I would like to thank Dragonette for help in editing, many thanks my lady.
On a nice summers day in the heart of the Oxfordshire county, at the village of Upper Boffam, John, a university graduate at Kings College Oxford, had a day off from university, wandered into the village. He was six foot tall, wide shoulders and could use the loss of a few pounds from his waistline, handsome with an aquiline nose. With piercing blue eyes, fair hair lying on his collar, although a bit on the rough and ready side, he was down to earth with a good sense of humour.
Walking into the towns Woolworth’s store to buy a DVD, he casually walks through the store, a slight smile on his face looking over the DVD range, trying to find something that really appealed to him, not even knowing what sort of thing he wanted. Looking around the store he saw a head of red hair appearing over a stand further down the store, he stopped to watch to see what she looked like.
Miranda, a lithe and willowy five foot four inch redhead, was in Woolworth’s doing her shopping. Her most striking feature was a long mane of reddish hair that she inherited from her grandmother, who had lived in Ireland, she had green eyes, a pert nose and full lips prone to smiling, even when not smiling her mouth turned up. She moved with grace and elegance, seemingly wafting through the village stores.
John, watching this redhead walking in the store, was thinking, ‘fucking hell! Would you look at that, she is gorgeous.’ He decided to walk further into the store to see more of her, trying not to make it obvious that he was checking her out. He was walking behind her, staring at her arse he said to himself, ‘look at the fucking arse on that, couldn’t you just bite it. How can I talk to her?’
Just looking at her he was mesmerized, she was, to say the least, very tasty. He stood opposite her, across the selection of gifts and gave her a gentle smile. “Hi” he said.
Looking up startled she said, “Sorry I was miles away,” in a southern American drawl.
He said, "May I introduce myself, I’m John," and held out his hand to her.
She reached across and said “Hi, I’m Miranda, nice to meet you.”
John said to her, “it’s my pleasure”.
Then she said, “sorry but I have to go” and walked off. John stood there gutted, ‘Oh fuck’ he thought ‘what now, do I ask her out?’
John hurried to catch up with Miranda, he said, “Excuse me my lady, could I trouble you to have dinner with me tonight please?”
Miranda said, “Well I don’t usually go out on dates”
John looked distraught and said, “look I don’t usually ask strangers out but you are truly beautiful, and never would I forgive myself if I missed the chance to dine with the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen.”
Miranda blushed and said, “you are only saying that but as you put it so eloquently, I will, where would you like to meet?”
John said, “lets meet outside The Bull Restaurant and we’ll have a meal there if you want?”
“Ok that sounds fine how about 8 o’clock tonight?”
“Great, I’ll see you there. John stood and watched her walk away, thinking to himself ‘fucking yesss, result!’ John busied himself with booking a table and a few other things for the evening entertainment, feeling like a dog with two dicks, so pleased with himself.
When he got home he washed, showered and shaved, this was going to take a lot of his money but he thought it worth every penny, at 7 o’clock he got his suit out, hoping it still fit him as his gut was getting bigger, the trousers were a little snug so he decided not to wear any underwear. He put on a white shirt leaving the top two buttons undone, the hairs from his chest poking out of the top of his shirt, clean shoes and he was ready, off to The Bull Restaurant.
