In the realm of extraordinary tales, few are as special as that of Gray -- a man whose determination and quest for answers lead him down many unexpected paths in life. Known for his compassionate nature and a large dose of cheekiness, Gray embraces life's experiences with great enthusiasm, you could say on the surface mischievous but internally a man with a heart of gold. However, his focus often fluctuates, causing him to forget to truly savour each moment. This story begins as we embark on a journey to test Gray's resolve.
Facing a myriad of challenges and having exhausted all other avenues, Gray found himself at the end of the road -- until fate intervened in the form of a contact from his partner. "Try this," she said, "but good luck; I heard she rarely takes on new patients." The 'she' in question was none other than Dr Ellie, a celebrated cockologist renowned for her selective patient list. It was going to be hard to convince her to take him on but he had to try.
With hope in sight and nothing left to lose, Gray began to collate his symptoms and concerns in an email to Dr Ellie -- this was his final hope. This was no ordinary plea; it was infused with the earnest hope that her expertise would illuminate the path forward perhaps she could save him. As we delve into this story, understanding the context of Gray's quest and his encounter with Dr Ellie sets the stage for an intriguing exploration into hope against all odds.
He wrote.
Hello Dr Ellie,
Firstly, I would like to thank you for making time for an appointment for me as I know you only see so many clients.
I fear my prognosis is quite serious, I have many concerns and I was advised I should elaborate for you prior to my appointment. Can I ask, do you summon your patients and is there any protocols I should be aware of, for example to be on my knees?
My major concern is my heatiness where all conventional treatments just don't seem to work on me! I hear you have more modern treatments which help with this condition, I certainly hope you do as I am simply at a loss how I expel this heatiness!
I also have serious concerns about my penis, I do apologise about my directness but as a medical professional I trust you are not one of those prudish, shy types? My penis cannot stop drooling when I am with my partner and then it just wants to be sick inside her all the time after extended exploration of her. I just cannot control myself and although my partner seems to enjoy my penis, I am concerned my behaviour is just not normal. I am an avid reader of the Lancet and no one ever mentions these symptoms! I am not sure what you will recommend for me, maybe you need to try my penis for yourself to get to the root of the problem but this is causing me grave concern as when I ask all my friends and colleagues nobody I know experiences these types of issues and I get some rather odd looks when I ask?
Another concern with my penis is that I like it to be rubbed, up and down, licked and such like for extended periods with copious amounts of lubrication. I just don't know why, I think years of disappointment has left me almost addicted to my partner's oral activities and I am not sure what the Dr would recommend to help me?
One minor condition I have is my sensitive nipples! They are small and cute but yet I want them to be tweaked and teased as I kind of enjoy this. I will make sure to bring some tools I have to demonstrate my condition but maybe they just need a damn good lick and nibble!
I also have an issue with my breathing, I just love hands to be placed over my nose and mouth! I find hands in latex gloves seem to 'trigger me' and results in eye rolling and being sick and I would like you to examine this phenomenon to see how long I can do this which may well help get to the root cause! It's a new condition which has just occurred, but it's quite alarming how much I enjoy this and needs to be added to my ever expanding list of conditions.
Another concern is that I do suffer moments of knismesis which results in gargalesis, I trust you are familiar with these terms? I have been to many specialists to resolve these issues with no progress! These specialists have tried to tie me down but with no success, I feel only being 100% immobilised, even mummified from head to toe can help identify the root cause of these conditions! Not wanting to second guess your prognosis but I am feeling helpless and you seem to be my final hope, I do hope you understand the gravity of the situation!
Polyembolokoilamania is another condition which has already been diagnosed. What concerns me is size, bigger better, harder and deeper and I just don't know where this ends! I have a large object which I have been unable to take so far, it's rather significant so hoping you are able to help me in my expansion plans?
My mental health is another concern, I suffer bouts of cheekiness, naughtiness and I am very easily distracted! I have had several practitioners try to gag me to stop these moments but they have never succeeded and so I do hope you can assist me as otherwise I feel I will not get the full benefits of my appointment with you, Dr Ella, you are my last hope!
Lastly, I have a real issue with cunninglingus, my tongue simply cannot get enough of it, my partner tastes rather yummy and I just want to pin her down all the time and suck, lick and stick my tongue inside her! Should I be doing this, is it right, I don't feel normal, what do I do, do I continue, maybe I need to demonstrate on you what I mean but I really don't know what to do!
With so many concerns and conditions I just don't know where you will start! No other Dr has been able to help me, I do hope you will be able too as I am losing hope!