By Adrian Hunter and Chelsea Shepard
PROLOGUE
International Fashion Council Memorandum
Extract from the minutes of the monthly board meeting Point 35-c: Cover for Annual Report
The Executive Director motioned to discuss the cover for the association's annual report. The ensuing discussion resulted in general agreement that the theme should focus on the IFC's new initiative to promote leather apparel to a worldwide audience.
The Secretary opened the floor to suggestions for an umbrella slogan to encompass the myriad qualities of leather as a suitable material for haute couture designs. Additional discussion centered on leather's benefits, with a general consensus that the proposed wording would have to accurately deliver the desired value messages in a simple headline that would also lend itself to graphic interpretation.
Several themes were proposed and subsequently rejected. Finally, the Chairman put forward "The Economy of Movement" as a suitable slogan that subtly reinforced the association's ongoing efforts to reduce its operating costs in light of the growing number of complaints regarding excessive expenses incurred by the executive committee.
After a brief brainstorm session, the board agreed to move forward with the Chairman's recommendation, as well as his strong preference to assign the project to the creative design firm of Geoffrey Sorenson Ltd. Given the critical importance of the leather initiative for the association, the Chairman urged the board to provide Mr. Sorenson with absolute freedom in regard to the composition of the cover and the interior pages of the annual report.
The Board selected Executive Director-elect Sabrina Taylor to travel to Sorenson's studios to supervise the photography sessions for the cover. It was also suggested that Taylor should serve as the model for the project, as it would be a unique opportunity to introduce her to those members who have not yet made her acquaintance. After a brief debate, it was decided that Taylor would research and contact other professional models for consideration.
A detailed proposal for the project will be drafted by the board for immediate review and approval.
The board of directors voted unanimously in favor of the recommendation, with Taylor abstaining.
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From the desk of Geoffrey Sorenson
May 25
On behalf of Geoffrey Sorenson Ltd., we happily accept the International Fashion Council's proposal regarding principal photography for the association's annual report, and look forward to making the acquaintance of Ms. Taylor in the near future.
Sincerely yours,
Geoffrey Sorenson President and Chief Creative Officer Geoffrey Sorenson Ltd.
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27 May
Dearest Geoffrey,
Forgive my use of an ancient typewriter, but I don't trust the phones, and I can't get away to meet with you in person.
I am very pleased you have accepted the assignment to design and photograph the association's annual report. However, I'm afraid there's more to this project than a few pretty pictures. Specifically, the board of directors finds itself in rather urgent need of your expertise in the field of, shall we say, international export of perishable goods.
As you know, one of our senior staff members, Sabrina Taylor, has been assigned to supervise the project on-site at your studios. When she returns, Ms. Taylor is scheduled to take over as Executive Director of the International Fashion Council in accordance with her surprise victory in last month's election. While the board did its best to maintain the status quo, her platform of complete disclosure struck a resonant chord with the membership, and the votes in her favor were substantially higher than those cast for the incumbent.
This unexpected turn of events is most unfortunate. While the board is legally required to promote Ms. Taylor, suffice it to say we do not share her enthusiasm for a complete audit of the association's records, specifically in regard to some expense vouchers which will be difficult to justify to outside professionals. In fact, we are quite certain the investigation will quickly escalate into more troublesome encounters with law enforcement representatives, not to mention tax-compliance officers.
Therefore, we find ourselves in a bit of a tight spot, and feel compelled to take drastic measures that will ensure Ms. Taylor's proposed financial review does not occur. I trust you to make the necessary arrangements in your usual thorough manner.
I am confident that your efforts will be more than amply rewarded by the final purchase price negotiated with your friends in Hong Kong. However, if you need any additional funds, please don't hesitate to give me a shout.
Thanks again for helping out an old friend. I presume you will know what to do with this letter, but just in case, I have taken the liberty of enclosing a book of matches.
Best regards, A
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From the desk of Geoffrey Sorenson
May 29
A,
Got your note, and thanks for sending along the photographs of Ms. Taylor, too. Based on her considerable "qualifications," I am quite confident that a mutually-satisfactory transaction can be arranged. Give my best to the board, and please assure them that your "problem" is as good as solved.
GS
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International Fashion Council Memorandum
Date: June 1 To: Geoffrey Sorenson From: Sabrina Taylor Subject: Annual Report Project
Thank you for your recent telephone call; it was a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance.
While I continue to have strong reservations about the Chairman's proposed theme, I have come to agree that "The Economy of Movement" will magnify the qualities of leather as a chic, yet cost-effective alternative to other materials for today's fashions.
At the request of the board, I have enclosed a detailed list of my body measurements. Since I do not share the board's enthusiasm for posing for the annual report myself, I have also forwarded résumés and portfolio samples from several fashion models whom I think will better capture the approach we discussed. I will leave it to you to choose the most suitable one(s) and arrange for her/their participation in the project as required.
Please don't hesitate to contact me if you have any additional questions. Otherwise, I look forward to meeting you and your team in person.
ST
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VIA WESTERN UNION
JUNE 6 TO: DAV IWATA/HONG KONG
NEW PRODUCT AVAILABLE STOP PHOTO SENT STOP DETERMINE INTEREST STOP
GS
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VIA WESTERN UNION
JUNE 7 REPLY TO: GEOFFREY SORENSON
GOOD NEWS STOP SCHEDULING 2 WEEK AUCTION STOP PREFERENCE PONY STOP HAVE FUN STOP
DI
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VIA WESTERN UNION
JUNE 8 REPLY TO: DAV IWATA
TIMING OK STOP CLEANING BARN STOP
GS
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DAY 1—SABRINA
So, there I was, finally. Three steps and a knock away from meeting Geoffrey Sorenson, my host for two weeks. Instead of clearing out my desk and moving to my new office, I had been sent to supervise the photo session for the annual report at a studio whose location redefines "remote." How absurd. Did the board still think I was their cute administrative assistant, so eager to please? I couldn't wait to introduce them to the new Sabrina Taylor as soon as I returned.
It was a wonder I had found this crazy place. After an endless drive, I had to ask for directions four times before I chanced upon the small gravel road fighting its way around pines and firs toward the "GS Studios."
When I wheeled around the final bend and drove past the large front yard, I wasn't sure what to expect, but certainly not the modern two- story edifice ahead of me. Bathed in the afternoon sunlight, the white walls, orange-tiled roof and ivy swirls around the front door made it look like a villa on the French Riviera. A very unusual sight in such rustic surroundings.
I sighed with relief and pushed aside my gloomy thoughts. Maybe this stupid assignment wasn't going to be so bad after all. Hell, if there was a pool behind the privacy hedges, the place could pass for a resort.
I parked the car, grabbed my suitcase out of the trunk, and walked to the door, keeping my eyes fixed on the strange knocker in its center. A grinning skull wasn't exactly standard issue in Cannes.
I knocked twice, and couldn't help smiling as I recalled all my worst-case scenarios. Like how the association wanted to send me away so they could elect a new director. Like maybe the chairman's nephew, a spoiled brat who wasn't smart enough to run the coffee machine, much less the council. Or the odd rumors about Sorenson whispered after the last board meeting. It was just like me, always expecting the worst, but secretly hoping for the best.
I was still smiling when the door opened.
--GEOFFREY--
Damn! Another one broken. And this package read "extra large," although you can't really tell by looking. Maybe these were made for the Japanese market, where they claim stupendous sizes on the box while the rubbers themselves are actually smaller than regular.
I balanced the anal plug on its base next to the pile of foil wrappers, making it look like a Christmas tree from a distant planet. Well, maybe not being able to get a condom around it was a sign that it was a little larger than--
A knock.
Another one.