"Croatian Kink"
by J.D. Savanyu
This is my first day in old town Dubrovnik on my winter break from VCU. Catching the dazzling sights and looking for hot Croatian women to get freaky with. A lot of scenes from Game of Thrones were filmed here, so lots of fantasy fanboys like me are rushing in. I love the narrow car-free streets lined with dreamy venetian-era buildings, leading to a great view of the Adriatic Sea. The massive medieval city walls make me think a dragon is about to swoop right over them and breathe fire on a horde of enemy White Walkers.
The view is even better from the top of the wall, on a cool cloudy New Year's Eve afternoon. The sky will soon be dark, and then a big concert will start on the town square, with fireworks at midnight. Dubrovnik was a party town ever since Roman times, but then the G.O.T. tourist army invaded from distant lands, and things really got crazy.
I lean against a thick stone ledge while gazing down at the tall Jesuit Steps, A.K.A. the "Shame Stairs," where Cersei Lannister served her punishment for incestuous adultery by stripping nude in public and descending toward the Red Keep. Hundreds of King's Landing citizens shouted insults along the way and pelted her royal body with garbage. Picturing that sexy blonde tomboy getting humiliated gets me horny (as weird as that sounds.)
My mind drifts toward the BDSM stories that I've written and posted on Literotica. I started exploring my repressed kinky side during the COVID lockdowns, and my writing has really improved since then. Medieval Dubrovnik would be a good setting for one of my "masterpieces."
I'm getting tired of staring down at a bunch of old buildings, so I pull out my phone and play my favorite water bondage video. The one with Teagan Presley, my favorite busty blonde porn star. She's completely nude except for a spikey leather dog collar. Bound with chains to a stone dungeon wall, spread-eagle, with shields and battle axes hanging nearby.
A creepy middle-aged guy with gray hair appears on the screen, aiming a high-power water hose toward her big tits. He blasts away, making her shriek. My speakers are turned off so no one will know I'm watching bondage smut at a UNESCO historic site. That cold H20 raises goose bumps all over her pale skin, purging her amorous sins. I'm a raving aquaphile who loves whipping naked ladies back home in Virginia. The water makes it hurt twice as much when I whip them, increasing my own enjoyment.
He moves the powerful jet down between her legs, making her moan even louder. She thrashes about in bondage as the water relentlessly pounds her brazilian-waxed vagina. Teagan really knows how to sell her pleasure to the viewers, making it seem organic and unstaged. I love how her wet golden hair sticks to her pale shiny white flesh. He finally turns off the hose a few minutes later, then he grabs a long black leather strap and lashes her soaked body 36 times. Hurling lots of witty misogynistic one-liners at that bitch while whooping her hot body.
"Boลพe, to je vruฤe,"
some lady murmurs in Croatian right next to me on the city walls. I turn my head and see a gorgeous twenty-something blonde with a naughty grin on her face. She's even sexier than Teagan, with bigger tits, blue Bambi eyes, and Bavarian-style pigtails with red ribbons tied to the ends. No one else is nearby on the city walls.
"Sviฤaju ti se oni videi vezanih ลพena, zar ne?"
"Uh . . . I am American . . . speaking none of your . . . la...language," I croak. My tongue is tied by her fairy tale beauty.
"Ha-ha, another tourist for fantasy. My english is so-so," she giggles sweetly. "You watch many, eh, how you say . . . tying up porn videos?"
"I watch a lot of bondage, and do a lot of bondage."
"Me too. I love getting tied up like that blonde. You are a good looking man."
"You're not too bad-looking either."
"
Hvala vam,
" she giggles
. "
I am Lucija, living right here in Dubrovnik. What is your name?"
"Jake. I'm from Richmond, in Virginia."
A dozen church bells ring across the town to indicate 18:00. Reminding me of the real world beyond.
"Richmond is civil war town, I learn in school."
"It was the capital of the confederacy, but it's a liberal party town now, like Dubrovnik."
"Big party here for new year tonight. Long rock show on
Prad Dvorum,
and eh . . . how you say in english, colors booming in sky?"
"Fireworks."
"Fireworks, yes. You want to come see with me, dance together?"
"You mean, like . . . a date?"
"A date, yes. Crazy, right?"
Wow, she's asking
me
out, just a minute after meeting me! She's the ditzy blonde euro-slut of my wildest dreams. My dick twitches with excitement in my cargo pants.
"Sure, I'd love to dance with you in the pale moonlight."
"Good then. Meet at twenty-two of the clock, below Jesuit Steps." (Ten o'clock at night in american time.) "I will make start of '24 real happy for you."
"Something tells me you
will,
" I reply, winking slyly. I came, I saw, and now I shall conquer. (And cum.)
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The sun gradually descends over the city walls. The anticipation is killing me. I wander through the charming cobblestone alleys in a dreamy haze, picturing Lucija's face on every Croatian woman. I've always had trouble separating fantasy from reality, but it's especially hard in this medieval dreamscape. The party atmosphere is bringing all my dark desires to the surface, ready to explode like "colors booming in sky."
At 23:45, I burst out of my small tourist apartment next to the Pile Gate and hurry toward the sea, veering around hundreds of drunken revelers. Mostly Croatians visiting from Zagreb and Split, with a handful of others from Europe, Asia, and the U.S. of A. I turn right at the grand marble facade of St. Blaise church. The iconic "Shame Steps" soar upward a few blocks away. A local hard rock band is starting the New Year's concert on a temporary stage in the town square. I order a tall red cup of Dalmatian beer at a rolling bar, and then I bump into the hottest chick in Dubrovnik
.
"I worry you no come, Jake," Lucija beams. I can barely hear her sweet voice over the loud AC/DC-esque tunes. "You no blow me off like most American flirty men."
"I don't flirt, honey. When I see something I want, I
take
it."
"What did-a you say?" she shouts over a loud hair metal guitar solo.