CEO Caroline finds a solution to Nicky's problem
Caroline Hart surveyed the papers on her desk with a slight smile on her lips. The company had come a long way in the past year, during which time her recovery plan had borne fruit. It had been tough to get the Board of Kendall-Balfour plc on side but her determination to push it through had paid off and, predictably, the non-execs were now congratulating themselves on how right they had been to back her. It was typical; when you wanted to make tough decisions they sat on the fence and talked about the risks and made sure that the Minutes were full of caveats and when those decisions turned out well they tried to take the credit. Not enough women on the Board, thought Caroline to herself, but for now she could bask in the glow of having increased both turnover and profits, so it could not be seen as just a cost-cutting exercise. She might have to reward herself with another date – or should that be appointment – with James from Kensington Introductions. She sat back and thought about one or two possible scenarios but they all ended up with her over James's knee being soundly spanked and then fucked hard from behind.
Her reverie was interrupted by the ringing of her mobile, which announced the caller as Nicky, one of her oldest friends.
"Nicks, hi!" answered Caroline breezily.
"Caroline, can we meet up, I need to talk to you," replied Nicky in a rather desultory voice.
"Yes, of course, what's wrong?"
"Man trouble, that's what's wrong. Or rather 'no man' trouble."
"Oh dear, yes we had better have a chat," said Caroline solicitously, "why don't you meet me in the wine bar just round the corner from my office, the Red & White, at say 6.30?"
"Thanks Caro, that would be great, better get a large bottle lined up and I'll tell you all about it," replied Nicky. "See you at 6.30."
Caroline put the phone back in her bag and sighed. She and Nicky had been friends since shortly after University but had followed very different career paths. Caroline had joined Kendall-Balfour as a graduate trainee and had gradually made her way up to the Chief Executive's office which, now aged 43, she had inhabited for just over two years. Nicky, a couple of years younger, had entered the fashion world and, although she had the looks to be in front of the camera rather than behind it, she had never had the determination or the desire to starve herself to model proportions and secondly, she had rather more brains than would be fulfilled by staring into a lens and pouting. She was now picture editor for one of the leading women's fashion magazines. Caroline, who knew she was quite attractive to men, had always been a little bit envious of Nicky's classic blond hair and blue eyes with the slightly protruding top lip that seemed to have men eating out of her hand. While Caroline exercised rigorously to maintain her tone and control her weight – generally with success other than in the area of her bottom, which she was convinced was too big – Nicky had a bit of a tendency to let her appetite for fine food and wine get the better of her, which ironically never seemed to deter men who referred to her as curvy, statuesque, gorgeous et cetera. Nicky did rather play on her charms and her roster of boyfriends was a lengthy one. Well, thought Caroline, let's hear what the latest disaster has been!
Promptly at 6.30 Caroline was seated at a corner table in the Red & White. Nicky inevitably was late because she always was. Caroline was well known in the wine bar and Sam, one of her favourite staff, was soon at her table.
"What's it to be tonight?" he enquired with a smile.
"Something to cheer up my friend Nicky," replied Caroline. "I think I'm in for a sob story and I can't think of anything worse than two women, no longer in the first flush of youth, crying into a bottle of sauvignon blanc. What do you suggest?"
"Why don't you try the Gruner Veltliner? It's got a nice bouquet of peach and apricot but with some proper backbone so it doesn't taste flabby. Austrian, so it's not mass-market, where a lot of people still think of the anti-freeze scandal. The one we have from Gobelsburger is very good."
"OK Sam, I'll take your recommendation," replied Caroline, smiling as she watched his retreating backside and thinking which bit of him she wouldn't mind gobbling. With or without a burger on the side.
At 6.42 on the dot Nicky half walked and half trotted to the table, holding a number of shopping bags which she deposited untidily on the floor under the table.
"Sorry I'm late Caro, couldn't get a taxi for love nor money. Especially not for love."
"That's OK Nicks, I've never known you be on time for anything so it's no surprise. Were you really offering sexual favours to cabbies for a ride?"
"It's a joke you stupid cow, you spend too long staring at accounts and the like. You should get out more."
"Oh, you mean like you, single-handedly keeping half the department stores in the West End in profit?" said Caroline, raising an eyebrow at the shopping bags. "Bit of retail comfort therapy was it? Don't you know you are likely to spend four times as much money if you shop when you are upset?"
"I know," said Nicky, exhaling with a sigh. "I'm just a bit angry with myself over Charlie."
Caroline poured her a generous glass of the Gruner Veltliner. "You'd better tell me all about it."
Nicky took a large swig and set the glass down, fixing her friend with the captivating blue eyes and fiddling with a strand of blond hair that had fallen down over her cheek.
"It's all a bit of a mess really and the worst of it is that I have only got myself to blame. You know I told you about Charlie? Well, we've been going out for about three months, or at least we had been going out until a couple of days ago. He's fantastic, really charming, good-looking, funny, not short of a few quid and VGIB."
Caroline laughed. They had shared various acronyms from their earliest days in each other's company. VGIB stood for Very Good in Bed, while NLS was Nasty Little Shit and so on.
"So how did you manage to let go of this paragon?" enquired Caroline with a frown.
"I messed him about once too often," sighed Nicky glumly.
Caroline nodded with a knowing expression. Much as she loved Nicky, she had one infuriating trait which was to break arrangements at the last minute if something better came up, or sometimes just because she had forgotten to take note of the arrangement in the first place. For a disciplined woman like Caroline, used to keeping to a strict diary in her working life and being careful with her time, it was incomprehensible. If it annoyed Caroline, she was not surprised if the men in Nicky's life got hacked off. Nicky was invariably charming and apologetic when letting people down, but at the same time she seemed to believe they would always understand and forgive her little peccadilloes.
"So what happened then, little Miss Teutonic?" she asked with a knowing smile.
"Well, Charlie had asked me to this reception at his office. I'd never been asked to anything at his office before, nor met any of his work colleagues. It turned out that this event is only held every two years, it's the only one that other halves are invited to on the calendar and it's quite a lavish bash. I didn't really appreciate that, I thought it was just a rather boring drinks do with a few people standing round nursing glasses of warm white wine and scoffing peanuts while making small talk. So when my friend Jo from work told me she had a spare ticket for what sounded like a great concert, and there was a bunch of other people going, and we were all going out for dinner afterwards, it just sounded like a lot more fun. So I rang Charlie the day before and said I couldn't make his work do. He sounded a bit pissed off and it turns out that he'd been telling people in his office that he was going to introduce them to the new woman in his life and then all of a sudden he wasn't. Made him look a bit of a prat. And now he's not talking to me. Won't return my calls, ignores my texts, you get the picture. And I really didn't want to lose him, I miss him now, including in the VGIB department."
"Oh dear, will you never learn, you silly girl? Of course you were going to piss him off. Did you expect him just to say 'that's OK Nicky, see you next week, how about some dinner?' Of course he had to give you the cold shoulder or else he was going to look like a right pushover. Plus he was genuinely angry that he was going to have to explain to his work colleagues that his girlfriend had cried off at the last minute."
Nicky stared unhappily into the bottom of her glass which was now empty.
"I think you had better top me up. Yes, I know – now – that I have behaved like a right little madam but what am I going to do? I really don't want to lose him." She looked imploringly at Caroline. "You are always the one with a solution to things, what can I do?"
"I do feel sorry for you," said Caroline putting a consoling hand on her shoulder, "I can dish out sympathy as well as advice, but I think right now we need a plan to get Charlie back. And we need to make sure you approach life in a more disciplined way in the future so you don't allow yourself to get into this sort of scrape again. Will you put yourself in my hands, and go along with what I tell you to do, even if it seems a little, well, unorthodox?"
"Of course Caro, you know I trust you," sniffed Nicky as a solitary tear trickled down one cheek. She wiped it away and drained the rest of her glass in one. "Just get Charlie back for me, please," she implored.
"Right, wait there, I need to go outside to make a call. Try not to finish off the rest of the bottle while I'm gone."
With that Caroline picked up her bag, walked out of the back door into the Red & White's small garden which was mercifully free of people and took out her mobile. She brought up her contacts and selected one carefully. She put it to her ear and the call was answered on the third ring.