It took so long to get ready for this party. I'm not the type to wear a dress and absolutely shudder at the thought of heels but, here I am. A simple black dress, plunging neckline, hitting mid-thigh and, 4.5" stilettos. My girlfriend is working on my hair since I only know how to put it in a ponytail. It's very 40's and the makeup matches right down to the blood red lipstick. I'm quite happy with the results.
Just as we finish up and take a few pictures for proof that, yes, I can look like a lady, my ride arrives to take me to the party. Black tie, business, champagne and hors d'oeuvres. It's not my cup of tea but, I have to at least make it through the presentations.
I walk over to the bar with my escort and order a bourbon on the rocks. That's better. The ladies at the party (the real ones, not like me with dirt and grease stains under my nails and calluses on my palms, heaven's no) are glaring at me. Not one has been more than polite to me this evening. Snarky comments on my appearance are most of what I've gotten. It affects me very little. I look damn good, if I do say so, myself.
The men at the party are far more cordial. I've always gotten along better with them, anyway. We finally sit down, myself being the only woman at the table and, get through dinner. The presentations are an absolute bore. Standard awards and shout outs to certain members of the company. Yawn.
I feel my phone vibrate in my purse and open it. It's him, wanting to know if I need a ride out of there. He knows me too well and by the time I reply to his text with a desperate plea for help, he's already walking through the door of the event center. God, bless this man.
Quickly, politely, we make our excuses and exit the building. Once in the parking lot, he says, "I didn't know you could wear anything but boots." Right. Simple cowgirl (literally) in stilettos. I can still run a tractor in these, I bet. Run circles around this pompous ass with his wingtips. Who wears those anymore?
He knows better than to open the car door for me. I know, I'm a weird one. We get in and head to a local dive bar for a beer and karaoke. We can both sing pretty well and stay a little longer than intended. My song, "Help Me Make it Through the Night" scores me a couple shots of whiskey from the regulars. These shoes are really too much but, I can't show that I'm suffering. He sings a song and then we get together for "I Need You" by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill.
We are completely dedicated to this song. Keep in mind, this man is one of my best friends and we share the same twisted sense of humor. The look of longing on my face, his outstretched hand as he holds a note. We're ridiculous but, it's selling. The crowd buys it as we pretend to be so much in love that we can't see anything or anyone else during this song.