"That is the most incredible story I have ever heard!" Hera cried as she sat dumbfounded and open-mouthed on Athena's throne. Turning to her right, she said, "What do you think, daughter?"
"Amazing!" Athena said, "it is an amazing story! That Carya was one lucky girl," she added as she winked down at Demetrius, kneeling at her feet. "My cousin Dionysus owes you big!"
"That he does," Hera said. "And I will be honest with you, boy," she continued as she glanced down at the tiny human. "That image of you, fucking the madness right out of Carya; and then offering your seed to Aphrodite, right in the very temple of the Babylonian Goddess of love, no less. Holy shit! No wonder she is so furious! I would have been pissed off too!"
"I am so sorry, Divinity," Demetrius said. "I meant no offense, but it just sort of slipped out. I mean..., it has been such a long time since I..., and Aphrodite wasโ,"
"โYeah, but honestly, Demetrius," Athena said as she smirked and shook her head. "That really was poor form. We Gods, despite our great powers, have surprisingly fragile egos. And the Goddesses of Love, Ishtar and Aphrodite especially, are the two biggest Divas of all time! And, that gives them the most easily bruised egos of us all! You really screwed the pooch on that one, boy. It never is wise to piss off a Goddess, especially a Goddess of love."
"You can say that again!" Hera said as she rolled her eyes. "If you doubt me, go ask the Sirens about Aphrodite's ego."
"No woman," Athena said, "and especially a Goddess of Love, wants to be reminded of another woman in her own bedroom! I mean, come on Demetrius? Surely after all of these years, and all of the women you have been with; both human and divine, you must have learned that lesson!"
"Yeah," Demetrius said sheepishly as he looked down and swept his left foot in a circle on the floor. "My old girlfriend got really pissed at me once when I accidently called her my Ex's name, after we..., well, you know."
"Oh, I bet that went over well! Shit boy, I would have had your balls in a jar if that had been me," Hera said as she chuckled. "Remember Demetrius, Hell hath no furyโ"
"โLike a woman scorned! I know, I know," Demetrius said as he completed her sentence. "But, I really am sorry. It was an accident, I swear!"
"Yes, and one that came with a big price tag, it appears," Hera said. "But..., that is all in the past, and one cannot unring a bell. I will say, though, this whole sword part of your story intrigues me most. What on earth could cause a rip in mid-air, and then suck two powerful Goddesses inside the void it created? What kind of crazy magic is this?"
"I believe that is the fabled Sword of Chronus, your majesty," Archimedes said as he stepped forward. "It has all of the hallmarks of that legendary weapon, and, it would actually explain quite a bit. It seems that the polarity of the stone, when it comes intoโ"
"โIt certainly does sound like the sword," Athena interrupted, "But, what do you mean it would explain a bit? According to the legend, I thought the sword of Chronus disappeared from the earth millions of years ago, destroying Atlantis in the process. I wasn't around back then, so I don't know the full story, but..., how could it show back up now, when it was destroyed so long ago?" Turning to Hera, Athena said, "What do you say about this, Mom? You were around back then."
"Athena!" Hera cried. "I may be old, but I am not THAT old! All of that happened way before I was even a gleam in Mother Gaia's eyes. But..., let's not interrupt, dear." Turning to Archimedes, she said, "You obviously have some theory on all of this, so..., what is it?"
"Well, Goddess Hera, Queen of Heaven, most glorious mother of usโ,"
"Just get on with it, Archimedes," Hera said with a grin. "You are starting to sound like old Ganymede over there."
"Hey!" Ganymede said as he finished his coffee. "I have been really trying to be succinct, your Majesty, most wondrous creature to ever live, whose..." He winced as he bit his tongue and resumed drinking his coffee.
"Yes, I am sorry, I was just kidding," Hera said. "You have done quite well keeping things short and to the point today, Ganymede. I was just trying to keep things light during this dark, dark situation." Turning back to Archimedes, she said, "So, finish your thought, but try and keep it simple. We aren't technical, you know. You need to dumb it down a bit."
Archimedes took a big swig of coffee, and then a deep breath, and said, "Well, it might be hard to explain, but..., here goes. You see, time is like a river; where the past, the present, and the future all are happening simultaneously. We happen to be located at one place in that river that we call the present. Now, of course, everyone thinks they are in the present, as that perspective is purely relative, but to those in the past, depending on theโ."
"โDon't get off track, Archimedes," Hera said as she smiled. "Stay focused."
"Yes, Divinity. Well, you see, if things are changed downstream, hence in the past, they affect not only the present, that we call now, but also the future. It is all interrelated. The future, past and present all swirling together like one of those eddies in that stream."
"But what does this have to do withโ," Athena said.
"โWell, Goddess," Archimedes continued. "Sometimes, the future, can reach back into the past and affect the present; of course being in the future, it had to have occurred in the past in order to get to the present."
"Holy Mother Gaia, this is confusing!" Hera said. "Archimedes dear, I know you are bright, and I hear noises coming out of your mouth, but you are really not making any sense. Are you saying the future controls the past which effects the present that then feeds the future?"
"Yeah," Athena added, "are you purposefully trying to be obtuse, Archimedes? What you are saying is complete gobbledygook. Are you are telling us that this sword flew from the present, back to the past, and all of that had to happen in order for the present to occur in the first place! That is some complicated nonsense you are spouting there, boy. So..., in plain Greek, dumb it down a little bit more for us. Despite me being the Goddess of wisdom, I cannot follow your logic here."
Archimedes grinned, and said, "I think the rip Demetrius described, was a tear in the fabric of time, caused the power of Chronus. The space/time continuum was split by the sword, and everything in the nearby vicinity was sucked into the void and thrown somewhere in time and space."
"So, you are saying that Aphrodite, Ishtar and the Sword of Chaos are now lost in time? And that the sword was thrown back from the present and destroyed Atlantis?" Athena said. "Wow..., that is crazy to think about. The future, reaching into the past that effects the future! It's enough to make one's head spin."
"It is," Hera said as she took a big gulp out of her coffee and rubbed her temples. "But as a practical matter, Archimedes, what do we do now? Is Aphrodite lost in time forever? Even though she could be such a giant pain in the ass sometimes, I hate to think of her never able to come back home."
"Oh no!" Demetrius cried, "Please don't say she will never return?" He looked down at his cock, still one stroke shy of releasing his curse, and cried out again, "Oh no! Hera! Please say itโ"