It's Wednesday afternoon and I've been locked in the dog pen since morning. Mooching around the ten foot by ten foot by four and a half foot high wire mesh pen on all fours. In the doghouse, in effect. I've been a naughty doggie it would seem. Dared to question Mary, my owner's, calculation of the length of time that she will keep me trapped in this stupid pet play game. Just as I wondered when I might see Mary, in order to apologise profusely and get back in her good books, the back door of the house opened and Mary came out. She was followed by a younger woman.
They both stepped briskly over towards the dog pen. Mary held some lumpy bunch of fabric in her hand. She was speaking to the visitor as they approached. I could overhear them. They were talking about me, in that offhand way, like I wasn't there, or that it didn't matter that I could hear. As if I were just a dog.
'..and this is the pet dog that I told you about, Maria. You'll be looking after him. That means feeding him. Cleaning up after him. Taking him out for a walk every day. Usually he is no problem, but sometimes you have to be firm with him.'
I imagined this is what an animal in a cage in the zoo feels like as the public drift by and stop and look, in the casual and disinterested way, at the specimen in the cage. Stuck in my wire mesh enclosure. The low mesh roof of the cage forcing me to stay squatting down on all fours. The two people on the other size of the wire standing tall, towering over me, talking about me, yet ignoring the real me. The real me that was inside the cage, the real me that was trapped inside the dog suit. They couldn't see the real me. To them, I just wasn't there.
'Useless! Come over here and sit,' Mary ordered sharply as she came up to the wire mesh. Just showing off, I decided. Showing how she can order her useless dog of a husband around, and how quickly he obeys. Impressing this Maria, this potential house cleaner/dog minder. Showing her how to handle this human pet with authority. How to make it respect you. I wasn't going to prove her wrong. Not now anyway. Already in enough trouble with my owner.
'Woof,' I answered briskly and obediently trotted across in front of them, where I adopted the regulation 'sit' position. My hunkered knees spread wide, arms down to the ground either side, my balls and cock lewdly displayed for all to see. My head up attentively, looking eagerly at my owner through my doggie head harness, but also aware I was the subject of this Maria person's judgement. Would she take this weird role on board as part of her job, or would she walk?
Maria was trying to rate the job, no doubt. Figure out how much effort she'd have to put in to this task. She'd probably like to have two or three other cleaning jobs going at the same time. The cogs turning in her mind. What to make of it? A grown man on all fours, extra-long arms, dressed in a dog suit and doggie head harness, his balls and cock, thinly disguised in dark mesh, hanging between his legs, a big black tail sticking out the back from his rump.
While she eyed me up through the wire mesh of the dog pen in a calculating sort of way, I felt my cock begin to stiffen and lift before her gaze. It was due to the utter humiliation of being so exposed, to be casually looked at and inspected by some young woman in off the street. And having to just squat before her, so nakedly and wantonly displayed. The first tingling, stinging zaps hit my swelling cock and I convulsively jerked in place, still holding the 'sit' position. To Maria it probably looked like I was trying to fuck fresh air, or put on some pathetic demonstration of sexual prowess for her benefit. She looked questioningly at Mary.
'Don't worry, Maria. It just means he likes you. The dog is not allowed to have sex. He gets excited easily.'
Maria returned her gaze to me as a stronger zap hit and my erect penis bounced stiffly in place. It looked like I was having a dry ejaculation or something, but she focused on my face, looking into my eyes, ignoring my pathetic needy cock.
I guessed that Maria really needed this job. It was probably the first bite she got since she distributed the flyers last night. Mary and I had talked about it this morning, it was only lunchtime now and here she was.
She appeared to be a sensible and practical type. The sort that would make sure that there would be no doggie screw-ups on her watch. If she was, as I suspected, a recent arrival from the other side of the Rio Grande, she'd be delighted to take any sort of paying job. She'd make sure to properly complete anything she's asked to do, even wiping the bum of a grown man dressed as a dog. She'd probably heard that these gringos got up to some strange things. She was prepared for that. She'd move on to something better as soon as she could. In the meantime, it'd do as a start.
I could sense Maria arriving at this conclusion, deciding that this, while far along the scale of strangeness, was doable. Making up her mind, she turned to Mary, nodding her consent.
'I can do this, no problem,' she said calmly. 'What name you call him, this dog?'
'I've decided to call him 'Useless.'
So that's it, I thought, glumly, Mary really is going to stick me with that horrible name.
Maria was looking me in the eye again, holding me in her gaze. She nodded at me slowly. Willing me to submit to her position over me, to accept her for what she was now, that she ranked above me in the pecking order, that she was someone who could boss me around.
'Hi, Usted. You be good dog for Maria?'
'Woof,' I replied, looking back up at her before looking down and away. The doggie sign of submission. Her eyes were hard. She knew she was dominating me with that look. I was getting the feeling that this lady would take no shit.
I glanced over at Mary. Time to do my bit of grovelling. 'I'm sorry about this morning. I shouldn't have gotten so worked up about nothing.'
'Well you did, Useless. But good that you can recognise that fact, now that you have had a couple of hours to think about it. '
I knew I was treading on dangerous ground here, but bravely decided to give Mary a steer on changing my doggie name. I wanted something I could live with yet was still a sufficiently put down name to satisfy her wishes.