Dear Daddy Sir,
I have to tell you something about New Year's Eve at the church before you see Deacon David again. This is about not being in the choir at midnight. The Deacon said I have to tell you or he will.
But, before I do I want to assure you this just wasn't my fault Daddy Sir. I was just trying to help. I am sorry about the whole thing and I promise you it will never happen again. I promise Sir. I promise. I promise. I promise. But it's just not fair Daddy Sir.
Sir he stood there tall and magnificent and handsome with that frown on his face and that one eyebrow raised as he glared at me and the other girls. He pointed to the door of the choir practice room and stomped his foot.
"Get your bottoms up to my office in the attic young ladies. And there will be no dawdling. Do I make myself clear?" he snapped.
"Yes Sir," we all said.
We ran out the door and hurried up the stairs of the old church, behind the school building. Deacon David's office is still up there in that large attic space where we used to go for correction when we were still in high school Sir. We hurried into his room and as we used to do we all knelt next to each other in a row just as he taught us when we had to visit his office. We left the door ajar the way he liked and waited for him to come. Charlotte, Gwen, Lisa, Ruth, Katie and I were all there just like we used to be. But this time it was all different Sir. This time we were older, but we were still awed by him, and slightly afraid.
"That silly old choir master," I grumbled, "He is no fun at all. Wasn't he ever nineteen once?"
"I think he has been old forever." Charlotte pouted.
"Yeah," Katie added, "I don't think he was ever young, even when we were in high school, but he is still gorgeous."
"You got that right but he still scares me," Lisa piped in as she elbowed Katie in the ribs.
"Well I hope he hurries up. It is almost midnight and I don't want to miss my good luck New Year kiss with Johnny in the assembly room," Gwen whined.
"Well it was kissing Johnny in the choir room that got us in this trouble stupid," Ruth yelled at Gwen.
"You kissed Mark too bitch, and don't call me stupid," Gwen yelled back at Ruth.
"Yeah," said Charlotte, "And now, thanks to Cher none of us may get to kiss our boyfriends at midnight. It's 11:30 pm now." Then she reached around and yanked my hair Daddy Sir.
"It's not my fault," I protested as I rubbed the pain in my scalp, "All of you said you wanted to learn how to French kiss. I was just helping you. Besides, no one told you and your horny boyfriends to start making out right there in the choir practice room."
"Yep," Katie agreed, "No one twisted any arms."
"But it was Cher that decided to demonstrate the best way to masturbate a clit for the boys. She was the ring leader," said Gwen, and giving Ruth a push she added, "And don't call me bitch you little whore."
"And she did a good job too," Katie chimed in.
But then Ruth slapped Gwen Sir, and she yelled, "You're the whore Gwen. And besides that you are a cocksucker. Johnny told me so. He said you are a world champion ball licker too, and that you like for him to lick you. So you are the whore, not me."
And then Gwen slapped Ruth again, and when Lisa tried to get out of the way she fell onto Charlotte. Then Charlotte pulled Lisa's hair and she wrestled her to the floor yelling, "Don't push me tramp. I saw the way you spread your pussy wide for Fred as soon as Cher started to demonstrate by rubbing her clit. You couldn't wait and that's when you took his hand and put his finger on your own clit. Slut!"
Then Lisa jumped on top of Charlotte and started hitting her. "Don't call me a slut you fat bitch. You sneak out of church and meet George in the bushes out back all the time. I have seen you."
"I do not," yelled Charlotte.
"Yes you do," Gwen cried, "I have seen you too. You think you are better than everyone else but you are just as much of a slut as the rest of us."
And then Ruth, and Lisa, and Katie screamed at Gwen, "We are not sluts!" All the girls started slapping each other then Sir. They were wrestling on the floor of Deacon David's office and they were pulling hair and biting and tearing their choir robes.
But, I moved away from them and just sat there like a lady Sir. I was not in the fight I swear. I only got this black eye because Gwen jumped on me and punched me. I swear Sir; I did not even hit her back. I only sat on her because I was trying to keep her away from me. Because I didn't want to get hit again Sir. And that's the truth, I swear.
Well, about that time we heard Deacon David bellow from the door to his office, "Young ladies freeze if you know what's good for you." Then he started pulling girls away from each other because they were still fighting.
But Daddy Sir, I was just quietly sitting on Gwen so she couldn't hit me again. She was crying and calling me a bitch and a whore Sir, but I just sat still on her. I was paying attention to the Deacon Sir, I swear.