Late in 2020 I decided to edit this story to correct various mistakes and typos. One correction led to another, and I wound up performing a total renovation. I'm trusting that I've improved it and not spoiled it—but that's up to you! Still, I got a kick out of doing the revision!
For those of you who've made this story one of your favorites: if you're revisiting it I hope you'll enjoy it even more. If not, please let me know. It's still the same story; I've just tried to make it smoother and more fun to read.
Penal systems, especially in the West, are in serious trouble.
Prisons are overcrowded, budgets are overextended, and fatalities among those incarcerated for even minor crimes are a matter of rising concern. Imposition of fines for almost all infractions is the alternative usually proposed, since it simultaneously addresses the budget shortfall.
The obvious downside—further aggravating issues of fairness and equity, can be mitigated, somewhat, by scaling fines to ability to pay, but the problem remains that many of those convicted are hard-pressed to pay anything at all. Taking a tip from the Orient, jurisdictions are experimenting with corporal punishment, and the results so far are encouraging. Our modern techno-centric culture frowns on conventional caning or whipping, favoring a more automated delivery system. Precise punishment appropriate to the crime, whether by impact or with electricity, is our preferred approach.
I can vouch for its efficacy, without a moment's hesitation!
How can I be so sure? If you really want to know, read on...
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As you probably guessed, I ran afoul of the law—almost five months ago now. The case was ironclad so in short order the dreadful words 'guilty as charged' rang through the courtroom. The judge informed me I had a choice: a stiff fine, or corporal punishment.
I couldn't believe what I was hearing! Why on earth would the state be willing to give up that revenue? No matter; since I couldn't afford the fine, I elected corporal punishment.
The consent form which arrived in my inbox a few days later had all the usual check boxes: identification; preferred language; several optional questions about ethnicity and background, and some which surprised me—do I have 20:40 vision or better in at least one eye.
Huh? I'm not applying for a driver's license, and they have the DMV records—they should already know the answer to that. Don't rock the boat, I reminded myself. Just answer. 'Yes.'
The next question listed half a dozen drugs to which I must not be allergic. I recognized only two of them, but I've had allergy tests, so I checked them all off. A couple more questions concerning privacy were so heavily couched in legalese I couldn't, or perhaps chose not to puzzle them out. I'm not a very private person—after all, I'm writing this! So, check 'I agree' for those.
The medical history section urged me to answer all the questions as honestly as possible. If a medical emergency occurs I'll receive competent treatment, the lead-in to that section assured me, but unless I complete the entire punishment sequence, I'll have to pay the full fine. Given the daunting sum I'd avoid paying by enduring my CP sentence successfully, and to be fair, my intense curiosity, I decided to accept at face value the form's assertion that
for healthy individuals
the process, though of course painful, has been certified as safe by medical experts. So I checked 'I understand' and went on to answer the rest of that part's questions 'yes' or 'no' as seemed most likely to get the form accepted. I only fibbed a little—I consider myself pretty healthy!
The final question warned me that I should not drive myself to the correctional facility, as I would not be in any condition to drive home upon release. Instead I was to indicate which nearby bus route I preferred to be taken to after serving my sentence. I finished filling in the form conveniently on-line and clicked 'SUBMIT.'
By the end of the week my punishment date was assigned.
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I'd long been curious about the forbidding-looking correctional facility only three miles from my home. It's still fairly small even after the substantial addition I'd watched going up over the last couple of years, and as far as I know even now it has no long-term inmates. I'd always assumed it was merely a holding tank for the various courthouses around.
It must be more than that, I concluded, as I read through my instructions; I would be serving my sentence there. I was ordered to appear between 7:30 and 8 am, and warned that failing to arrive on time could result in arrest and a larger fine—and I'd lose the corporal punishment option.
I reported as instructed and found myself in a shabby and very bureaucratic-looking lobby. Apparently the renovations didn't extend this far, I grumbled to myself, feeling vaguely disappointed. An ancient-looking LED matrix display on the wall showed 'INMATE #3 NEXT' in large red letters.
Inmate? What did I expect? 'NOW SERVING #3'? I was, after all, entering a prison as a convict, even though I expected to leave later in the morning after completing my sentence.
I peered into the retinal scanner screwed to the counter; after a few seconds it beeped and my inmate number replaced 'INMATE #3 NEXT' on the wall. The instant I pressed 'YES' next to 'IS THIS CORRECT?' on the adjacent pad, a door, one in a row of several off to one side, slid smoothly open. The guard, who up to that point simply looked bored, waved me toward the balefully beckoning aperture with a barely suppressed grin.
I stepped in and the door slid closed behind me; it locked with a decisive clunk—and there my journey started, in a small chamber with another door closed in front of me. Though I'm writing over four months later, the memory of the experience which followed is as vivid as if it's happening this very minute.
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The tiny space I'm in is ultra-modern and scrupulously clean, in striking contrast to the lobby I just left. A cover opens in the wall beside me. A disembodied voice orders me to remove all my clothes and any jewelry or other adornments and place everything in the exposed bin. Obviously I'm being monitored: as soon as I follow those instructions and finish putting my belongings in the bin the cover closes and another cover opens, revealing a silky-smooth sleeveless white smock. The voice orders me to put my arms through the two smaller holes and slip it over my head. As it settles over my naked torso the lights dim and the door in front of me slides open. I'm ordered to pass through. That door closes behind me too.
What confronts me is frightening—and thrilling!
As my vision adjusts to the near-darkness a blinking red indicator light draws my attention up, up, up to a carriage riding on a track near the high ceiling—the space I've just entered is quite a bit longer, much higher, and with walls and ceiling painted matte black it's far more intimidating, even discounting its industrially sinister furnishings, than the cubicle I was ordered to disrobe in.
As the lighting ramps up my eyes trace the reflections glinting off the steel shaft which descends from the carriage, down, down to about the height of my neck, where my gaze shifts to the rigid rod projecting toward me a little less than the length of my arms. The rod supports a split collar, mirror-smooth polished steel on the outside, black rubber on the inside; the front half is fastened to the rod by means of a quick-release fitting.
The collar's halves hinge together on one side; at the moment they're wide open. The free-swinging rear half sports another quick-release fitting, not presently mated to anything. It doesn't take much imagination: as soon as I'm secured in this collar any attempt at resistance on my part will be futile. I can be transferred from one place to another without ever being released, even for a moment—perhaps I'll even be leading a coffle!
A tube dangling from the bottom of the shaft connects near the floor to a two and a half foot long spreader bar with split ankle shackles at each end, also open. The tube closes them pneumatically? I suppose I'll find out shortly.