We met on a vanilla dating app. She was tall, blonde, confident, and worked in healthcare. It turned out we both loved espresso martinis and by the third round we were discussing her funniest E.R stories.
"You wouldn't believe some of the things people need to come get removed."
"Removed from...?"
"Their butts! I've seen everything from shampoo bottles to flashlights. If it's remotely insertable and doesn't have a base trust me, someone has come in with it."
"How do you get them out?"
"Usually with my fingers and a lot of lube but the worst cases have required surgery."
"Oh geez, that would be a super awkward hospital visit."
"Well, lucky for you, you just met someone who might be willing to help on an outpatient basis."
"Oh, you do foreign body removals on the first date?"
"Hospital visits are expensive, helping a naughty boy who was irresponsible with his ass could be my good deed for the month."
My dick started throbbing against the confines of my jeans as this beautiful woman teased me.
"Now I almost wish I'd misplaced something..." I decided to push this as far as she was willing to go.
"You're totally sure there's nothing that could be up there?" she shot back with a smirk.
"I definitely lost a lot of golf balls last weekend, pretty sure it was the water traps but you never know."
"We need to know for sure! Get the check."
Before I knew it we were back at her apartment. Any thought that our conversation was just kinky flirting disappeared as she pulled on blue medical gloves.
"I need all your clothes off for this procedure," she said as she finished with the gloves.
I was getting increasingly nervous but when a hot woman tells me to take my clothes off I'm not the type to argue.
"Good boy. Go get a towel from the bathroom."
I was surprised how natural following her instructions felt. I quickly came back with one of her fluffy pink bath towels which she had me lay over her couch.
