"Shit!" I yelled through the empty house. I had fallen asleep watching T.V. and was now probably going to be late for the awards ceremony tonight. I wasn't sure if my commercial was going to win this year, but it certainly looked good. Ever since I found a way to convince people that buying Pexel tires was the green alternative, they had flown off the shelves.
Hurriedly, I called Steve to tell him to meet me at the hotel instead of coming back home. "Are you running late again?" Steve asked.
" Yes I am. But if we meet there instead of me waiting for you, we should be on time." I assured him.
"Okay Sweetie, I will see you there. Hey, are you going to take the freeway? Traffic is really bad right now. I bet if you take the back roads , you'll get there a lot quicker."
"Alright , Steve. Thanks for the traffic info." I laughed to myself. Just like Steve. Always calm in a crisis. I wouldn't have even thought about taking the back roads to save time. I began to calm down and get dressed. With my new plan, there was no reason to worry about being late. Since Steve was probably cutting 45 minutes out of my trip, I decided to reward him. Instead of my usual underwear and pantyhose, I figured I would give him a thrill and instead put on my stockings and decided to leave the underwear at home. After checking my make-up, I grabbed my keys and jumped in the car.
To try to cut down my time even more, I decided to speed just a little bit. I figured it was safe since nobody is ever out on the back roads except for the other drivers cutting through to avoid the freeways. As I drove and listened to the radio, I began to get aroused. I don't know what it is about driving that always seems to get me hot, especially driving fast. I started to think about Steve and the surprise I had for him. Steve and I have a fantastic sex life. We are both very committed to making sure that our sex life stays interesting by making sure we give each other little surprises every now and then.
Thinking about Steve was getting me really turned on. I couldn't wait to let him know my little secret and tease him all night until we could be alone. Who knew? Maybe we would end up going at it in the bathroom like we did last year at his Christmas party!
Without really noticing it, I began to touch myself on the inside of my thighs. I spread my legs and lightly touched my pussy, which was quickly becoming wet. I was shocked out of my reverie when a car blew by me going about thirty miles over the speed limit.
"What an idiot!" I thought. There were no street lights on the back roads and there were lots of hairpin turns. This guy must be crazy. I shrugged off his interruption and continued to tease my self with my fingers. I better knock this off I told myself. It would be just like me to be late to an awards ceremony because I was busy masturbating. I had to be more mature and stop letting sex control my thoughts all the time.
All of the sudden, I heard the siren behind me and saw the flashing lights. "Good" I thought, "The cops are after that lunatic. I hope they catch him and give him one hell of a ticket." Fortunately, I was nearing a small clearing off to the side of the road so that I could pull over and let the cop pass me. I was stunned when he didn't drive past me but pulled in behind me.
I lowered my window as the officer approached my car. "I'm sorry officer is there a problem? I thought you were after the guy who was speeding like crazy that just passed me." I gave him one of my best smiles. I was not new to flirting my way out of a ticket. When you like to drive fast like I do, then you need to do something to keep your insurance bill down. I wasn't always successful, but only two of the times I'd been pulled over in the last few years had I actually received a ticket.
"No Ma'am. I am pulling you over because you were speeding. Do you have your license and insurance?"
"Of course officer. Was I speeding? I'm so sorry. " Big smile, stick the 38 double D's out, "Here's my license, and oops," Drop the insurance card down on my lap and pull my skirt up just a little, "my insurance card." I noticed this cop was young and good-looking. He had nice dark hair, gorgeous brown eyes with long lashes, and looked to be in very good shape. Not bad at all. Under different circumstances, he was definitely worth going out with.
"Thank you Ma'am." He said with a tone of authority that let me know that despite my flirting, this might be a ticket I might not get out of. He went back to his car.
After about five minutes, he came back and handed me my license and insurance, " Sorry Ma'am. I'm going to have to give you a ticket. I clocked you going fifty and this is a thirty-five zone." He began to write out the ticket.
"Oh really? Oh, I'm so sorry Officer. Please don't give me a ticket. I've never driven around these back roads before . I didn't know what the speed limit was. Please don't give me a ticket. I know, " I smiled brightly at him, "Why don't we meet for a drink later and I can repay you for letting me off with a warning?"
"Sorry Ma'am" he said in his best Dragnet voice. "That would be against the rules."
Alright, one last try. " Please officer..." I looked at his name tag, "Gutierrez. I don't want my insurance rates to go up. Isn't there anything I can do?" I gave him my best smile, hoping I hadn't gone too far.
" So what would you do that would make it worth my while, Ma'am?"
Ahhhh, he took the bait, " Well, we could meet up after your shift and have a drink together and see what happens."
"Ma'am, are you aware that trying to bribe an officer is illegal? And did you also know that according to the laws of this state, engaging in sexual acts for the purpose of gaining money or favors is prostitution?"
I was furious! It was bad enough that he wasn't going to let me out of the ticket, but to insinuate I was a whore! "Officer, what is your badge number? I don't like your tone. I was certainly not offering sexual acts in exchange for not getting a ticket. Does you Sergeant know that you talk to people like this?"
"Ma'am, have you been drinking? I'm going to have to ask you to get out of the car for me."
Realizing that I was only going to make myself late by arguing civil procedure with Joe Friday I said, " Never mind. Just give me the ticket."
" Ma'am, I am going to ask you only one more time. Please exit the vehicle." With that, he reached into my car and pulled the keys out of the ignition. "Please Ma'am. I don't want to have to use force."
Shit. This was going from bad to worse. Why did I have to get one of the few cops out there that actually played it by the book? I got out of the car.
"Ma'am Would you please walk a straight line for me? Have you had anything to drink tonight?"
"No. I have not. This is ridiculous. I am on my way to an awards ceremony and you are making me late."
"Well Ma'am, I suspect that you may have been drinking tonight." He pulled out the breathalyzer and instructed me, "Please blow into this."