"Okay, who's next? Who celebrated National Nude Day and wants to share their story with the group? Also, let's not forget the rules. You must be naked. It must be sexual. And it must be something you haven't done before."
Eddie raised his hand.
"Okay, Eddie," said Stan flipping through pages of what each man had volunteered to do in celebration of National Nude Day. "Let's see here, you decided to do something with bondage, discipline and sadomasochism. Is that correct?
"Yeah, it's something I've never tried but have fantasized about doing for a while."
Come on up, Eddie and share your story with the group. Let's give Eddie a warm welcome."
Everyone clapped and whistled their appreciation.
"Thank you, thank you everyone. Happy Nude Day. It's great to be a pervert. PMS! PMS!" Eddie raised his fisted hand and cheered the group.
"PMS! PMS! PMS!" The group cheered back.
"Okay, okay, calm down everyone. We don't want to attract the attention of the police like we did last month over Hal's webcam showing of his daughter dancing while stripping online," said Stan. "Please continue, Eddie."
"Well, unlike some of you guys, Nick in particular, my wife doesn't know that I'm a card carrying member of the Perverted Men's Symposium. She thinks that I belong to the Moose Lodge, which is what I tell her when I come here. I mean, yeah, she suspects that I'm a pervert, of course, no doubt, especially after she found those nude photos of her sisters and her mother that I had taken with a hidden camera when they visited last year and stashed them away in my sock drawer."
"Can you bring those photos in sometime?"
"She confiscated them and burned them. Sorry, Sam."
"Wow that sucks. I hide my photos in the ceiling over the loose tile. My wife would never think to look there," said Nick.
"Anyway, that was really embarrassing when she found those naked photos of her mother and sisters, but that's another story for another time."
"So, if your wife doesn't know you're a pervert, who'd you try the BDSM on and how'd you get her to go along with it?"
"That's a good question, Dave, and I was getting to that. I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous standing up here in front of all you guys telling you about my Nude Day celebration. Suddenly, I feel like I'm at an AA meeting baring all my personal information."
"Relax," said Dave. "You're among friends who share the same interest, naked women."
"Actually, I got the idea for bondage, discipline, and sadomasochism from Nick's wife when I snuck in her bedroom on St. Patrick's Day hoping for a bit of fun with the big woman. She was the one who turned me on to it. She bound me, gagged me, blindfolded me, and then beat the shit out of me. It felt good in a bad and painful sort of way. Hey, at least I was naked and she saw me naked. Sorry, but I'm nervous."
"Take a breath," said Hal. "Think of asses, tits, and pussies."
"Asses, tits, and pussies. Thanks, Hal. Asses, tits, and pussies. Okay, I'm good to go. Well, it all started when I got my wife, Cindy, drunk. It doesn't take much to get her inebriated, just a glass or two of cheap wine. She loves those wine coolers and they always make her a bit horny, too. They make her a bit sleepy, too. She drinks them with a straw."
"So, what did you do? Did you beat her, discipline her or tie her up," said Sam.
"Well, after that beating that Nick's wife, Karen, gave me, I'm not into physical pain all that much. I mean, spanking is good and I love spanking a woman, especially through her panties after lifting her skirt. I've fantasized about tying a woman up though and having my way with her, you know. I find that exciting to imagine."
"Oh, yeah, that's always good. Years ago, I tied up my high school teacher, Mrs. Crabtree, once and stripped her naked. Man, she was hot and she wanted it and me real bad. Did I tell you guys that story?"
"Several times, Hal. Thanks for sharing, but Eddie has the floor," said Stan. "Please continue Eddie."
"Well, it was time for bed and we had been fooling around on the sofa, not much more than making out and petting, but she was aroused. She was feeling my cock through my jeans and I was feeling her erect nipples through her bra. She has big nipples. Matter of fact, I brought a couple photos of her tied up." He handed the photos to Dave. "If you'd be so kind to pass those around to the group, Dave, I'd appreciate it."
"Oh, baby, this is going to be good," said Dave looking through the photos. "You're wife has a great body, Eddie."
"Thanks, Dave. Anyway, I helped her upstairs and maneuvered her to the middle of the bed. She has a queen and I have a twin."
"Wait, hold on, Eddie," said Hal. "She has a queen and you have a twin bed? What the fuck is that all about?"
"We have separate bedrooms."
"Are you kidding me? Separate bedrooms? Nobody but the Queen of England and her husband have separate bedrooms."
"Anyway, we continued making out, kissing and touching but we both were still fully dressed. She thought that I was getting ready to push her panty aside, unzip myself, and pull my cock out and fuck her."
"Sorry, hold on, again," said Hal. "Push her panty aside, unzip, and pull your cock out? What is that about? What are you in high school? What happened to getting naked?"
"I was getting to that. What makes this Nude Day celebration so special is that I've never been naked with my wife. We've never seen one another totally naked."