Take a look at Sholonda Brown. She's one of my favorite young thug bitches. You've seen them before. Those tough black bitches from the hood. Lately, I've been having so much fun with her it's not even funny. Who am I? Ripley Jackson Brakes. A tall, good-looking black man living in the beautiful and sometimes dangerous city of Boston. Way down in Southeastern Massachusetts. I work for the Boston Police Department. I'm currently a special cases detective. It's my duty to make the streets safe. How do I do it? Well, the streets of Boston have been plagued by Black Girl Gangs lately. I'm defending your freedom in my own special way. I'm taking down the Black Girl Gangs. One bitch at a time. I am combatting urban gang warfare through rough anal sex. Word up!
Earlier today, Sholonda got arrested. Apparently, she was fighting against some other females and actually hurt somebody. When the patrol officers arrived, she put up one hell of a fight. One cop even got hurt. I say it's the cop's fault. Most cops are men and they've got the whole chivalry thing. They hold back when dealing with aggressive and violent women. I never do. I'm a big and bad black man. And if some woman gets in my way, I take her down. I've been doing this long before I became a cop. I possess a natural, hidden talent which makes me uniquely qualified for taking down the most evil men and evil women in the world. You see, I've got no conscience whatsoever. I can do anything at all without feeling guilty. I'm a cheerful sort of sociopath and I'll be your policeman for today.
Yeah, they arrested Sholonda. This wasn't her first arrest. Or her tenth. Or even her twentieth. This black female was trouble. Always getting into fights. She was an angry and mean-spirited female. Ruthless and as mean as they come. They brought her into the interrogation room. The first cops couldn't make her talk. That's why they sent her to me. I am well-known for being the toughest, meanest and rudest cop in the department. I don't care if you are a man or a woman. I will beat you down. Yes, bitches, I will beat you down. And I will make you talk. How come I can mess up a woman just as much as I can mess up a man? It's easy if you don't give a crap about it. Being cheerfully sociopathic helps, of course. And a bit of natural sadism doesn't hurt either.
So, yeah, the Powers That Be sent Sholonda to me. I watched her for twelve minutes on camera before I stepped into the interrogation room. I've seen her type before. A black chick who thinks she's all that. A bitch with an attitude. They're frighteningly common in the hood. I've been messing them up for as long as I can remember. Why? Simply because it's fun. I mean, why not? They're rude, vicious and violent. They think having a pussy entitles them to the best of what life has to offer. They never imagine that they have to pay their own way in life. They're lazy, unimaginative and utterly boring. Having a big ass and a tight pussy is just about the only thing most of them have going on for them. Actually, I take back the tight pussy comment. Since the majority of hood bitches sleep around, their pussy can't be all that tight. Their assholes are tight, though. Most bitches from the hood are dreadfully afraid of anal sex. They're afraid of getting their assholes pounded. That's why it's so damn fun to fuck them in the ass. Once they get their anal cherries popped, most of them can't seem to get off any other way. They become anal sex addicts.
Anyway, Sholonda was sitting on a chair in the interrogation room. The other cops wanted her to give up the names and addresses of her fellow Black Girl Gang members. These young thug bitches were responsible for several assaults, robberies and murders. Oh, yeah. Black female gangsters are capable of murder. That's what a lot of chivalrous policemen forget when dealing with female criminals. A woman can squeeze a trigger just as easily as any man on the planet. When dealing with them, you should be ruthless and pragmatic. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. If you hesitate when dealing with a female criminal, it's going to be your last move. Many cops have been killed by female criminals over the years. Of course, I know that. So, let's get on with the interrogation and the following breakdown of Sholonda. Watch what happens, folks!
I walked into the room. Sholonda looked at me in a nonchalant manner. I knew what I looked. A tall, good-looking black man in a well-tailored business suit. I'm a sexy stud. Both men and women check me out. I've been known to hook up with members of both sexes. It's fun to be a bisexual black man in America. At the police department, no one knows or suspects that I am bisexual. And I like it that way. I'm not ashamed of it. Oh, no. I just don't think my sexuality has anything to do with my ability to be the world's number one cop. Sholonda looked at me, and I bet she liked what she saw. I could see it in her eyes. She should have been looking into my eyes. Had she done that, she would have seen a coldness far beyond that which is found in the infinite darkness of space. Of course, she didn't. Most people never see this in me. The fools.