I was in the middle of writing a new story. For some reason, the story line kept getting lost in my thoughts. The jangling of the phone distracted me even further. "Sam. Hey Sam. How's it hanging you dog?" The voice on the other end was one of my oldest friends John. I was going to spend a part of the next week at his home. "John, hey thanks again for letting me stay at your place during the training session." I was slated to attend a training session for my job. It was taking place in a hotel about 159 miles from my home but only 20 miles from John's. I had approached him and Joyce about staying at their place as opposed to the hotel. John began laughing.
"Well my offer comes with a price. I have been having a problem with one of my heating lines. I need you to dismantle the feed line, blow it out and reconnect it." Leave it up to John to get free service any time he did a favor for someone. I laughed along with him.
"John you cheap bastard. If I charged you the price a plumber would, I'd be rich by now. OK! You got me. I'll do it but just for the price of a clean room and cooked meals." We talked back and forth about little mundane things for awhile. Then John's voice got quiet. "Sam we've been friends for over 20 years now." Something in his voice put me on alert. There was something wrong and my old buddy was about to drop a bomb on me. "John what's the matter. Are you and Joyce going through some problems? If so, I can just as easily stay at the hotel. My company's picking up the tab anyway."
John remained quiet for awhile longer. Whatever it was that was troubling him was serious. John normally was a very happy go lucky guy who never shut up. "Sam I have to ask you for a big favor." His voice was stone cold serious now. I tried to lighten his mood.
"Ah shit. You want me to paint the house too. Damn John, you always get me to do your work when you're away on business." He didn't laugh at my joke. "Sam, you know that I trust you with my life. Hell, growing up we trusted each other with our lives ten times over. You're closer to me than my own brothers and sisters." I didn't like the way this conversation was going. John said hold on and I heard him talking to a female voice. I recognized the voice. It was John's secretary.
"Sorry about that", he said continuing our conversation. "John you horny bastard. You took your secretary with you." John's secretary was a gorgeous fox. My dick got hard just thinking about fucking her. I knew that John had been sticking her for a long time off and on. I heard the door slam and John laughed at my words. "Sam this is business. Getting back to what we were talking about. I have been running like the devil on this project. I'm home for a week away for two. Back and forth, in and out, all the time. I have been really neglecting Joyce and it's starting to show. You're going to spend some time with her next week." I jumped in thinking that I knew what he was going to ask me.
"Hey John. I'll take her out to dinner, maybe a show. I'll talk to her and see how she feels. Don't worry about her. Joyce knows how important your job is right now." John jumped in and cut me off. "No Sam. Look. Joyce has been neglected lately. I know her and she gets antsy when she's feeling neglected. Sam, Joyce has always had the hots for you. I'm asking you more than I have a right to. If the occasion arises, I want you to fuck her." I almost dropped the phone. I held it away from my face and stared at it like it was a two-headed snake.
"Ah John old buddy. I know that I sometimes drink too much but I haven't had a drink all day. I didn't just hear you tell me that you wanted me to fuck your wife." John began to talk fast. John's talking fast was a sure sign that he was trying to convince me of something. "Sam you're my best friend! If my wife was going to get fucked by someone, I'd rather it be you than anyone else. Besides, I know that you've had a thing for her all along. I see the way you watch her when you think now one's looking."
John was right. I did watch Joyce. She was a tiny thing. She stood no taller than 4'10". She was cute without being beautiful. Her mouth was too wide, her eyes too big. If you didn't see the age in her face, you would swear you were looking at a young girl. She had small tits, short legs and a tiny ass. Oh yes, I watched her, but she was my best friend's wife. "Look John. That's asking a lot. I mean we have been friends forever and I won't take the chance on losing that. Besides what makes you think she would be interested in me anyway." John chuckled.
"Believe me Sam. If given the opportunity, Joyce would fuck your brains out. We've talked about it before. Your being such a close friend is the only thing that has stopped her from making a move on you. Look it may never happen. But if it does and the situation comes about. I want you to fuck her with a clear conscience." I didn't know what to say. We talked some more and than I hung up the phone. This would make matters sticky. I would try to be a friend but I knew the thought of fucking Joyce would intrude on my thoughts all the time I was at their home.
Friday, 1:30pm and the day was a bitch. Everything that could go wrong during the day did. The phone never stopped ringing. This time when it rang I wasn't polite when I answered. "Who is it?" The laughter was John's. "Whoa Sam, rough day?" I was in a foul mood. "Fuck you John. This day had been the fuckin pits. What's up?" I could hear soft moaning in the background. "Getting some dick-tation done John?" He laughed. "No! More like Hershey hunting. Sam, remember our conversation earlier in the week?" So! John had had time to think about it, and didn't like the idea I might put a dick in his private stock. "Yea, I remember." I heard him grunt and a louder cry from her. "I'm counting on you Sam. If you take care of this for me, I'll owe you big time.
I might even give you that present you have always wanted." John and I had joked about double teaming his secretary one night. We had done a few things like that to women before. I knew he was game and that she would go along with it. For some reason, his bribe pissed me off. "If I do it and I'm not saying I will, it won't be just to get a chance at fucking your damn typing cunt. I love the both of you like family. If Joyce is that much in need, I'll do what I have to, to fix it." With that I slammed down the phone. A few minutes later the phone rang again. This time when I answered it, it was Joyce. "Hello Sam. I've been trying to call John but he must be in a meeting.
They keep forwarding my calls to Ms. Tits." That was the name Joyce had given John's secretary. She did have on fantastic pair of knockers. "Sam, rather than come up tomorrow, come up tonight and take me to a criminally expensive restaurant for dinner. That way you can start on the plumbing first thing in the morning. I'll even help." I laughed at that. Joyce knew as much about fixing things as it took to pick up the phone. "What are you a Master Plumber all of a sudden?" she paused. "My, my aren't we testy today. No I'm not a Master Plumber. Though I have laid a lot of pipe in my time." I laughed long and hard at that. "I'll bet. OK be there by 8 pm. Be ready you know I'm impatient." The rest of the day went along as expected. 8 o'clock and my car pulls into the driveway of John and Joyce's. I hit the horn and the door opens. Joyce steps out and the dress she is wearing fits her to the point that it can stop traffic. I whistle as I get out the car and open her door.
"Damn Joyce, you're gonna have all your neighbors thinking I fucking you wearing things like that." She smiled. "Thank you very much. And if they do, it's cause most of them wish they were." She told me the restaurant she wanted to go to. She wasn't kidding when she said it was criminally expensive. All during dinner, the male patrons would glance over at our table. A few of them she knew. They were all executives for various financial firms. "I love this place. The food is delicious, the settings expensive and the service is next to none. The only thing they don't do is wipe you in the john."
She was right, the food was delicious. The steak I ordered, didn't wait for you to cut it, it cut itself. The veggies were fresh and cook to perfection. And the drinks were top shelf and made by a bartender that had a heavy hand. All in all, it was one of the best meals I had ever eaten. We sat taking our time over this superb meal. Two drinks during the meal, and I was glad the food was of such big portions. After dinner, we were escorted to the smoking room.
To my surprise, Joyce took a cigar and lit it. We were served brandy with the cigars and I thoroughly enjoyed both. Watching the looks on the other men's faces as Joyce smoked her cigar with authority had me choking at times. She was having a ball. "John calls this place the Palace of Decadence. Where the rich come to show off their shit. I just love it for the food and service."