This economy is so precarious and there are so few jobs in my specialty. When my wife got laid off our debt load began to spiral. It didn't help that my job depended upon a pompous ass of a boss. When it came to finance he was a real wiz. I on the other hand while good, could never match the kind of money the other guys in the firm brought in. They claimed that I went after low hanging fruit and did not take risks like the big earners did. It was mostly true.
As the economy spiraled downward the low hanging fruit really dried up. There were fewer folks with an extra $10,000 dollars to invest while the guys at the firm with the $100,000 and million dollar clients had to hustle a bit more but they were thriving. Everyone at the firm knew I was superfluous.
I knew that a call to the boss's office was inevitable and it came a week before my fifth anniversary.
My boss's face was smug. Like it always was, as he had me take a seat in his office.
"Frank your not bringing in the clients or the money that you used to. That is not good."
"The economy is squeezing out the small investors." I replied.
"Your the only one chasing after small investors Frank. No one but you is stopping you from landing the kind of accounts your co-workers are bringing in."
I replied. "I know but I'm not really that kind of guy. I've always brought in the safest investors. I have steady returns for my clients and this company prospers in part upon my work."
"That was true once Frank but is not true anymore. If your not chasing the big bucks your of little use to me."
"Don" I said, "My wife was laid of six months ago. I desperately need this job."
"Ah yes Linda, How is she?"
My boss had always had the hots for my wife. Most men did. She was five six, 110 pounds with a heart shaped face, and lovely blue eyes. Her tummy was flat, her legs were long and lean and her tits were to die for Her long brown hair cascaded to the middle of her back.
"We'll be married five years on Friday."
"Too bad you'll be celebrating that happy event in the unemployment line."
"Boss I really need this job."
"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do."
In desperation I asked the next question, emotion thick in my voice. "Is there anything I can offer you that would convince you to keep me on?"
My boss was silent for a moment and then got a devilish look on his face.
"Yes Frank there is. You can offer me that pretty little wife of yours. If she spends a week at my house as my personal slave doing ANYTHING and EVERYTHING I ask. I will keep you on here at full salary and will even spot you an advance against future earnings. When the economy rebounds you can pay off your advance and become again the valuable member of this team that you once were."
I was stunned. I knew that my boss was a bastard but I never imagined he'd pull this!
"You can't be serious, Don!"
"I'm serious as a heart attack, Frank. I don't need your piddling performance in this economy. What you do I can have three of the guys divvy up. They won't even feel the work load difference. They'd probably be a bit upset at me that I was giving them your loser clients. A week of pussy on demand however, THAT I could use. It would make me more favorably disposed towards you."
"That's illegal as hell Don and you know it!"
"And you," he glared at me, "are wasting my time and resources. This is MY company and there are a host of good reasons for firing you. What do you have to offer? Are you particularly gifted with numbers, No. Are you bringing in top dollar clients. No. Are you performing at a level like you used to. HELL NO! You have nothing to offer me other than your wife's sweet ass. If you are not prepared to offer that then you can leave my office, clean out your desk and be out of the building within an hour!"
I recognized the look on Don's face. The man was made of steel when his mind was made up. Maybe the other guys at the office are right, they say I have no fire in my belly. I've always been content to work just hard enough to get by. They say I never challenge myself or them. They respect what I do but I know that all of them think that they can do a better job then me. Linda was the only thing I ever exerted myself for. Even though she was my wife. I knew that she was out of my league. I SHOULD have stood up to him. I SHOULD have spat in his face and told him to shove his job. But I didn't. To be honest, the thought of unemployment scared me more than the thought of him pawing my wife.