The Lies You Tell the Others
(and the lies you tell yourself)
8 - Cruise Ship Jail
"But I never blow jobbed anybody before," Michelle said, near tears.
The ship's security chief swiveled his chair and looked down incredulously at the petite, handcuffed, nude woman. "Never? How old *are* you?"
"Thirty, uh, four," she replied, looking up at him from a kneeling position.
"Yeah. Right. Okay. Well, it's way past time you learned, rookie," he said, unbuckling his belt.
"Her ID says she's 45," the other man in the room drawled.
"I know I was acting a little crazy, a little drunk for a while, but I'm better now. You could at least untie me and let me get dressed."
"No need to cover up. Nothing to see anyway," the other one smirked. She didn't have a bra among the pile of belongings they'd brought with her, just a tank top, but if she did it would be an A-cup. A pair of tiny brown nipples adorned her chest; if she had on pants instead of the miniskirt lying with her clothes, to conceal several weeks of stubble on her pussy, she could have been mistaken for a middle-school boy, being barely five feet tall. The man wasn't wrong.
"I just want to go back to my room. My suite. My husband. Please."
"You can. In a while. Do you want me to take off your glasses first, so they don't get dirty?"
"I can't see without them."
"You don't need to see any farther than you can reach." Suspecting that myopia would contribute to her compliance, he took them off for her, placing them gently on the desk.
"I thought you were going to let me off with a warning," she whimpered.
"Warning? This *is* your warning. Consider yourself lucky." He pulled down his zipper. "Drunk and disorderly? Making a big commotion? In the nude out in the hallway? A passenger lodged a complaint. What am I supposed to do?" He pushed his pants and boxers to mid-thigh, exposing his erection to her.
"What are you doing? You mean now?"
"Technically I'm supposed to lock you up until we reach port tomorrow. So I'm doing you a big favor if I turn a blind eye to the disturbance you caused. Now you can do me a favor, to say thank you." He pushed his pants further down, past his knees.
"But right here in front of *him*? Can't he at least go somewhere else? I've never been so embarrassed."
"You'll get over it."
"But it's so, you know, large."
The assistant security officer across the desk from them laughed. "You're kidding, right? Or you must really be as inexperienced as you said. Anyway, mine's bigger. Just so you're prepared. 'Cause it's my turn after Winston finishes with you."
"Thick, I mean. My husband's, uh, thing isn't anywhere near as big around as this."
The other man snickered. "Your man must be tiny, then. And you must not get around much."
"Shut up," said the chief.
She contemplated the shaft, little more than 12 centimeters in length. The head itself was of considerable size, for an overall disproportionate appearance. "Can't you untie me?" she repeated. "Please? I could do it for you better with my hand."
"Not a hand job, lady. In your, uh, what's your name?"
"Michelle," the other man prompted on her behalf.
"In your mouth, Michelle."