Roger Petherington looked angrily at his wife, Cynthia and their 22 year old daughter, Penelope. 'What the hell went on yesterday, Cynthia?'
'What do you mean dear? Why are you so angry?'
I've had a call from the District Commissioner. Apparently King M'gobo is incandescent with rage and, according to him, it is because of you and Penelope.'
'Why, that is ridiculous. We have done nothing to annoy the king. Why would we?
'Look Cynthia, let's go though it a bit at a time. What exactly did you do yesterday?'
'Penelope and I went over to Emma Tilbury for afternoon tea. We did stay and have a few drinks, but we didn't get squiffy or anything.'
'And then?'
'Nothing else. We came home.'
'Straight home?'
'Yes, of course.'
'Oh, hold on Mummy,' giggled Penelope, 'We did have to stop for a pee. All the drinks we had.'
'Oh no,' exclaimed Roger. 'So it's true then.'
'Well what of it? We just pulled over by the side of the road and did it in the field by the side of the road.'
Roger groaned. 'That was not a field Cynthia. That is the sacred burial ground. It is revered by the natives, who are big on ancestor worship. You were seen and recognised. Now the King is beside himself with rage. A couple of years ago one of the natives desecrated the area and he was thrown into the Umpopo River. The crocs are fast and vicious. They didn't find a trace of the poor bugger.'
'I am sure they wouldn't do that to us, Darling. We are British.'
'No, of course not, old thing and after all this is 1922 and Africa is not the dark continent that it was 30 years ago. But the King could withdraw the mining concession. I could lose my job as Diamond Mine Manager. Look, the District Commissioner, Pipkinson, is going to have a word with the old boy. Pipkinson is a good chap. I am sure he can square him up.'
Early the next morning Roger received a visit from the District Commissioner. They talked together in Roger's study and after an hour Cynthia was called in.
'Look Mrs Petherington, this is a frightfully bad show. The king is insistent that you and Penelelope are punished. He wanted you to be flogged naked in the centre of the village, but I've managed to negotiate a compromise. The king finally agreed to allow a trusted European to administer a punishment in private. It was decided that the best person to do that would be Sister Bridget from the Mission. She once taught at a catholic school, so is well practised in the methods of corporal punishment. She will administer the punishment.
'Good heavens,' said Cynthia, 'you are not serious. I cannot do that. It would be so humiliating.'
'I am sorry, Mrs Petherington. It is the only option. The only other way out is for you to go back to Blighty on the next boat. If course Roger will lose his job and the company may well lose its mining concession.'
Cynthia enjoyed a good life in Africa. Roger was on an excellent salary. 'Look, alright. I don't suppose it will be any worse that boarding school. I often got a flogging for ragging in the dorm. All right, I'll speak to Penelope. I assume the same applies to her.'
'Of course, Mrs Petherington. She will have to be punished too. There is just one further condition. The king will send a trusted emissary to witness punishment and approve the severity of it and report back to the king.'
'Oh, no, do you mean to say that my humiliation will be witnessed by one of the natives. Oh I do not think I can bear it. It is too, too much.'
'I'm very sorry, but it is the only way out of a sticky situation.'
'Very well, I have no choice. I will speak to Penelope.'
Later, when they were alone Cynthia broke the news to her daughter.
'Oh, Mummy, no, I won't. It's just too horrible.'
'Listen Penelope, we have no choice. The only other option is ruin. Daddy will lose his position and we will have to go home in disgrace.' Having made up her mind to go through with the punishment, Cynthia was resolute.
'Oh golly mummy, will it be on the bare?'
'I don't know, Penelope. That wasn't mentioned. We will have to hope not.'
'Oh mummy, I cannot bear to take my togs off in front of one of those savages.'
'Penelope,' said her mother sharply, 'they are not savages. I will not allow you to speak of them like that. Many of them fought bravely with daddy in the African Rifles in the war. They are brave and honourable warriors. Now you will do as you're told and if necessary you will take it on the bare as will I. We will get it over with and then we can continue our lives. Fifteen minutes of discomfort and it will be over. Come on now, Penelope. Chin up we can do it. King and country and all that.'
The next day, as they climbed into the shooting brake, Penelope was certain that the driver gave her a strange look.
'Oh, mummy, I am sure all the servants know. They'll be laughing at us behind our backs.'
'Nonsense dear, keep a stiff upper lip. It'll soon be over. One day, you'll look back on this and laugh about it.'
'I rather doubt it, mummy. It's all right for you. You've had your bum flogged at boarding school. You're probably immune to it by now. I've never had my bottom caned. It will be beastly.'
'Yes, you've been spoiled Penelope. Perhaps a good thrashing will do you good.'
The shooting brake drew up outside the mission and Sister Bridget came out to meet them.
'Well ladies, this is a sorry business, but welcome to the mission. Please come into my office and I will explain what has been agreed.'
Cynthia and Penelope followed Sister Bridget into her plain office and sat down on the hard chairs around a table. Sister Bridget got straight down to the business in hand. 'As you are aware, ladies, you are to be punished by me. As you know it is not my choosing, but a caning from me is the least that the king will accept. I have given my word that I will not make any concessions and you will receive hard strokes of the cane. In addition Prince Toikat, the king's emissary is here to observe.'