I was awoken the next morning with a text from Brooke: Walk into town and get us two iced coffees. Then make us breakfast. Luke likes pancakes with syrup and bacon.
I texted back: Yes, miss.
I could imagine the two of them sitting in bed, laughing at my obsequious response to her demand.
After I returned, I brought the iced coffees upstairs to the two lovers lying happily in bed reading their iPhones.
"Here are your drinks, sir, and miss. I'll now go make the pancakes and bacon."âĻI received no thanks or acknowledgment whatsoever as the two of them began kissing, Luke squeezing Brooke's right nipple. I left the room to the sound of her softly moaning and their lips smacking.
When I was finished making breakfast, I texted Brooke accordingly, asking them to come down to the dining room, where I had set the table for three.
She texted back: Bring our breakfast upstairs.
I placed their plates on a serving tray and brought them up to the bedroom, along with two glasses of orange juice. As I started to leave to go eat my breakfast that was getting cold downstairs, Luke said, "Where do you think you're going, prof?"
"I was going to eat my pancakes in the kitchen."
"Well, there's a couple of problems with that. First, pancakes and bacon have a shitload of calories. Your wife and I are in good shape -- better shape after last night, right babe? -- so we can treat ourselves to high calorie and high carb foods once in a while. But pancakes and bacon are definitely not on your new diet."
"My new diet, sir?"
"Yes, we're going to weigh you after breakfast, but just looking at your fat ass running last night, I'd say you could stand to lose at least 30 pounds. So Brooke and I are going to figure out a low carb, low calorie diet for you."
Brooke added, "We have some strawberries and blueberries in the fridge. You can make yourself a fruit salad for breakfast, and go shopping later after we plan your diet."
As Brooke was well aware, I was not a big fruit eater (I was better with vegetables), so was less than thrilled with her idea. Besides, the bacon smelled so good (I had already treated myself to a slice while preparing their plates).
"Yes, miss."
"The second problem with you going downstairs, is we'd have call you if we wanted anything, like more orange juice or second helpings," said Luke. "You can stand there until we finish eating, in case we need anything."
"Yes, sir."
After he ate a pancake, Luke said, "On second thought, you're not burning off any calories by just standing there. Give me 50 jumping jacks."
"Now? in my jeans? And I haven't had any breakfast yet, sir."
"Prof, you ask 'now?' way too often. When I tell you to do something, I always mean now, unless I say specifically otherwise. Don't ever ask me that again. You're not gonna die if you do a little bit of exercise before you have breakfast. Looks to me like you got plenty of fat on your body to sustain you through a little bit of work. You have a point, though, about the jeans. Put on a pair of those pantyhose I saw in your drawer last night."
Brooke giggled. "Walter, put on your yellow tights."
"Yes, miss." I pulled out the bottom drawer of the dresser where I had moved my undergarments yesterday to make room for Luke's underwear and socks, and pulled out the bright yellow tights.
As I started to go into the bathroom, Luke said, "Uh-uh. We're all friends here. You can change right here in front of us."
"Yes, sir." It is hard to describe how ashamed I felt undressing and then putting on a pair of tights under the watchful stare of my wife and her ex-husband. But my shame only intensified from there.