Demetrius laughed, twirling the large dildo in the sea over his head, pointed it at Amphrite. "So Goddess, would you like me to use this on you?" Holding it again high above his head he lost his balance and fell off the nightstand, causing both he and the dildo to slowly float down to the floor.
Amphrite giggled uncontrollably at the humorous sight. "Oh Demetrius, it is such a shame that you aren't holding the horn of Keto right now instead of this pale copy from India. I cannot imagine how delicious it would be combining the skills of your tongue with the magical powers of the horn at one time. Sadly, my asshole husband Poseidon threw mine away."
"Goddess" Demetrius asked. "What is this horn you are talking about?"
Amphrite began to explain all about the Horn and how it can bring any woman, Goddess or Human, the ultimate pleasure by vibrating on command and being ordered to service their pleasure indefinitely. Demetrius was fascinated as she told the story beyond the horn, of Goddess Keto herself. Keto was not just an ordinary sea monster but actually a Titan, descended from the great Goddess Gaia herself. Her hundred horned head was just one of her awesome characteristics, as her giant wings and clawed feet were hundreds of feet in size. Worshipped in her own cult to the west, she was unbelievably powerful and extremely dangerous. Her children were as fearsome as she was, the Gorgons being one of the most horrific examples. As she finished describing her, she sighed. "I am sure I will especially miss the Horn of Keto once you move on to your next quest."
"Goddess, if you don't mind me asking, but why don't you just go retrieve one directly. Surely you as a powerful Goddess would have no problem dealing with a ferocious beast like her." Demetrius asked.
Amphrite smirked, but explained the problem. Keto was not just a beast but a Titan and as such she was protected by treaty arrangements. If she, as an Olympian Goddess, attacked her directly, she would break the Treaty and a disastrous war would again break out.
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"But what about me Goddess? I am not an Olympian; I could retrieve a horn for you." Demetrius explained, touched by the obvious sadness in her eyes.
Stroking her chin, she grinned. "I suppose that is true Demetrius, but it is far too dangerous. I don't expect you to risk your life just to get me a sex toy!"
"Well, I would want you to do me a favor if I were to get it." he shyly asked, looking down to the ground hoping his request would not offend her.
Intrigued, Amphrite asked what that favor would be and Demetrius explained. He would retrieve several horns, and would like Amphrite to see that the Sirens be given horns so they could have some release from their sexual exile. The thought of those beautiful women trapped forever on that small island with no relief seemed like a terrible fate that required reversing. Demetrius wanted to help them in any way he could. They had helped him, and voluntarily sent him on his quest when they could have easily kept him willingly as a prisoner forever, so he felt he owed them his best efforts to return the favor.
"You are truly a good man Demetrius!" Amphrite sighed, stroking his tiny head with her finger. "I had forgotten about those Sirens, and yes, they do deserve a break." Thinking about their fate and the curse put on them by Aphrodite, she continued "My beautiful cousin Aphrodite can be a real bitch sometimes, so if you get the horns, I will definitely see that they receive some for their own pleasure. But honestly dear, I do not think you truly understand how dangerous this mission is. Keto is not going to just willingly let you lop horns off of her head you know. I really must prevent you from even attempting it. I would never forgive myself if such a delightful little man such as yourself got killed on my account."
"Oh Goddess, I have a plan!" he exclaimed, beginning to tell his tale. He explained to Amphrite about his ring of invisibility and the magic dagger he received from Io's father. His plan was to find Keto sleeping, turn himself invisible and temporarily freeze her with the magic dagger, giving him enough time to cut off the horns he needed and escape. "Honestly Goddess, I think this plan will work." he proudly proclaimed.