Back in the day, the crowd she ran with had various opinions on the girl's capabilities. Her female friends called her fashion sense luxuriant; the boys thought she was luscious, and her swim coach, a horny bastard pronounced her a "deluxe model...
It was no wonder that these three "L" adjectives were shortened into the nickname Lux.
And, since Lux never needed a driver's license, as she was chauffeured everywhere, or to fill out a job application (why not just hock the jewelry she got last month?) she herself only had a vague memory of what she'd been christened.
Lux had just begun a little business at home, though, and, while combing her auburn mane, she talked to her new client, boredly receiving his look of love.
"That's a weird name, Kunzel." she said, popping her gum. "It's like a combination of cunt and Rapunzel."
Dr. Prakesh flushed. "It is an old name, from a long line of Brahmins."
"You know, I'm eighty percent Irish, maybe ninety, but one of my grands was half-wog, and I think he was an Untouchable, in Bombay or someplace."
Of course this was ridiculous. But Lux was eager to find out how this would affect the pompous little neurosurgeon. Lux had inherited him and a bunch of other weirdoes from her Auntie Ermengarde, who had been a Chastity Keyholder.
"I am so glad I found one client who was stable enough to marry." Aunt Ermie had told her hopeful niece. "You run this little shebang for me, and send me ten percent, and it'll pay for a lot of Jimmy Choos."
Lux did love her shoes!
Kunzel Prakesh was quite a prosperous client. He was locked in a little metal doohickey on the end of his penis, and came through Buttermilk Falls once every six weeks.
Back home in Billings, Montana, Kunzel's wife, who had that ophthalmological disorder known as a wandering eye, had found the disturbing trend of her older husband...
She didn't want to fuck him anymore, but she didn't like him satisfying himself, either.
"I mean, I married him, and he liked me 'cos I'm cute and young, a sweet little white girl...but hey, since I'm so cute, why can't I hammer the orderly in Kunzel's hospital, right?"
Mrs. Prak had done a getting-to-know you get together on a webcam, and although she'd been sending Kunzel to Aunt Ermie for four or five years, Lux was new at all this.
Mrs. Prak had given the doc a hard tawse whipping in front of the webcam and then he'd gone down on her and then blown her lover of the week.