"Bet you miss!" Roxanne shouted as Alex addressed the two-foot putt on the 18th hole that would claim the match for him and his fiancee Ellen.
"What the hell are you saying?" cried Roger, Roxanne's boyfriend and Alex's soon-to-be law partner. "It's a gimmie. A blind guy couldn't miss that putt."
It was just like the flame-haired Roxanne to make an outrageous bet at the very end of a long round and get Roger into a sticky situation. If she wasn't so damn sexy he would have dumped her long ago.
"What do you want to bet?" Alex laughed at Roxanne, "There is no way I'm going to miss this putt."
"You'll miss if the stakes are high enough and the pressure is on," taunted Roxanne. "Because you're a choker!"
"You have an amount of money in mind that you'd like to bet, Miss Smart Ass?" replied Alex, stung at being accused of being a choker by his law partner's girlfriend. And in front of his own wife-to-be.
"Money is so boring," replied Roxanne. "Let's make it interesting. You drain the putt, I'll eat your fiancee out tonight while you guys watch. You miss, she eats me out. How's that for pressure, Mr. Ice Veins?"
'You're on, bitch!" responded a furious Alex before either Ellen or Roger could intervene and stop the ridiculous wager.
"Hurry up!" someone in the foursome behind them called out, startling Alex as he began his backswing. His putt didn't even rim the hole.
Roxanne let out a whoop normally reserved for a hole-in-one as she danced around the putting green, laughing madly and victoriously waving her putter in the air. She was an emerald vision against the setting Palm Springs sun, in her body-hugging sleeveless green top and mini-skirt.
Ellen stood at the edge of the green glaring up at the much taller Alex. "I don't know which is worse," she said in a low, angry voice, "you wagering my sexual dignity in a stupid bet or you choking on that 'can't miss' putt."
"That damn Roxanne!" snarled Alex. "Don't worry, honey, I'll give her some money or something and get you out of this."
"Oh, so now my future husband is not just an idiot and a choker, he's also someone who renegs on his bets?"
"No, no, it's just if you were to eat Roxanne out, nobody could unsee it. Fucking Roger could use the vision as jerk-off material for the rest of his life. I don't know how I could live with that."
"Well, you dumb shit, you should have thought of that before you wagered my body, shouldn't you? And before you blew the putt. Roxanne is right, you know, you really are a fucking choker."
"Enough already," snapped Alex, feeling his dignity slipping away. "What are we going to do?"
"A debt is a debt. So I'm going to pay off your debt by eating out that crazy bitch Roxanne."
"Come on, honey, no you're not."
"Damn right I am. And I'm going to do a great job of it, too, because no matter what I do, I do it well. The only thing is, you won't be watching. And you sure won't be seeing my pussy for the next couple of months either."
"Honey, I know I fucked up. I'm sorry, but relax a little, will you?"
"Sure, I'll relax. Let me see your Sure-Shot putter, the one you told me cost $500."
"Here, it is dear," he said, extending his beloved putter to her.
The thing about the blue-eyed Ellen, is that she never lost control of her emotions. Until now.
"Think of this putter as your dick," she said to Alex as she gave the club face a little kiss with her puckered red lips. Then she violently swung the club against the roof of the golf cart, bending the club at a 90-degree angle and putting a big dent in the roof of the cart.
This was more than Roxanne, who had been closely watching the whole time, could take. She doubled up, fell to the grass, and rolled around the green in uncontrollable fits of laughter, her white spikes kicking high up in a silhouette in the dry desert air.
Roger stood there speechless. Suddenly his whole future seemed uncertain. His relationship with Roxanne, his law partnership with Alex... the really important stuff.
As Ellen stomped away toward the clubhouse, Roxanne caught up to her, put her arms around her waist, bumped hips, and said, "We got a hot date tonight, girl!"
Ellen's ice blue eyes were focused straight ahead as she grimaced and did her best to ignore her.
The women found a table in a dark corner of the clubhouse, and were soon joined by the men bearing strong drinks.
Nobody had anything to say. But the Irish in Roxanne couldn't be contained for long. She flicked her tongue against her parted lips while looking directly at Alex, mimicking pussy licking. And she started to giggle again.
Alex finished off his double in two gulps. He then took Ellen by the arm and stomped out.
"Cocktails at 8 pm, steaks at 8:30," Roxanne called after them. "And my special hot pie dessert at 10 pm."
"Why do you do it, Roxanne?" asked Roger, holding his head in his hands. "Why do you have to go off and be such a fucking bitch?"
"I don't know," said Roxanne, suddenly becoming solemn. "I honestly don't know. But I just can't help myself."
It was one of those perfect Palm Springs evenings. The air was still warm and dry, the sky clear, and the moon bright.
Alex, Roger, and Ellen were sitting on the outdoor patio furniture, sipping strong after dinner drinks, at Alex's house. They were in a somber mood, soft music playing in the background. None of them knew what to say or expect.
Roxanne suddenly appeared from behind a sliding glass door, dove into the brightly illuminated pool, and swam the length underwater. Her lean 30-year-old body was testament to the fact that she swam almost every day of her adult life.
Shaking the water from her long red tresses as she emerged from the water, she walked over to Ellen, seductive as a cat. Peeling the bottom of her suit off to reveal her shaved vagina in all its glory, she looked Ellen in the eye and said, "VJ-eating time, honey. I'm washed, shaved, and ready to feel your plump lips and sweet tongue on my cunt."
Roxanne took the impassive Ellen's hand, and led her over to a big pile of outdoor pillows. Ellen wasn't happy, but didn't offer any resistance. Roxanne lay on her back and in exaggerated motions spread her legs wide apart. "Pussy, pussy, pussy needs licking, licking, licking," she laughed.
"Fair enough," said Ellen, slipping out of her clothes and revealing a tight little body of her own. "But that choker fiancee of mine has to leave. No way does he get to lose the bet and still get watch a lesbian fantasy of his starring his fiancee."