As Darrell entered the Ballroom, he saw a skirmish going on... "Why, Kimber, why can't I just go to my support group, ma'am?" a pudgy fellow in an alligator shirt was pleading of a frosty blonde. "You told me I could go if I scrubbed the garage, and drank a quart of your urine...now you've changed your mind just because your girlfriends stood you up."
"Cedric, I don't have to keep my promises, you know that." The bitchy blonde was smiling at Cedric's discomfort. "The girls weren't here, so I want you to go with me to Home Depot. I don't want any more of your bullshit, come on, let's go."
Darrell watched in amusement as Cedric stomped his foot. "You promised. And I licked Roger's balls on Thursday night even though you said I wouldn't have to do this stuff. I need to talk with my support group."
Kimber tossed her blonde curls, and Darrell admired the curve of her hard breasts against her belly shirt. "That's it, Cedric." Kimber reached into her purse and brought out a long black strap. "Take 'em down. I'm so sick of your bullshit. And you're going to eat a bar of soap when we get home for mouthing off."
"P-please, Kimber." Cedric said, his chubby chin trembling. "Not here. I'll go to the store with you. I can't- can't cause a scene." Cedric looked a bit self-important, Darrell thought.
But that was the thing, of course. The dominant wife didn't understand about propriety, which was of course why he was having so much trouble with his own wife over this ridiculous humiliation thing. Bootsie just didn't understand, or she understood perfectly.
But Kimber had a wicked smile on her pink glossed lips. "Take them down, Cedric. It'll be over before you know it." Cedric's knees knocked as he looked unhappily at Kimber.
The door to the Ballroom opened and another couple walked in. "Hey, Kimber!" a girl in a tennis dress waved. "I missed you downstairs. Marcella's waiting. I thought we were going to have lunch while Baylor went to his queer-ass meeting."
Baylor, the tennis girl's husband blushed at having his support group referred to as "Queer-ass."
Cedric's face brightened. "See, Kimber? The girls ARE here. We can meet up after the meeting, and you can have lunch."
Kimber gave Cedric a withering look, and then smiled at her friend. "Esther, that's great. I'm going to punish Cedric here for giving me a bunch of arguments, and then I'm going to ask the Lounge Manager to lock him in a Seclusion room—his meeting is off for today, and then I'll join you downstairs, how's that?"
Cedric's plump jaw sagged. "P-please Kimber, that's not fair, after all the housework I did this week..."
"Pull your pants down, Cedric, so we can get the thrashing out of the way, or I'll make you take off all your clothes." Kimber sounded bored. All the other men in the group were trailing in, looking at the couple curiously.
"It's amazing, Esther" Kimber said, smiling. "I've got the whole family of sad, submissive freakazoids to look after now. Cedric the Third, this Cedric's father is cuffed by the balls to Cedric V, my twenty-three year old stepson by the balls in our attic, and Crompton and Hollis, the twins who are Buttermilk State seniors, are in the pillory in the cellar...
I showed his daughter Aubrietia how to put her boyfriend in chastity, and his other daughter Wisteria is a dominatrix in Buttermilk City... and Emory, my youngest stepson, just got tossed from Groton for impregnating his Biology partner...so he'll need a chastity belt too. Goddamnit, Cedric, get those pants down!"
Finally Cedric unbuckled his chinos and pulled them down, followed by his underpants. Darrell saw that Cedric's cock was locked in a CB-6000 plastic chastity device, and then Darrell was treated to Cedric's fat, bare bottom, as Cedric weightily bent over a chair.
Kimber flogged Cedric efficiently but almost with complete detachment. Darrell was amazed at how bored she looked as her slim arm came down again and again, the strap tearing up Cedric's bottom as he burst into tears...the pain combined with the knowledge that he wouldn't be able to hang out with the other ChasteBois this morning.
Darrell had been locked once in the Seclusion Closet—it was airless and steaming hot in the summer, and icy cold in the winter. Bootsie had ordered him locked in once when he made a fuss at a waiter in the PainCafe for not having vinaigrette dressing.
After the whipping was over, and poor pudgy Cedric had worshipped Kimber's Capezios, he had been taken away by two female attendants for an hour in the Seclusion Closet, and Kimber had gone off with Esther and Marcella...comfortable, laughing.
And Darrell had sat down in his support group, and wondered if the fellows would have any insights into his problems with his wife!
But other people had issues, too. Blume, who Darrell recognized as his plumber, was complaining that his piercing was starting to get on his nerves.
"My wife won't let me switch to a chastity belt—she thinks it's too expensive, but I'm almost sure this piercing is going to give me a rash. It itches all the time." Blume laughed self-consciously. "But that might be because I'm jerking off—without getting orgasms—using that icky bathroom pink dispenser soap in public restrooms, and it's making me itch, you think?"
Haven commented, "My daughters have me in a small chastity belt that I can't even get erect in, and that's almost worse than a piercing. I think the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence...I would die for a full, unfettered erection, never mind an orgasm."
Baylor Burberry, husband of Esther laughed shortly. "But does your device have the little needles in it? Esther has put one of those teeth bracelets in my device, because she is jealous—she thinks I am watching the asses of the girls I coach on the track team at Buttermilk High...she might be right, but I sure can't watch them for long."
The men laughed bitterly. One man, with a shock of red hair mentioned that his wife was trying a new thing where he was required to blow five men for every orgasm he got.
"I wouldn't mind so much, as Lisbeth lets me put a condom on them, but she chooses the most disgusting people to bring home. My dad was a White Supremacist, sure, but why must I pay for his sins when Lisbeth brings home these big, gangling Mandingoes?"
Baylor, who was the group Coordinator smiled. "Sounds like you might have a bit of residual racism there, Theron. Maybe a few more blowjobs of African American sanitation workers will ease your attitudes.
Esther noticed that I was very short with the undocumented Latino alien workers who were helping to remodel our town house, and she finally had me ream one guy's ass out, this Hector...and it really made me more respectful!"
Fleming, a quiet financial type guy who Darrell didn't know well raised his hand. "My wife has told me that I must blow a man who is locked in chastity to qualify for my next orgasm...can anyone oblige us?"
Three guys raised their hands and said they'd consult their wives for this favor, and Darrell felt slightly ill.
When it finally came to Darrell discussing his problem concerning Bootsie wanting him to wank in front of his secretary, he was disappointed with the feedback. The guys were supportive, but not particularly helpful.
Brad told him to practice Tantric meditation: "Forget about your orgasm. I try to keep Annabel from manipulating me with her chastity key by pretending that I don't know what an orgasm is like. I don't succeed...but I'm really trying to forget the importance of the damn squirt, you know?"
Henrik's lover, Jerome made him jerk off in front of a different embarrassing person each week. "The worst was the Mormon Missionaries."
Fitzie, an earnest sixty year old Irishman advised him to "get the bolt cutters. True, I don't have the nerve to cut off my device—Cathleen would cut me nuts off right after—but you don't have much choice, lad."