Once upon a time there was a little blonde girl named Gilda, well she wasn't so little, in fact she was big, plump and curvy with full lush breasts and she wasn't exactly a girl having just had her 19th birthday the week before, but her friends called her Goldi because of her flowing blond hair.
One Friday night Goldi and some of her friends got drunk out by the lake and went skinny-dipping in the middle of the night. As the night went on all of Goldi's friends paired up and started to fool around on blankets and as usual poor Goldi was the only one left out so she went walking in the woods. Very soon Goldi was lost and scared until she saw a large, lovely cabin in the woods in front of her.
Being drunk Goldi thought nothing of breaking into the cabin, she figured that she would stay there until morning and then go find her friends who would surely be looking for her. Little did she know that all her friends thought someone else had Goldi in their car when they drove back to town in the middle of the night.
Goldi wandered into the front room and found the liquor cabinet.
First she pulled out a bottle of Tequila and took a big drink and nearly choked, "Oh, way too strong." she said.
Then she pulled out a bottle of beer and drank it, "Oh too boring." she said.
Then she found the bottle of Southern Comfort and began to drink it like it was candy. "Ummmm, this is just right." she proclaimed as she finished it off.
Goldi wandered drunkenly around the cabin until she found a bathroom with a shower in it and decided to take a shower. She stripped off her clothes and tossed them all over the bathroom and lathered up her entire body with the soap and played with herself until the hot water ran out. Goldi finally got out and wandered around the cabin naked until she found a large loft with 3 big beds.
The first bed was lower to the ground but it very very firm and Goldi could not get comfortable. "This bed is too firm." she said.
The second bed was really tall and Goldi had a hard time climbing on to it "This bed is too tall." She bitched.
Finally Goldi tried the third bed, it was average height and softer with a heavy wooden four poster frame. "This bed is just perfect." she sighed as she fell asleep on top of the covers.
Early the next morning the owners of the cabin, three brothers whose last names just happened to be Bare drove up the cabin to hang out for the long weekend. They were shocked to see the glass on their front door broken and the door open so they went in and saw that an nearly entire bottle of liquor had been used up and that there were damp sandy clothes on the floor in the bathroom.
They worked their way upstairs and were surprised to find a plump, curvy, naked blond on one of their beds.