(This new style of writing is probably very sensual and erotic, at least I think so. Or it's dumb. Let me know what YOU think of it.)
"That's a heck lot of water balloons you're carrying there!"
"Umm, yeah Priya. I was just taking them to the apartment gardens. Me and the guys would play with them, like we always do during the Holi festival."
"Hmm, and what sort of games do you losers play with these?"
"Losers?"
"Alright, you fine gentlemen with the water balloons..."
"Oh, it's a simple game. Each of us starts with twenty balloons. We throw them on each other, while escaping the balloons thrown by the other players. The one who remains most dry at the end, while throwing the most balloons on other players- wins."
"Hah. That's what I thought."
"What..?"
"Doesn't everyone get wet at the end of these stupid games?"
"Well, the water does splash on to..."
"So everyone's a loser?"
"Uh....."
"Is that a yes? Aren't all of you losers?"
"Uh..."
"Anyway, give me one of those."
"You want one of my balloons?"
"Yes."
"But we always start with twenty."
"Aww, you're not going to give me one of your precious little water balloons?"
"Well, okay. Here you go. Just one."
"Mmmm... haha. This is nice."
"What do you plan to do with it?"
"Throw it on your face!"
"But...it's my balloon. I filled it for the games..."
"You know what me and the girls think of the guys who play these stupid games? You're all such cheap losers..."
"Priya, I'm serious. Please give me back my balloon."
"No I won't. You're not going to go to the gardens and be another one of those loser nerds in that group."
"I'm not?"
"Nope."
"Oh, what else am I going to do?"
"This Holi, you're going to be my personal loser nerd."
"What?"
"You and I are going to play with these water balloons, and I'm going to win. Here, eat this balloon!"
(Pop! Splash! Sobs...)
"Ha ha! I won! Your face is all wet!"
"Aww, that went into my eyes!"
"Are you going to be a loser crybaby, too? Isn't it bad enough that you're a loser?"
"Wah....mommy....!"
"Shut up! Get down on your knees and surrender the rest of the balloons to the winner."
"You're not the winner. We never even agreed to the rules of the game, you attacked me from nowhere, without warning..."
"On your knees, loser!"
"Yes, Priya."
"Don't look at me! Look down at the floor."
"Sorry, Priya."
"Now, congratulate me for winning this game."
"You're a cheater."
"Do you want me to slap you? Because I will..."
"Okay, congratulations on your victory."
"Hmm, say it with more sincerity."
"Priya, you are the greatest player of water balloons I have ever encountered. You have beaten me fair and square."
"That's right. And you are nothing but a sorry ass loser."
"I'm nothing but a sorry ass loser."
"Good. Now as a sorry ass loser, you must surrender your arsenal of water balloons to the winner. The winner now has the right to do anything to the loser with the water balloons."
"What do you mean.. anything?"
"Hey, are you about to surrender or do you want me to make you?"
"Alright, alright. I hand you my full packet of water balloons. You can do anything you want with me, using these."
"Say why."
"Because you're the winner and I'm a sorry ass loser."
"My personal sorry-ass loser."
"Your personal sorry-ass loser."
"Exactly. Let me pick one of these juicy red ones. Hmm. Where am I going to throw this? Am I going to blast this one on your face again, or am I going to throw it on my loser's chest?"
"Please...get it over with."
"Hmm, but it's such a hard decision. How am I ever going to know for sure?"
"I...I'm feeling the rubber surface on my mouth."
"Yup. That's a good place." (Pop! Splash!) "Haha! My double loser!"
"Aww. You hammered through my teeth!"
"I can do whatever I want, because I'm a winner."
"Priya, that was dirty tap water and some of it went in my mouth..."
"Shut up, you loser! Let me see, I'll throw this green balloon on you next."
"(Sob...)"
"That way, my personal loser will taste all the colors of his own collection."
"(Sob...)"
"Here you go, boy. Eat this one." (Pop! Splash!) "Haha! Your own water ballons, defeating you like a dog."
"I can't see a thing...!"