Friends
Since I've gone into great detail about each episode, some of you may find my story to be lengthy and tedious. But it's too sensual, I promise.
I downloaded a dating app on Sunday afternoon because I was becoming bored and needed to kill time. Not wanting to reveal who I was, I added a few inspirational pictures to my profile and claimed that my name is Cuteboy. The software allowed you to instantly like someone nearby by just swapping them out. I began swiping left and right on a few profiles just out of curiosity.
A handful of matches even shared their WhatsApp contact with me and asked for money in exchange for a meetup or sexual encounter. I blocked them since I had no interest in having sex. I only wanted to flirt, but unfortunately, I didn't get any girls or ladies to talk to or flirt with.
However, when I opened my app on Thursday, I saw that I had received a Like and that Match had sent me a Hello, How Are You? message.
I looked at her profile. Her name appeared as "Innocent_Angel" on the app, but she had deleted her DP and had a picture of a loving heart. According to the app the profile was located within a one-kilometre radius around me, I found her profile interesting so even I responded to her.
Me (Cuteboy): Hi Good evening, How are you?
She (Inncoent_Angel): I am Good, Thank You, ASL PLZ?
Me: 24, Male, Koregaon Park, Pune & You?
She: 32, Female, Kalayaninagar, Pune.
Me: Are you Married?
She: Yes & you?
Me: Not yet, I am too young for it... I am just 24
She: So you are still a small boy.
Me: Yes you can say so, but mine is Big
She: What?
Me:😉 (I just sent a winking smiley on it)
She: Naughty Boy
Me: So what is your real name?
She: Why do you need to know it, just enjoy being strangers, with No strings attached
Me: Perfect Sound interesting to me.
She: So what exactly brings you here?
Me: Don't know. Just wanted to explore the app or needed some buddy to chat and flirt with, How about you?
She: So you like only to flirt around or anything else?
Me: Well it depends, This is my first time on such a dating app so I am not too sure.
She: Boys of your age are too eager to chat on sex instantly but you seem to be slow
Me: Yes because I am not curious just to have sex with any random person
She: Ohh you Sound like a mature person, are you seriously 24 years old?
Me: Of course yes, why would I lie?
She: Many people do lie just to attract women.
Me: I am not that kind of a person. I am really 24 years.
She: Okay okay, doesn't matter to me as it's just online fun.
Me: May I ask you something if you don't mind?
She: Yes, of course, you can ask me anything except my name, phone number and photo.
Me: Done Mam. I won't ask you anything related to your Identity.
She: Thanks, So what do you want to ask me... about my sex life or what?
Me: Have you ever met anyone through this app?
She: No I have never met anyone but yes I flirted with a few people in the past 2 weeks but they expect more things like phone sex, video sex and all so I need to block them.
Me: Yeah I understand, Being a lady you must be getting Matches and chat requests
She: Yes Many, & all of them just want 1 thing and that's sex.
Me: That's the reason they are here mam.
She: Please don't call me Mam, I am not your school teacher.
Me: Thank god or else you would have slapped me or maybe spanked me
She: Spanking and all... You seemed to have a quiet experience in this.
Me: Well a little bit
She: Girlfriend?
Me: Yes, but now she is married.
She: What? Then why didn't you both get married?
Me: Because she was a Punjabi and 4years older than me
She: Ohh poor boy, so now you want someone to satisfy your needs and that's why you are here. Right?
Me: No, needs can anyhow be fulfilled, I am here just out of curiosity just to spice up my life with horny chats
She: What do you mean by "needs can be fulfilled anyhow "
Me: I mean masturbation
She: Ohh I thought something else
Me: What tell me?
She: No it's okay, leave it.
Me: Come on Dear, Open up... after all I don't even know who you are in real.
She: well I thought you wanted to say escorts and indirectly wanted to ask me my price.
Me: What rubbish, you seem to be a good and decent lady, why would I do it?
She: Some People asked it openly, How much and all in the past.
Me: I understand, even I got a few matches, where the girl offered me the price for full sex.
She: Yes I know, but let me clear you, I am not a prostitute nor do I wish to meet you in real. I am satisfied and here only for fun
Me: Yes dear, even I am here for casual friendship nothing more.
She: Sounds great, Anyways I have got to go now, will chat later, Bye
Me: Bye Take care.
At night she messaged me again but it was just normal messages asking had dinner and all regular stuff. But the next day on Friday afternoon our chat got a bit horny.
She: So small boy, what are you doing?
Me: Waiting for your message honey
She: Ohh, don't you have any other work?
Me: My share market just got over so I am free and was thinking of you only.
She: Okay so are you a Share Market Broker
Me: Well you said no personal questions" But yes I am a Stock Broker
She: OK sorry, so tell me something else
Me: You say dear, where are you right now?
She: Well I am at Home, in my bedroom all alone
Me: Wish I could be there with you
She: What would you do, if you were here?
Me: Depends on your mood mam.
She: Small Boy
Me: Stop calling me that I am 5.7" tall dear
She: Ohh and about your Lil Bro size?
Me: well it is around 7-8" long and 1.5" in radius
She: Don't lie, you little boy
Me: I am not lying, it is seriously that long