I punched in the code and waited. I knew that I was being charged $1.99 for each minute, but I didn't care. I listened to the recorded music until a woman's voice came over the phone.
"Tell Mistress Monica, have you been a naughty little sissy?"
"No, but apparently my husband has." There was a long pause on the other end.
"I just spoke to the manager. He said that as long as you used his screen name and knew the correct code, there is no reason not to speak with you. I have to remind you that you are being charged a dollar ninety nine per minute. Now, what can Mistress Monica do for you?"
"Not very much," I replied. I found his laptop and a box of lingerie; I just wanted to hear the voice that destroyed our marriage."
"I think I understand. You came upon his kinky stash. You feel repulsed and betrayed. You want to hurt him as badly as he's hurt you."
"I must say that you're very good at what you do. You are very intuitive."
"Honey, when you've talked to as many submissive men as I have, you could do this in your sleep. Come to think of it, why don't you? I don't mean professionally, but it would be an interesting way to save your marriage and pay him back for his deception."
The idea of saving my marriage appealed to me, but I wasn't sure about the rest of it.
"I'm no mistress, Miss, er, Mistress Monica. I wouldn't know where to begin."
"Call me Monica. We keep a profile on our clients. I can email it to you, and then we could go through it and create a scenario for you and your husband, one that will continue for as long as you please. It would take an hour or so, are you willing to pay the charges?"
"To save my marriage and pay him back? It would be worth it."
I gave her my email address, and we waited while I sent it to the printer. We chatted while it printed.
"Just out of curiosity, does he really have a small penis?" I had to laugh.
"Well, at least he's told the truth about something. Although I have to admit, it gets as stiff as a twig, and it stays that way. Chris is rather small and petite, so it doesn't look quite as puny if he was built like a football player"
"That's good to know. I can recommend the proper chastity device without all the measuring and guesswork. How about you, what do you look like?"
"I've been told that I look like the tall redhead on "That 70's Show." I'm at least three inches taller than Chris."
"I still can't believe that Chris is such a freak," I said. "He's so normal, he's lame."
"That's the way it usually is, she laughed, "But he's hardly a freak. There are lots of men whose fantasies are a contradiction to who they really are."
"Just how many "Naughty Sissies" do you talk to?"
"You punched in the code, that's his number." I gasped.
"You have that many perverts? That's incredible!"
"Honey, that's just his number. There are more, and that's just the guys using that screen name. There are men with far more unusual requests than your Naughty Sissy. Have you printed his profile?"
"I'm all set. What do I do next?"
"I'll walk you through it. This should be fun; I'm accustomed to playing to the guy's fantasies. This time we're going to use his fantasies against him. Before we begin, there are lots of web sites that pay for photos and videos. It's just something to keep in mind. Okay, first of all...
* * * * *
I was sitting on the couch when Chris came home. His box of lingerie, his secret credit card and cell phone sat on the coffee table. I feigned being too engrossed with his laptop to look up. I returned his hello with a disinterested one of my own. I would have enjoyed seeing the look on his face, but the moment was captured on the new surveillance cameras I had installed in strategic locations throughout the house. I also increased the lighting, not enough for Chris to notice, but enough to improve the quality of the tapes and the photos I intended to take. Naturally, the audio was state of the art, as well.
"Carol, he stammered, I can explain." I kept my eyes on the screen as I replied.
"I sincerely doubt that you can explain, but I don't see any need. This smut speaks for itself." He dropped his bag and rushed to sit beside me on the sofa. I could hear his breath coming in short gasps as he saw the photos on his laptop.
"I'm sorry, Carol. Please, Carol, you know how much I love you."
"If you love me that much, why did you keep this from me? Husbands and wives shouldn't keep secrets from each other." I still hadn't taken my eyes off his laptop.
"I'm sorry; I thought you would think I was a pervert." I finally turned and looked at him. I had to keep from laughing. He was as white as a ghost and visibly shaking.
"You are a pervert, but you're my pervert. Did it ever occur to you to come to me instead of a voice on the phone?"
There it was; the glimmer of hope in his eyes. He was nibbling at the bait.
"Carol, do you mean that you would consider..."
"Consider what, treating you like a pervert, giving you just what you deserve?"
"I don't know what to say, this is happening so fast!"
I took hold of his chin and drew him close, until we were face to face.
"Repeat after me: I will respect and obey my wife at all times."
"I will, he gulped, "respect and obey my wife at all times."
He'd taken the bait. I turned my attention to the laptop before I replied.
"That is Rule number one: you will respect and obey me, without question."
"Yes, Mistress."
"That won't do, I am not your mistress. I am your wife, and you belong to me. Now, Rule number two: I will stay off of the furniture. I suggest you do that, at once."
Baited and hooked, he fell to his knees and knelt at my feet beside the coffee table.
"I will explain the rules as we go along, but this is a command: you will go and shower. You will shave your genitals and return to me. I suggest you do that, at once."
I smiled with satisfaction as he crawled away on his hands and knees. I hadn't ordered him to crawl. He would soon learn not to assume my wishes. I hoped he hadn't taken it upon himself to shave his legs. That was another part of his fetish he would be denied until it was no longer a pleasure for him. But I didn't want him to know that, not yet.