Dr Ellie Your Cocologist

In the realm of extraordinary tales, few are as special as that of Gray -- a man whose determination and quest for answers lead him down many unexpected paths in life. Known for his compassionate nature and a large dose of cheekiness, Gray embraces life's experiences with great enthusiasm, you could say on the surface mischievous but internally a man with a heart of gold. However, his focus often fluctuates, causing him to forget to truly savour each moment. This story begins as we embark on a journey to test Gray's resolve.

Facing a myriad of challenges and having exhausted all other avenues, Gray found himself at the end of the road -- until fate intervened in the form of a contact from his partner. "Try this," she said, "but good luck; I heard she rarely takes on new patients." The 'she' in question was none other than Dr Ellie, a celebrated cockologist renowned for her selective patient list. It was going to be hard to convince her to take him on but he had to try.

With hope in sight and nothing left to lose, Gray began to collate his symptoms and concerns in an email to Dr Ellie -- this was his final hope. This was no ordinary plea; it was infused with the earnest hope that her expertise would illuminate the path forward perhaps she could save him. As we delve into this story, understanding the context of Gray's quest and his encounter with Dr Ellie sets the stage for an intriguing exploration into hope against all odds.

He wrote.

Hello Dr Ellie,

Firstly, I would like to thank you for making time for an appointment for me as I know you only see so many clients.

I fear my prognosis is quite serious, I have many concerns and I was advised I should elaborate for you prior to my appointment. Can I ask, do you summon your patients and is there any protocols I should be aware of, for example to be on my knees?

My major concern is my heatiness where all conventional treatments just don't seem to work on me! I hear you have more modern treatments which help with this condition, I certainly hope you do as I am simply at a loss how I expel this heatiness!

I also have serious concerns about my penis, I do apologise about my directness but as a medical professional I trust you are not one of those prudish, shy types? My penis cannot stop drooling when I am with my partner and then it just wants to be sick inside her all the time after extended exploration of her. I just cannot control myself and although my partner seems to enjoy my penis, I am concerned my behaviour is just not normal. I am an avid reader of the Lancet and no one ever mentions these symptoms! I am not sure what you will recommend for me, maybe you need to try my penis for yourself to get to the root of the problem but this is causing me grave concern as when I ask all my friends and colleagues nobody I know experiences these types of issues and I get some rather odd looks when I ask?

Another concern with my penis is that I like it to be rubbed, up and down, licked and such like for extended periods with copious amounts of lubrication. I just don't know why, I think years of disappointment has left me almost addicted to my partner's oral activities and I am not sure what the Dr would recommend to help me?

One minor condition I have is my sensitive nipples! They are small and cute but yet I want them to be tweaked and teased as I kind of enjoy this. I will make sure to bring some tools I have to demonstrate my condition but maybe they just need a damn good lick and nibble!

I also have an issue with my breathing, I just love hands to be placed over my nose and mouth! I find hands in latex gloves seem to 'trigger me' and results in eye rolling and being sick and I would like you to examine this phenomenon to see how long I can do this which may well help get to the root cause! It's a new condition which has just occurred, but it's quite alarming how much I enjoy this and needs to be added to my ever expanding list of conditions.

Another concern is that I do suffer moments of knismesis which results in gargalesis, I trust you are familiar with these terms? I have been to many specialists to resolve these issues with no progress! These specialists have tried to tie me down but with no success, I feel only being 100% immobilised, even mummified from head to toe can help identify the root cause of these conditions! Not wanting to second guess your prognosis but I am feeling helpless and you seem to be my final hope, I do hope you understand the gravity of the situation!

Polyembolokoilamania is another condition which has already been diagnosed. What concerns me is size, bigger better, harder and deeper and I just don't know where this ends! I have a large object which I have been unable to take so far, it's rather significant so hoping you are able to help me in my expansion plans?

My mental health is another concern, I suffer bouts of cheekiness, naughtiness and I am very easily distracted! I have had several practitioners try to gag me to stop these moments but they have never succeeded and so I do hope you can assist me as otherwise I feel I will not get the full benefits of my appointment with you, Dr Ella, you are my last hope!

Lastly, I have a real issue with cunninglingus, my tongue simply cannot get enough of it, my partner tastes rather yummy and I just want to pin her down all the time and suck, lick and stick my tongue inside her! Should I be doing this, is it right, I don't feel normal, what do I do, do I continue, maybe I need to demonstrate on you what I mean but I really don't know what to do!

With so many concerns and conditions I just don't know where you will start! No other Dr has been able to help me, I do hope you will be able too as I am losing hope!

Your concerned patient

Gray

He waited patiently for her response but was he going to get one?

Gray had been eagerly anticipating a reply, checking each morning. On this Monday, as he sipped his coffee and scanned through his emails, the moment he had been waiting for finally arrived; there it was in his inbox -- a message from her. The sight of her name instantly sent a quiver of excitement through him, filling his heart with anticipation. He could hardly contain his enthusiasm as he clicked on the email, imagining the words awaiting him. This message represented more than just a digital exchange; it was a beacon of connection and possibility he had longed for. In that instant, Gray felt an exhilarating sense of hope and opportunity, knowing this communication could be the start of a journey.

The email read

Dear Gray,

First and foremost, I would like to express my gratitude for your email. As the sole cockologist in Antartica, I am acutely aware of the significance and responsibilities associated as a specialist. My academic journey culminated in a first-class honours degree from Fukien University, underscoring my commitment to excellence in this field. Pioneering a full-body holistic approach to cock therapy, I integrate various modalities to ensure comprehensive care that addresses both physical and psychological aspects. This method is designed not only to enhance well-being but also to promote a deeper understanding of the intricate connections within the body. My full immersive therapy is only provided to what I call "serious" cases. This diagnosis can only be made when we meet, and I classify it into four categories: mild, medium, serious, and fucked. By adopting this classification along with my innovative approach, I strive to ensure we apply the right treatment which I assure you will bring immediate results.

In addressing your observation regarding drooling, it is pertinent to acknowledge the positive aspect: the ability to expel sickness can indeed be indicative of a robust health system. Nevertheless, this phenomenon may also suggest potential issues with concentration and control that warrant further examination. It is essential to focus on managing the intensity of these symptoms effectively in order to reduce any underlying 'heatiness'. One might liken this situation to a Ferrari confined within the constraints of traffic; its full potential remains untapped until it can freely accelerate on an open highway. When allowed such freedom, the outcome of performance is both exhilarating and fulfilling. Therefore, adopting a strategy that emphasises progressive therapy becomes crucial. This approach involves understanding and gradually building towards optimal performance, similar to achieving 250KM/H on an unobstructed road, thus ensuring both effective management, enhanced wellbeing and the experience of a sonic boom.

The importance of rubbing as a method to alleviate heatiness cannot be overstated, yet it is crucial to consider the depth of one's presence during this practice. Achieving full relaxation is essential, and employing what I term "integrated opia techniques" can significantly enhance the effectiveness of energy flow management. Recent studies have suggested that nipple integrated play may support this energy circulation, making it a potential avenue for exploration. However, it would be unprofessional to offer a detailed diagnosis or treatment plan via email without a comprehensive evaluation. I hope you appreciate my discretion in this matter. My recent thesis on Sexual Healing Chi Flow delves into spontaneous bodily responses and their ability to naturally overcome blockages, which seems pertinent given your symptoms are distinctly isolated yet interconnected through impaired energy circulation. The gravity of your condition does concern me due to the apparent blockage in your energy flow, underscoring the need for careful consideration and tailored intervention strategies. The symptoms are too isolated so we must bring them together and create a full sensory overflow. You are like a blocked drain. It must be so frustrating living with all these symptoms.

Knismesis, which can lead to the more pronounced condition of gargalesis, is a matter that merits serious consideration due to its potential implications. The emergence of these issues has understandably raised significant concerns, warranting a focused effort to address them effectively. As I intend to delve deeper into research on this subject prior to our meeting, it is important to note the possible link between this condition and behavioural tendencies such as cheekiness. In light of this connection, I would advise focusing your interactions with your partner and implementing what may be termed as a 'control method'. Listening attentively when instructed -- such as refraining from giggling -- is imperative in managing the symptoms effectively. Should gargalesis remain untreated, there is a risk of it developing into gigglitis -- a progression that must be avoided at all costs. Further details will be discussed during our forthcoming face-to-face meeting. Additionally, regarding your query about cunnilingus with me, this will largely depend upon your ability to adhere strictly to guidance provided in our interactions. Which I have laid out in my expectations below. I need to see your abilities in opening up my chi centre as we exchange our energy in the room. I will know as this depends on my humidity thermometer which is in between my legs.

Polyembolokoilamania, a condition characterised by the insertion of foreign objects into body orifices, warrants a careful and methodical approach to treatment. It is essential not to rush the process; instead, we should begin with gradual steps that allow for safe and effective progress. To facilitate the expansion phase of treatment optimally, I recommend bringing your own nuru gel, renowned for its efficacy as a lubricant in such procedures. This choice will enhance comfort and ensure a smoother experience throughout our sessions. Based on the details you have provided about your condition, it is my professional assessment that our planned time together might extend to approximately four hours. However, given the complexity and personal nature of this treatment, there is a possibility that additional sessions may be necessary to achieve optimal results safely. Rest assured that my commitment is to guide you through this journey with expertise and care, aiming for outcomes that are both effective beyond satisfactory and mind blowing.

In my practice, each session is approached with the utmost seriousness and professionalism, reflecting my commitment to delivering the highest standard of care. Consequently, I maintain particular expectations for individuals seeking treatment from me. However, this is a unique opportunity extended to you upon learning through a mutual acquaintance about your conditions. This ailment intrigues me as I am eager to explore whether it correlates with your current symptoms and potentially interferes with your attention and focus which is obstructing your chi energy flow. To address this, I propose implementing my new therapeutic approach which I have never done before. This new therapy requires a connection of chi transfer from me to you. How I do it must be based on my assessment, so I cannot tell you at this point. To open up my chi, I need a Doxy, as the vibration really opens up my chi centre all this to benefit your healing. I am confident it will alleviate your symptoms and support you on the path to complete wellness. This is key to being an ethical medical practitioner. However, it is imperative that you provide full consent before we proceed with this treatment plan, ensuring our collaboration is both effective and respectful of your autonomy in the healing process. Please do accept I can get very wet but don't worry i do dry up quickly to offer variations in friction control.

In terms of my expectation i do request the following

No giggling please try and train yourself between now and when we meet.

Full presence is required for maximum benefits

Please refrain from touching me until you are spoken to. This is an added reminder and dependant on the approach method I feel most appropriate on the day. I will let you know during our first consultation.

Please do not squeal. If you anticipate this happening, we have two options: 1. a gag, or 2. bondage tape over your mouth. I give you time to consider,

When we meet, please bring your latex hairdresser's cape. This may sound strange, but it will be required as we help you reach a relaxed state of comfort.

There might be some invasive procedures of up to 9.5 inches that will first penetrate your anus. I may need to thrust and check your responses to really get a full assessment.

I will required latex glove please bring this and I do apologise as I like to make snapping sounds with them. You do not need to be afraid.

Please ensure your bum is clean, as I will need to perform an internal examination with up to six fingers to check for expansion diameter.

Upon arrival, I would like you to be unclothed. There's no need to be shy; I have seen and treated many cocks before.

I will need to ensure understanding, so please follow all my rules. When I say "on your knees," you must comply. Failure to do so will result in the complete termination of treatment.

I expect you to be polite. Please, thank you, and address me as Dr Ellie. I did not spend millions working towards my PhD to be called Miss.

I shall consult my diary to ascertain available dates and will revert to you by the 16th of November. In the interim, I kindly request that you reflect on whether you have confidence in me as your doctor and fully comprehend the expectations outlined above. If you could respond with "Yes, Dr Ellie, I agree to the above expectations" on or before noon on the 8th of November, it would be greatly appreciated. Please note that due to an extensive waiting list, I am only able to accept one additional patient in 2025. This timely confirmation is essential for managing my practice effectively and ensuring that each patient receives the attention they deserve.

In preparation for our upcoming session, I will send a reminder the day before to ensure all necessary arrangements are in place. It is imperative that you complete a full assessment during our session (8 questions), as this is crucial for the progress and effectiveness of our work together. I kindly request that you maintain a professional demeanour throughout our interactions, as any inappropriate behaviour, such as giggling, can be quite disruptive and may lead to the immediate termination of treatment. I do not compromise so please take this seriously. Your understanding and cooperation in this matter is appreciated and really for your own benefit. I am confident you have sufficient time to prepare adequately for our meeting.

Your cocklogist,

Dr Ellie

Gray's eyes were gleaming; he couldn't contain his excitement and immediately told his partner. "She replied," he said ecstatically. "Wow," his partner responded. "You're lucky. I had a friend who saw her, and she's tough. You have to be really focused; she has zero tolerance for giggling," she said sternly. "I will," he replied.

He immediately responded to her by acknowledging her email

Dear Dr Ellie, I agree to the above expectations.

Sincerest and naughtiest thoughts,

Gray

Was she going to reply and what was installed. He pondered.