I know it's silly. But why shouldn't an old man indulge himself.
I'd been thinking about my eighty first birthday for some time and had come to a firm decision. I was going to fuck an eighteen year old girl. I didn't want a hooker, just an ordinary girl who was interested in making some cash and was willing to make an old man happy. I didn't want a virgin or anything like that. In fact I preferred her to have some experience so she wouldn't be too shocked by what I wanted.
The key thing was that she had to be eighteen. No real reason except my own amusement. To get my dick in a nice girl who was the reverse of my age. I have got a great granddaughter who is eighteen. She is lovely. I wouldn't consider fucking her, but I've got to admit that seeing her sunbathing in a tiny bikini really made me determined to get myself one of the same age.
I didn't know how to go about it at first. I don't suppose many attractive teenagers use dating sites. In the end it was simple. I was chatting with the barman in my local pub when a group of girls came in. He went off to serve them and spent a few minutes checking ID to make sure they were old enough to have alcohol.
When he came back I said
"I need an eighteen year old young woman for an event in a few weeks. Just one day's work and it pays well. Do you think I might find one in here?"
"Yeah, probably. Stacks of girls from the college come in here for a drink and they are always skint. How much does it pay?"
"Oh! I'm not sure. I haven't dealt with that yet. Umm about £300 I would say."
"Fuck me! You sure you don't want me. I only get forty quid a shift here. A lot of these chicks would kill for that sort of money."
We chatted for a few minutes. I didn't tell him what I had in mind, but I said it needed to be an open minded person who was ready to put her total effort into the day. The way it ended up was that I promised the guy £20 to hand out some little notes that I would bring in the next day.
A few minutes on the computer and it was produced:
Broad minded eighteen year old female required for one day work.
SUBSTANTIAL PAYMENT
Local, safe and fully legal. Must provide proof of age.
If interested, write your e-mail address on the back and return this to the person who gave it to you.
I printed thirty copies and dropped them round to Tim behind the bar the next day. I gave him the £20 and told him that if I got three or more replies from the e-mail contacts I would give him another £30. He was really pleased and said it would be no problem. He was certain he could do that. He asked if he could tell them how much money was on offer and I said he could.
After leaving my e-mail with Tim and finishing my beer, I took the short walk home. For the first time in years I was grinning from ear to ear. My naughty little idea looked like it might just become real.
Only a few days passed before I got an e-mail from Tim with five e-mail addresses. I immediately sent off a message to all of them explaining that the job would involve nudity and require them to provide intimate personal services for a period of about five hours at a rate of £60 per hour. I also gave assurances that they would not come to any harm and this would be entirely private without any photographs or video being taken.
As soon as I had done that I went round to the pub, and shared a drink with Tim.
"So what's this all about then Fred? Said Tim. "I'm intrigued. You don't go flashing around that kind of money for nothing. What are you up to?"
I was really embarrassed and despite my age I think I blushed.
"Oh! Nothing much really. I need her to help out on my birthday."
Of course he wasn't satisfied with that and over a couple of drinks it all came out. Although he was really young, to my surprise he thought it was a great idea and said he wanted me to have a really good day.
I waited three days for replies, but only two came. Neither gave any information about themselves, but they said that they really wanted the job and they understood the requirements. Tim was keen to get his money and he e-mailed me a couple of times asking if I had got replies.
When I knew it was his shift I decided to go to the pub. He wanted to know why I wanted three replies when I only needed one girl. I was insistent that I needed to have some choice to be sure to get the right person. He asked me when my birthday was and when I told him that it was another seven weeks he was over the moon. He said
"Right. I've got a deal for you. My sister is eighteen in three weeks. She is dead broke and she's really fit. You'll love her. She is your third girl and you're bound to pick her."
Wow! Hang on a minute Tim. You know what I want. Your sister would probably freak out completely and I don't want to fall out with you."
"No no. She'll be up for it. Definite. She is always pestering me to find her work and I can't."
"Yeah, but you know. It's not the sort of thing you get your sister into is it?"
"It bloody is. I've caught her watching porn on her computer and she hangs out with guys all the time. She's your girl I tell you."
Good enough. I arranged for an interview at my flat in four weeks and e-mailed the two other girls with instructions. They were to come to my flat on a Sunday afternoon for an interview for the job. They would be paid £15 expenses. They should be ready to take off their clothes and answer questions about how they would do the job if they were selected. They were told to confirm that they understood the requirements and confirm that they would be coming.
In the time running up to the interview my excitement was growing. The two e-mail girls confirmed that they were coming and Tim said that his sister was really up for it. He had told her to strip for him as a practice for the interview. He expected her to tell him to fuck off, but she just giggled and said OK straight away. They went to Tim's bedroom where Tina did a really sexy strip. When she had all her kit off, Tim pushed it on a bit by telling her to spread her cunt lips and then to bend over and part her ass cheeks. He was amazed at how compliant Tina was. Not at all like the gobby sister he was used to. When he told her to rub her clit, Tina got straight into it and worked herself hard. Tim got his dick out. Telling his sister to sit on the bed, he wanked over her until he shot a load over her tits and she groaned in a huge orgasm. Things would never be the same between them again.
I couldn't contain myself. I wanted to know more.
"What are her tits like?"
"Great. She's big although she is a slim girl. I was surprised what a pair she had. I hadn't really noticed how much she had developed."