A work of fiction
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While this is a stand-alone story. The characters in this tale also appear in "Philadelphia, Texas" and "My Two Brother's," which chronologically predate and are contemporaneous with this story.
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In New Mexico a mile above sea level, separated by the Gallinas River sit 'New' East Las Vegas and 'Old' West Las Vegas. Once named the 'New Mexico Normal School' 'New Town's' Highlands University is proudly acclaimed by residents as a premier institution of higher learning. This story does not take place there, it occurs at the more fictional Marston-Byrne University across the river on the other side of Arroyo Hermosa in West Las Vegas. An institution that is not often spoken of, and those very few who do are often given to calling it the 'New Mexico Abnormal School.'
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All pseudo-educational and sexual activity in this story occurs between characters at least 18 years of age.
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Just because I have done every single kinky thing described in this story in real life does not mean that it is or that it was safe, I might just have been lucky. Don't try this at home (or at work unless your workplace has an experienced Dungeon-master on the payroll and a really interesting definition of casual Friday).
No actual NCAA regulations were broken in the writing of this story.
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Riding the bus mostly north and east up Interstate twenty-five from Albuquerque I read the small pamphlet and wondered to myself, "why was I doing this." Oh yes, because nobody that I knew ever got out of Philadelphia, Texas and went anywhere. I had been the first person in my family to even visit a college with the intention of attending. Almost a year ago I did the unconceivable. I had in my hand a partial athletic scholarship to the University of New Mexico.
Enough money to pay for classes and books if I slept in a pup tent in the quad and ate acorns. Which as it turned out turned out was apparently against the rules or something. It was tough, but I am tough. I had managed a four-point-oh for two semesters, while working in a restaurant for the free food and trying to find a place to sleep without becoming a whore.
I sublimated everything into getting to college and then I sacrificed everything to stay there and to get good grades. UNM wasn't exactly Harvard or Stanford but it wasn't a non-competitive school either, which is what Marston-Byrne was. It was an expensive private non-competitive school for rich east-coast kids whose parents could pay the substantial tuition, and for a very fortunate few scholarship athletes good enough in their sport to wear the 'Sand and Sky-Blue' while standing on a winner's podium.
My apparently now ex-coach had told me to make a choice. Well there I was on that bus that was heading south in order to go north as we passed the exit for the State Capitol. It must have meant that I had made not one but two choices. I chose academics and a degree over track, and I chose doing absolutely anything on earth rather than going back home a failure. Going home with my tail tucked between my legs to marry some little twerp like Joey Wilson and talk about my bygone 'glory days' when I won the 'Half' back at the 'Seventy-Seven Bangin'-Bertha' in Lubbock.
Life is full of irony. Someone should write a song about that. My speed, endurance and dedication to my sport made me desirable enough to get a scholarship, but then my dedication to getting good grades in the fairy difficult classes I took in Albuquerque was an unacceptable distraction. When offered choices I refused to drop any classes or take fewer or easier ones. So, I was on that bus to see if I could transfer my credits to 'Old Las Vegas' where the track and field coach had probably violated a couple of NCAA rules just to talk to me back in Las Cruces.
"Marston-Byrne was named for its first three presidents," said the pamphlet, "venerable professors, world famous authors and inventors politely asked to leave the employ of Tufts, American, Columbia and Harvard for their nonconformity to social norms," whatever that meant. "With a faculty of free-thinkers infused by an influx of notable academics fleeing from the tyranny of the Communist block today, as it had been forty years earlier by European emigres fleeing Nazism." A place to start again. "Home of the prestigious Elisabeth Holloway School of Law."
Marilyn, the track and field coach was there at the bus stop waiting for me with Annie, a girl that I had competed against a few times. In fact, it was my telling Annie that apparently 'our' event was going to be all hers next year because I had just lost my scholarship... That conversation led to my first clandestine meeting with Coach Grynduer. After a bit of perfunctory hugging and small talk about the heat and the long bus ride we got into Marilyn's multi-colored split window VW 'hippie van.' One that she said had once belonged to John Muir whoever he was.
As Annie drove Marilyn and I talked. Or rather Coach Grynduer went into a little monologue and I nodded politely at the appropriate times to show her that I had not dozed off. As we drove through the, "college for the merely normal," as she put it, we crossed a mostly dry river on a long concrete bridge.
"This road runs up to the Old Plaza. It's named Bridge Street here in Old Town, but it was National over in New Town. A hundred years ago the railroad reached Las Vegas which had been settled by the Conquistadors as a trading post three hundred years before that. The federal government gave the railroad a land grant on the east bank of the Gallinas, so they went and plotted New Town over there. The thing you have to remember is that 'Sixty-Eight, Schmixty-Eight' there is not one Las Vegas, there is Old Town and there is New Town, annnd..."
"WE ARE OLD TOWN." Annie joined with Coach, both shouting and then high-fiving as the van made a hard-left hand turn onto a cross-street.
A few blocks later we pulled up to the parking lot located adjacent to the athletic fields behind the 'Margaret Stanger Women and Children's Hospital' and I looked at the fieldhouse.
I thought to myself, "what are, what is a, or is it the... Fermions?"
As I stood dumbly in the doorway looking at the sign. Smiling, Annie said, "We are on Fermi's team not Einstein's."
"Excuse me?" I said, getting out of the van.
"See half of all 'Hard-ons,'" and at the word 'hard-on' the two instantly giggled at what was apparently terribly funny inside joke, "are Fermions. We are the unique half that spin in half rather than in whole integer intervals and can't simultaneously be in two places at once," said Coach.
My facial expression must have been priceless, they seemed to have their own language around here.
"Really you just need to know that it's a term from particle physics." said Anne.