, Riley, howyadoin?"
She gave him a big hug, "Hey, Munch! You look sharp!"
She was taken aback when his response was to turn beet red and stammer out a thank you.
Then another detective standing nearby, a woman with impressive braids and even more impressive cleavage, turned and regarded him sardonically, "Munch?? Really? Well, that is good to know..."
Now he broke out into a sweat and hustled Cassie to the office door, "I uh, I uh gotta get back to work. It was really great seeing you...you'll be at the bar Friday?"
She wondered what she had said to embarrass him. Munch seemed like a really nice guy, and was easy to look at. She was starting to like him more than casually, and had hoped he might like her too. So she replied, "Oh, you bet. Looking forward to it."
Then she was even more confused. As she turned to leave she noticed there was no βMunchβ listed on the office door with the other half dozen names.
He did not show up that Friday. In fact, he didn't show up for the next three of the gang's "dates." Cassie asked Felicia where he was, trying to be nonchalant. Becky said she thought he was working.
Finally, a month later, the whole group met up at a trendy bar, and had a couple of tables in the back, where they could relax.
After about an hour, it occurred to Cassie to ask, across the table, "Oh, hey...I thought your last name was Munch?"
His face flushed again. "Umm...Jones, actually."
She was completely oblivious. "Oh, is Munch a nickname? Why does everybody call you that?"
Jason flushed more furiously, too embarrassed to speak.
Felicia, Gomez and Becky laughed quietly, Rosalee looked at him sympathetically.
Cassie was perplexed.
Becky smiled mischievously at Jason, "Stand up, just show her, since you can't seem to talk."
Shock and fear showed in his expression, "Not here, please, Becky?"
She responded simply by motioning with her hand for him to stand, "Come on, we're all friends here. It is time she knew, so she can avail herself. Guys, stand up so nobody else can see. There, ya big baby, now its just us."
Jason stood slowly. Cassie could tell there was a prominent bulge in his jeans, and a small wet spot. Her eyes grew large.
He hesitated, trembling a little.
Felicia spoke impatiently, "Come on."
He slowly unfastened his belt, unbuttoned the top button, then stopped again, looking at the others pleadingly. Cassie noticed he was wearing button up jeans. She didn't know they even still sold those.
Felicia noticed her looking. "We have to make him wear button-ups so he can't get out too quickly. NOW, Munch..."
He unfastened the other four buttons, and slowly lowered his jeans and a tight pair of black briefs to mid thigh.
Cassie gasped and shifted in her seat as his large shaft sprang free, already completely, apparently painfully erect. It was the most perfectly shaped penis she had ever seen. There was a dollop of pre-cum balancing on the flared head, which hung over the table.
Becky looked first at Gomez, who had the largest, plushest breasts in the group, then she looked at Cassie, "He is beautiful all over, isn't he?"
Gomez grasped the peasant top she wore, and pulled it aside, completely exposing her full brown breasts, which bounced free, displaying dark, silver dollar sized areaola and erect nipples.
Jason took in the view and groaned loudly in frustration and grief.
With his hands still holding the top of his jeans, his untouched cock pulsed and he shot a glob semen across the table, which struck Cassie's dress.
"Unngghh" His cock throbbed a few more times, the results of his ruined orgasm spilling down it's shaft and swollen testicles into his underwear below.
Felicia shook her head. "See? The most beautiful guy in the group, and completely useless."
Trying to wipe off semen from her dress with a napkin, embarrassed, Cassie whispered, "I still don't get the name?"
Gomez recovered her breasts, "We all hook up occasionally...friends with benefits, right?"
Rosalee finished the thought for her, "Obviously Munch here cannot do much but look pretty, but...he is really, really good at eating pussy. REALLY good."
Cassie did not say anything, but thought, "guys do that??" She hadn't been a virgin for a long time, but nobody had ever done that before.
Becky motioned for Jason to cover himself so the others could resume their seats. "Soo...if you're ever horny but don't want any dick, just call our Munch. He'll lick your puss til you've nutted all you want. Then go home and whack off, isn't that right, Munch?"
Gomez chuckled, "He's our cunnilingus 9-1-1."
Jason responded to Becky, nodding his head then looking down in shame. He had liked Cassie...now she was just going to be another gorgeous woman he would get to service and go home alone and frustrated.
As he tried to wipe the stream of semen from the table with napkins, Cassie unconsciously stared at him.
"Don't you...don't you like to...you know...use your dick?"
He blushed again, and nodded shyly.
Felicia patted his hand in mock sympathy. "Of course he does. But you saw what happened when he just looked at a woman. The last time one of us took pity on him and tried to actually fuck him, he just spurted his jizz and made a huge mess. Why the hell would anyone bother?"
Becky spoke, "When was that, Munch?"
He managed to choke out, "You know."
"Tell HER."
"It...it was with you. I came all over you."
Rosalee giggled, "Tell her how long ago that was..."
"Th-th-three years." He tried to play it off as if it was not a big deal to him.
Cassie was shocked. "You haven't been with a woman for three years??"
Gomez laughed. "Oh, he's been with us lots...several times a week. His tongue stays really busy...just not his la polla."
Becky took a sip of her beer, "If you decide to try him out, be sure to either leave his clothes on or make him wear a condom...otherwise he'll mess all over the place with his little ruined orgasms."
An hour later they were ready to call it a night. Jason began to stand, but Gomez was ready for him. She was standing next to him, and pulled his face into her bountiful cleavage.
"Mmmmppphhh!" A large wet stain spread across his crotch. There would be no hiding it when he tried to walk out and walk home.
Gomez took his hand, leading him out. "Come on, Munch. You owe me some tongue."
For the next several weeks, Cassie thought of Munch...Jason...often. And of his tongue.
One Wednesday she happened to meet Felicia and Becky for lunch at a little cafe near work. They chatted as they ate chips, salsa and queso as an appetizer.
Cassie chuckled, "These are okay, but not nearly as good as the ones back home. I could munch on those all day..."
Felicia grinned, "Speaking of Munch, have you taken advantage of him yet?"
She blushed. "No...no...I, uh...nobody ever did that to me before. Is it nice?"
Becky and Felicia looked at each other, then at Cassie in disbelief and sympathy.
Becky spoke quietly, "Oh, honey. I mean, most guys that do it just lick it a couple times then hop up and screw you. But once in awhile you get a guy like Munch, who REALLY likes to eat pussy. And that...that is glorious. He'll make you nut over and over."
Cassie thought for a minute, "That does sound good. Why...I mean how...why are ya'll so mean to him, then?"
They both spoke in unison, "Mean?"
Felicia followed up, "What do you expect us to do? He can't do nuthin' for us with his dick, and I'm sure as hell not lettin' him nut all over me."
Cassie was confused, "So why do you go to bed with him? Why not just sleep with guys who are good in bed?"
Becky laughed, "Because he eats pussy so good."
"But what about him?"
Felicia shrugged, "What about him? He must like it, or he wouldn't keep coming back."