Welcome to Seeds of Hope Semen Extraction. I trust it wasn't hard to get here, or to find us. A lot of people seem to overlook the turn off, even if they've been coming here a long time. Oh, you had a driver? And she's dropped several men off here in the past. I see.
First off, I want to thank you again for coming in to donate today. Now that men have become mostly sterile, the few of you who can conceive will need to produce heavily in order to ensure the continuation of the human race. Produce so we can reproduce, that's a saying we have here. I hope you'll feel a great sense of pride in doing your civic duty. Plus, we give you a lapel pin after ten visits!
Do you have to use the restroom? The procedure can take some time, depending on the donor. You did already? Okay, then.
Now, have you read the directions? Good. Then let's have you strip down. Yes, right here in the office. These women? Don't worry about them seeing you. We see naked men every day, so it really shouldn't be a big thing for you. Come on, off with your clothes. Put them in that bin there. You'll get them at the end of your donation.
Step over here to this station and put your feet on these spaces. Take a little wider stance, there. Now put your hands behind your head. We need to take a full-body photo of you, to make sure you don't have any tell-tale signs of the Condition. You can smile if you like. Here goes.
Now turn around and put your hands in front. Now lean over the bench and pull apart your buttocks. Spread those cheeks, now. Discoloration of the anus is a big sign that not a lot of people know about. Okay, that's done. Those pictures will go in your file.
No, no, there's no place where you go to, as you say, "jack off". The days when masturbation was the method of semen extraction are long gone. Primitive times, those were. No, we'll be taking control of your genitals. Oh, no no no, we don't hook you up to some kind of machine. We get the best results when skin touches skin. When flesh rubs against warm flesh.
Yes, that means that one of our women, or men, will be handling your donation today. No, you don't get to do it yourself. Our extractresses and extractors are trained professionals who know how to get the most out of a donor.
You signed the form, so I'm afraid there's a substantial penalty if you back out now. Wasting clinic time is a serious offense, given the importance of our mission. But you should know this. You did read the instructions we sent you, didn't you? Then you should be very familiar with the entire protocol. So are you ready to comply with my orders now, or not?
Good choice. Smart choice.
Now I need to see how quickly your cock... I'm sorry, that's so unprofessional of me to call it that, I mean your penis. I need to see how quickly your penis gets erect when stimulated by hand. No, not your own. I'll be conducting this test. That's what this lubricant is for, so my hands don't chafe you any. Don't worry, I have good technique. Some days I volunteer as an extractress.
Now let me just start the timer and give you a few little tugs. There, you like that? Mmm-hmmm, yes, I can see! Wait... it's hard now, is it? That's a good response time, well within the range, but... I sort of expected it to get... bigger than that when it got harder. But that's okay. It's big enough. It'll fit through the port.
The extraction port, of course. It's what people call a "glory hole" in everyday slang. You'll be putting your cock--I'm sorry again, your penis--through the port so one of our associates can stimulate it and milk it into a collection jar. That way the interaction stays professional and businesslike.
Follow me, now, to the extraction room. It's down the hall here, on the left.
I know, isn't it so much more personable than the examination room? That's the result of experience and making close observations. We found that the men had more abundant ejaculations, and we extracted more sperm from them, in a less clinical environment. That's why we have the mood light, the soft music, and the scented candles.
So this is the bench. It's elevated, so climb aboard. The little recessed area in the floor is where our extractresses work. The angle gives them more control over your sensations. Just put your legs up here on the stirrups and grab the handles up top, and make sure we've adjusted everything so your cock... you know, I'm just going to use everyday terms from now on. I haven't seen any studies, but in my experience, men get more turned on when I use more earthy language. So put your cock in the hole while I strap your hands and feet down.
You need to be pressed as close to the hole as possible, so our extractresses can get a good grip of your cock and balls. If you wiggle around too much, your dick might pull out of the hole, and if you came when that happened, you'll spoil the whole operation. We can't collect semen off the bench. It's unsanitary.
That's also why I'm going to strap your waist down, so you don't move too much. I don't mean to suggest anything, but when men are... ummm, of a certain size... then too much motion can pull their cocks out of the hole improperly and prematurely.
Now you'll meet the rest of the staff. You get your choice of extractors, based on who's available at the time. I'm just going to buzz them to let them know you're ready.
There. You've got Ariel, Tiffany, or "Tiff", as she likes to be called, Lara, Taneya, and Kyle. Kyle? Well, many of our donors are gay or bi, and would rather have a man handling their cock than a woman. We strive to provide the most arousing environment for our donors. We get better collections that way. But if you like, of course go ahead and choose one of the ladies.
Tiffany? I see. She is pretty, isn't she? Of course, you won't be able to see her when she performs the extraction. She'll be under the table manipulating your cock. I would offer you some pornography to help stimulate you, but that would mean your neck would be tilted at an awkward angle, and we don't want that.
In fact, it turns out men feel the sensations better if they're not distracted by any visual input. That's why we put the blindfolds on. What do you mean, what blindfolds? The ones that are mentioned three times in the donors' manual. You did read it, didn't you? Then you know how essential it is for your to be in the dark, so to speak. So hold still there and let me slip this hood over your head. There. Besides, it will help keep your identity a secret when people review the videos.