Manon was walking up and down the aisles of the sex shop she frequented. She was a college senior with no boyfriend. She took the initiative to please her own self sexually. She had just settled on getting a bigger and longer dildo when she accidentally bumped into one of her college professors.
"Oh, Professor Sartok... I mean... um..." she started.
"Don't sweat it. I'm doing the same thing you are, getting a sex toy!" he said, nonchalantly.
"Gee, I hope you don't think less of me now, I mean now that you know... what I'm doing on this Friday night."
"Think nothing of it. I'll show you my sex toy if you show me yours." he offered her.
She obliged and showed him her 16 inches in length by 3.5 inched in width humongous dildo. He in turn showed Manon a silver-plated vibrator. They both went to the register to pay for their items.
"Listen, Manon, right? You are in my Art History class. Call me Dave. I was wondering if you would like to demonstrate how you use that thing you just bought. I'm curious and frankly intrigued as to how you will be able to fit it into your body."