[Recap: Tom and Hayley offer a very specific personal service, turning people into living items of furniture, as a side hustle to their day job at Harbinger's Home and Garden store. Their commissions have been getting more elaborate recently. Working so closely together, the line is blurring between their personal and their professional lives.
This story contains themes of forniphilia, bondage, confinement, orgasm control and woodworking, though not graphic woodworking.
There is a follow-on story exploring the relationship of Minh and Zoe too. Have a look at
A World Of Our Own
.
This story is also submitted to the
Geek Pride Story Event 2023
]
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CLICK AND COLLECT: MIRROR, MIRROR
Milly slotted her plate into the dishwasher and straightened up her Harbinger's uniform, pushing through the doors back out onto the shop floor, leaving Hayley and I on our own at the little table in the break room.
"Awkward," Hayley observed.
"What was?" I asked.
"Geez, you're oblivious, Tom."
"Am I? What did I miss?"
Hayley's mouth set in a firm line, her emerald-green eyes fixed on me.
"Seriously, what?" I persisted.
"She all but asked if we were an item."
"Who? Milly?"
"Yeah, what did you think all that was about?"
"I guess I just thought it was chit chat. You know, lunch, gossip, that kind of thing."
Hayley huffed and got up, sweeping her long auburn hair back from her pretty face, rethreading her ponytail through the little black hair tie, then smoothing down her skirt. I watched her hands travelling over the stiff material of the Harbinger's company-issue uniform. She stopped and I looked up. Hayley's face was unreadable, staring down at me.
"What?" I asked again.
Hayley shook her head, replying, "If you have to ask, it doesn't matter."
She put her cup and her plate into the dishwasher and went back to work. I watched her go, then found myself staring down at my plate. I didn't like the friction between us. I just didn't know what to do about it.
The afternoon passed slowly, with Hayley keeping herself busy in another part of the store. I'd look down an aisle and see her with customers, smiling and laughing at something they said, and catch myself watching her face, the way she shook her head, the line of her hip. I knew what she wanted to talk about, but it was more complicated than she imagined.
An hour before closing time, I heard a call over the loudspeaker, asking me to go to aisle twelve. I made my way across the floor and saw Hayley talking to two young women in the furniture section. She noticed me and beckoned me over.
"Hi," I said, approaching them, "How can I help?"
The women were almost identical from the back: same height, same bob but one blonde and one black, same slight shoulders, dressed in jeans and casual t-shirts, and when they turned to me, neither pretty nor plain.
"This is Minh," Hayley said, gesturing to the dark-haired girl with Asian features, "And Zoe. They've got a question."
The blonde-haired girl, Zoe, looked at me nervously, but it was Minh who spoke up.
"We heard you do click and collect."
I shot a quick glance at Hayley, then nodded.
"Yes, we offer that service," I confirmed.
"Okay, uh, good."
"What did you have in mind?" I asked.
Minh turned to Zoe, and said, "Here we go."
"Wait," Zoe replied, "Last chance?"
"You already had your last chance."
"No, come on, go again."
Minh shifted, putting her hands on her hips, replying, "Final, final, this time. You lose, no backing out, okay? Pi to ten."
Zoe's face creased in irritation, but she began to recite.
"Three point one four one five nine two six five four five."
"Five three five, bitch."
"Four five, I swear."
"Nah. Get good."
Minh grinned triumphantly, folding her arms.
"Fine, okay," Zoe grumbled.
"Trust me, this is gonna be amazing."
"Amazing for who? Not me. I'm gonna be...."
"You'll be right in the thick of it, you'll see, that's why we're here. These guys are pros."
Zoe's eyes flicked from me to Hayley, unsure. I thought it best to step into the conversation at this point.
"What can we help you with?" I asked, "What's the occasion?"
Minh took hold of Zoe's hand and held it up for us to see. There was a ring on her finger, a little diamond glinting in the light.
"I managed to find her a boyfriend," Minh replied, "And I managed to talk him into popping the question. Now I'm organising the hen party and then I'll be her chief bridesmaid."
"And then what, after that?" Zoe quipped.
"I think my work's done. I'm pretty sure you can handle it from there. Unless you need me to step in afterwards, too?"
Zoe pulled her hand away, looking nervously at the displays.
"I just don't know," she muttered, "Now we're actually here."
"Don't worry babe, I got you all taken care of. Now, do you want to pick? What would look nice in your hallway?"
"Uh, what? In the hallway?"
"Yeah, I spoke to Ben, we think at the end there's room and it's just a blank wall anyway, once we move that little bookshelf. Plus, it's brick, it can take the load. He checked."
"Ben checked?"
"Yeah, babe, he's fully into this."