My wife and I were getting ready for our annual get together with our friends. I really looked forward to these weekends as we're all swingers. I mean, I love my wife no doubt about that and the sex between us is absolutely great, but... a little fun on the side never did anyone harm. And it's not like we're having sex that often. Once every two weeks if she's in the mood.
So yeah, really looking forward to this weekend. I even managed to buy the strongest Cialis pill available. It should keep me going all weekend. If the other women could keep up with me.
I walked into our bedroom where I found my wife in a latex bikini with latex thigh-high boots. She had a collar around her neck and was holding onto a metal chain attached to it.
"Whoa honey, you look... stunning! You want me to parade with you on our annual get together with your friends?"
"This chain is not for you to walk around with Me."
"It isn't? Well then who *is* going to walk around with you?"
"I will be walking around with you attached to the chain. I just want to have My hands free, that's why the chain is attached to the collar around My neck."
"You must be kidding me! No way I'll let you walk me around like that. What would all of your friends' husbands think of me - of us. Besides, where would you attach it to? I'm not a bull, I don't have a ring through my nose."
"Interesting suggestion, but have you ever heard of a chastity cage? You will be wearing one. And handcuffs as well. The chain will be attached to your cage. I'm quite sure you won't be leaving My side all weekend. You wouldn't risk to hurt your precious private parts if I would have to tug on it constantly, now would you?"
"A chastity cage? What a joke. Do these exist for 8 inch cocks?"
"Of course, these cages are meant to keep you from getting erect, so it doesn't matter that yours is 8 inch."
"And what makes you think I'll ever let you go through with this?"
"Two things. First, I don't think you want a divorce and ..."
"Hah! What makes you think I don't? I'm the one with the money and if you keep bitching like this, I *know* I want a divorce."
"... and secondly, if it comes to a divorce, you'll give all your money to Me so at least you can keep your job afterwards."
"Oh yeah? Why would that be?"
"Because I've got loads of videos of you jerking off while watching porn. What would happen to your current position if these videos accidentally leak to the press?"
"..."
"And besides, don't you think your boss would kick you out if he found out you're fucking his secretary on his desk?"
"Whow whow, honey... I don't know who told you that. You don't seriously believe this do you? I'm not cheating on you!"
"Watching porn is cheating, not fucking Me enough because of that is definitely cheating. And fucking the secretary is topping both."
"I'm *not* cheating on you with Linda."
"Well, I had a nice chat with Linda some weeks ago and She's actually a real nice person. Not the 'bitchy bimbo' you always told Me She is while complaining about 'your extra hours'. Did you know that She's best friends with one of your favourite pornstars?"
"Honey, listen..."
"No I'm not listening to your lies anymore. Linda will be here soon to help locking your cock."
"What?"