"So long, and thanks for all the fish"
ADVISORY: This story includes both involuntary and voluntary female urination.
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APRIL'S CRUEL DAYS
by Emily Miller
It was early morning. I sat on the bus station bench, looking around me. I was nervous, unsettled. What had I been thinking? Was this really what I wanted? One call, and it could all stop. Assuming that my phone was still working, that is. I scrambled in my purse and found it. 'No Service.' Fuck, that was thorough. My credit cards had been blocked, I had precisely twenty dollars and two quarters on me, and now my phone was useless. Fuck!
That's when I saw them. A middle aged couple, unremarkable looking, just part of the crowd milling around the terminus. The woman was poking the man's arm and pointing at me. They appeared to reach some joint decision and started to walk in my direction.
She spoke first. "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you look sort of lost, upset even. Can we help?"
I glanced from one to the other, trying to assess what might lie behind their open smiles. My heart beat seemed to drown out the hubbub around us. They looked OK, but appearances could be deceptive.
I stood, stuttering. "I... I don't... don't think I can..."
The man put a hand on my shoulder. I flinched at his touch. But he continued to smile, even as he guided me back down to the bench. "Take a seat. Tell us about it."
One sat on either side of me, and I just started to talk. It was weird; it was like I was on autopilot, playing a role, saying words written by someone else.
"I... my parents. They... well, they are very conservative. And... well. Well, on my eighteenth birthday, at... at the party they threw for me. Well..."
I looked from side to side, the couple continued to beam at me. I decided to just say the words. "They... interrupted me... me and my boyfriend... we were in my room... and..."
I couldn't go on, but the woman put her hand on my knee. "Were you fucking, or was it just a blow job?"
Despite myself, I laughed. "You're direct! It was..." I wondered what to say. "It was just a blow job, OK?"
The woman's smile became even more serene. "And what happened then?"
I took a breath. Might as well say it all. "Then they said that they were going to send me away for the summer. To... to this place... where they would teach me proper morals, save my mortal soul, or something."
I wondered if I was over-egging things, being too exaggerative, but the man responded, "That sounds terrible," in such a sympathetic way that I blurted out, "They have nuns!"
The man and woman exchanged a look and repeated, "Nuns," to each other in such a serious manner that - despite the awkward situation - I almost felt like laughing.
The woman asked, "So what are you doing here?"
I looked at my hands. "Well... I... I ran away. But... but my credit cards don't work, and my phone doesn't work, and I don't know what to do."
It was the man's turn to speak. "Can you not go home?"
My reply was firm. "No. They'll send me back. I... I just need some time... some time to figure things out. I was... I was going to get a hotel room, but..."
"But the credit cards, right?" said the woman.
I nodded.
She looked at her husband - I assumed that they were married - and asked, "Could we?"
He nodded, and then addressed me. "Would you like to stay with us, just for a while, just until you... figure things out, is that what you said?"
I was about to object when the woman added, "You'd be doing us a favor. Our daughter is travelling, and the house gets lonely. We have a pool..."
It was crazy. I couldn't believe I was agreeing to this. Yet I heard myself reply, "That's so kind, I'd love to stay with you." It was as if I was listening to someone else.
The woman continued, "Well that's settled. Do you have a bag?"
I shook my head. "No, I left it behind."
"Don't worry, you look about our daughter's size. I'm sure we can find you some clothes. And a bikini... for the pool."
"For the pool," I said.
"For the pool," the man repeated.
Again the woman spoke. "And, just like our daughter, I'm sure you won't mind helping us out, from time to time, would you?"
"Of course not," I replied. "Anything."
"Anything?" said the man. "Excellent."
We all stood, then the woman said, "But we didn't ask you your name."
"April, it's April."
T he woman smiled. "Such a pretty name, and such a pretty girl."
"Shall we?" The man gestured toward the parking lot exit.
Together we walked to their car.
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The house was remote. The man told me it stood on ten acres, much of it wooded. We wound up the long drive and parked in front of a more modest property than I had anticipated. Substantial for sure, but not palatial. Though, on a second look, I noticed a first floor wing extending on the right side - the East I thought - which looked like a later addition.
The woman said that she would find me some of her daughter's clothes, and the man poured me a lemonade, before giving me the tour. Five bedrooms, a living room and family room, a spacious kitchen, adjoining a large dining area, and three bathrooms. It was nice, despite the rather dated decor.
As I sipped on my drink, I could almost feel a wave of relaxation sweeping over me. "And the other wing?" I asked.
"That's closed," the man replied. "Maybe I'll show you it another time."
Something in his voice sounded off. I couldn't put my finger on what, but definitely off.
Then he mentioned the pool, and my silly concerns evaporated. It was to the rear of the property, nestling between the main house and the mysterious wing. I noticed, in passing, that the latter had no windows overlooking the pool, but the pool itself was of much more interest to me.
It was set into the ground, and surrounded on all sides by a broad deck, which led to French doors and thus the main house. It was large, and looked well-kept, with clear, chlorinated water. Its filter system buzzed quietly and efficiently.
"Want a swim?" asked the man.
"Yes, of course," I replied, "but I need something to wear. Your... wife?... mentioned a spare bathing suit."
The man didn't pick up on my question about his female counterpart, instead he just smiled at me.
I was about to ask again, when - as if on cue - the woman appeared. "I left some clothes out, but I thought you might want these."
Under one arm she held a large towel. In her other hand were two tiny scraps of bright blue material. Their daughter had obviously not been shy.
I took them gratefully. "Thank you, I'll go inside and change."
"No need," said the man. "We were heading in anyway. No one will be able to see you."
A little doubtfully, I said. "OK, thanks. Thanks for everything. But I don't know your names."
The pair smiled at me, then the man said, "We'll head in, as I said. Enjoy your swim."
They went through the French doors, and the man closed them behind him.
'Strange,' I thought to myself, 'people don't normally behave like that. Not outside creepy movies anyway.'
Still, the day was already warm, and the pool inviting. I was screened by trees on two sides, and the featureless wall of the East wing on another. Looking behind me, I could see no activity in the main house.
'Why not?' I told myself. Perhaps a little of the couple's somewhat eccentric behavior was beginning to rub off on me.
I got down to my bra and panties rapidly. Then, with one more quick look around, I removed those too. There was something freeing about my nudity. Not a sensation that I was accustomed to in my day to day life. I closed my eyes and felt the sun's warm rays on my skin.
Then a noise, and a movement. Perhaps nothing. Yet - for a moment - I thought that there was a figure behind the French doors looking at me. But no... no one was there now.
Nevertheless, I quickly stepped into the bikini bottom, then covered my breasts with the top, clipping its two ends behind my back and tying the halter around my neck. To be honest, the outfit was still super revealing, but I felt a little more comfortable.
I dove into the water, perhaps appreciating the cloak it provided.
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I had done several laps, when I became aware that I was no longer alone. The man had joined me, holding a second glass.
"Hello, April. Is the water nice? I thought that you might like another lemonade. The day is getting hot."
"Thank you," I replied. "That does sound refreshing."
I pulled myself out of the water, aware of the man's eyes tracking me, and very aware of the skimpiness of his daughter's thong.
Still, he just smiled at me as I toweled. Taking a gulp of the drink, I told myself not to jump at shadows. Maybe I just reminded him of his daughter in her clothes.
"Your skin," he said, "it's so pale. Surely you need sunscreen. Let me fetch you some."
I was about to say there was no need, when - taking another sip of the lemonade - I thought again. 'Why not?'
"Sure, that's kind of you."
I was feeling tired, probably all the swimming, and arranged my towel on a lounger before lying on it face down. The sun continued to be bright, and maybe some protection was a good idea.
I had just closed my eyes when footsteps roused me. Both the man and the woman were there.
The woman held a tube of SPF 50. "Here you are, April. Look after that pretty pink skin, OK?" she said as she handed me the sunscreen.