"Oh, God. Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Hands pounded into the wall in a rhythm with the headboard as two bodies writhed in naked ecstasy.
Michael woke, yet again, to his room mate's cries of passion and the pounding on the wall. When he turned his head, the clock numbers read 2:36 in glowing red.
"Again Kara" he complained, quietly, then bashed his hand into the wall.
"Shut the fuck up!" He yelled, and there was a deep male murmur, and then a soft, feminine giggle.
"Right, I've had enough," he said, rolling over in his bed and punching his pillow.
Fitfully, he dropped back off to sleep.
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The next morning, he stumbled out of his bedroom, only to be confronted by a barely clothed, angry five foot nothing blonde.
"What the hell was that about last night?" She demanded angrily.
"You totally ruined the mood!"
"Oh, I'm sorry" Michael replied, with heavy sarcasm. "Maybe it was being woken up at two thirty in the morning, to the sound of sex and pounding on wall!"
"There was still no need to..." she tried again but he cut her off.
"You need to move out," Michael said sadly.
"WHAT?" Kara yelled. "Are you fucking serious?"
"Yes, I'm fucking serious!" Michael yelled back. "When you suggested we live together, I didn't think you'd be bringing home a different guy each night, and screaming the roof down!"
"Ok, ok, look, I'll...keep it down," Kara said, in a mollifying tone. Michael was the leaseholder, and she was somewhat at his mercy for things like this.
"I'm sorry, I just...I can't do this at home, you know?"
"I do" Michael nodded. He and Kara had grown up in neighbouring streets, and he knew her parents, strict as they were, would never approve of her parade of men.
"But, I've got class, you know? I don't care who you fuck, but...just do it quietly."
"Ok, I will," she smirked. "My dad used to joke he'd put me in a chastity belt when I went to college. Maybe that's what we need to do," She laughed.
"Deal!" Michael grinned. "You wake me up ONE more time, and I lock you up. Sounds fair!"
"Here's how confident I am" Kara said, and offered her hand. "Shake on it!'
Michael took her hand and pumped it.
"A gentleman's agreement!"
And then he saw the clock on the wall.
"Fuck, I'm late!" He said, and after a five minute whirlwind of clothing, books and shoes, he was gone.
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"Oh, God. Yes! Yes! Yes!"
"For fuck's sake, Kara!!"
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The next morning, Michael stormed out of his bedroom, angry and ready for a fight, only to be brought up short. Kara was sitting at the kitchen table, letter in hand, and tears in her eyes.
"Kara, what's wrong?" He asked, his anger evaporating.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I woke you up again. But...well, here," and she thrust the letter at him, stained in various places with her tears.
Michael scanned it quickly, skipping over the various legalese.
"You're on academic probation?" He said, incredulously. "But, you were a straight A student...."
"I've....been skipping classes," she admitted, blushing. "I've...got a problem, Michael. I can't stop having sex."
"What do you mean?" He said, tossing the letter onto the table.
"I...look, you know my family is very traditional, right?" She said, blushing a little.
Michael nodded. He knew her parents quite well, even having gone on holiday with them last year.
"And, well, you remember the whole...shaving....incident?"
Michael nodded, blushing himself now. In a way, it had been his fault. They'd been studying, and she'd gone to get snacks. He'd gone to the bathroom, unaware that Kara had made a pit stop. She'd forgotten to lock the door, he'd barged in, and seen....that she was fully shaven. He'd been frantically apologising, her mother had overheard, and world war three had erupted.
"Yeah." He said, shamefaced.
"It's like, since we got here...I just can't...not. I know I should study, but it's more fun to...you know."
"Masturbate?" He suggest, blush giving way to a smirk.
"Yeah...or to fuck. Just....something in there, you know?"
"Well, no" he admitted. "I mean, when I was fifteen, I'd get hard if the wind changed direction, but you know....you jack off a few times, and you calm down."
"But I don't!" Kara said, a little desperately. "Maybe it's different for girls? I don't know, but I can't....I need help."