Disclaimer: This story is not intended to offend anyone please enjoy.
It was holiday time at work. Christmas music was playing and I got the task of dressing up as Santa Claus to entertain the younger children. This is ironic because I'm Jewish. After a few hours of taking photos with children and handing out candy a lady approached me. She strikes up a conversation about how the origin of the suit came to be. Since I didn't know it became an interesting topic of discussion. She told me the whole story and started to talk about psalm verses and pull quotes from the bible. At first I asked myself what the hell she was talking about.
This whole time I was thinking that she was crazy. I kept trying to avoid responding to her but the more she talked the more intrigued I got. Eventually I started asking her questions back and she noticed a change in my attitude. She introduced herself as Gina and told me that if I wanted to know more she would be willing to teach me. She took out her cell phone and took down my number. She said she would call me later to make sure I had read the chapter about the coming of the messiah. She grabbed my hand to kiss it as she walked away.
The last few hours at work couldn't end soon enough. I rushed home and immediately did what she asked. I read everything I could find on the task at hand. Right as I was finishing my phone began to ring. It was gina. She asked if I had followed her instructions. I obediently replied that I had. We discussed the literature and started talking about other things. She asked me if I was involved with anyone. I told her the truth that I did not have a girlfriend. She told me that wasn't married and didn't have any kids either. This excited me. I had always fantasized about being with an older woman but never like this. I decided that I could play along and maybe she would reward me for my efforts.