Man, I'm not sure where these haters come from. I'm always getting some hate from them. You may be asking yourself why so many people would waste their time hating a tall, good-looking black college man. It's because of who I am and how I live. The name is Dwight Brown III and in all likelihood, I'm better than you. Face the fact. How else would you explain how this six-foot-three, 240-pound, twenty-two-year-old black man is living the kind of lifestyle most people can only dream of?
I am a student at the Camden Institute of Technology in West Virginia. It's a small, four-year private college with about three thousand students. One of the best of America's small colleges and universities. And I am its King. Not only am I the President of the current Junior Class, I am also the captain of the football team and the overseer of the most popular fraternity on campus. How do I manage all that? I'm smart, charming, and when the occasion calls for it, perfectly ruthless. Some call me a sociopath. Why resort to name calling? Just call me a Free Spirit and we're all good. I'm simply a charming and intelligent man who knows how to get things done. And I can't help it if there are a lot of people around me who simply aren't too bright. I was raised to believe that the weak deserve their fate in life.
Long before I first set foot at Camden Tech, I selected it to be my kingdom. A place where I could be the Master. Camden Tech was originally a place for high-tech geeks and it wasn't a challenging enough place for someone like me. I had my pick of top notch schools like Georgia Tech or Boston College. Camden Tech was a small college in the middle of rural Virginia. They offered only trivial sports in my opinion. Men's Intercollegiate Basketball, Baseball, Cross Country, Soccer, Golf, Ice Hockey, Lacrosse, Rifle, Wrestling and Swimming along with Women's Basketball, Softball, Cross Country, Soccer, Golf, Ice Hockey, Lacrosse, Rifle, Rugby and Swimming. The year I came along, they added Football to their list of sports. I applied to the school, got accepted, and qualified for the Football team. A couple of years and one division championship later, I was its captain. What can I say, I'm just that good.
College life offered many challenges but I mastered them all. Not content with being the leader of the football team, I wanted to completely dominate the campus. So, I entered the Class Presidential Elections. Why? Simply because I could. All the athletes on campus like me, and most of the students thought I was a cool guy. Why not run for office? My only competition was Marjorie Etienne, a plump and frumpy white heifer with red hair and a rather plain face but thick body and big ass. She was running unopposed. The day I entered the election, things on campus got a lot more interesting.
I played it up to the max. And like the cheerfully sociopathic adventurer that I am, I charmed the students and promised to basically transform Camden Tech into a collegiate paradise. I had friends in the school president's office. I also had friends on the faculty. Lots of these men were happy to see football at Camden Tech. it basically put their school on the map. The football team had won the Division Three All-America College Football Championship during its second year. And I was leading them. The school got lots of money from corporate sponsors. Also, adding football boosted enrollment. Lots of young men and women from Virginia who might attend schools like Virginia Tech or the University of Virginia decided instead to enroll at Camden Tech. yeah, the school board and students liked me. Marjorie knew this, and she began spreading rumors that the football team was using steroids. This was threatening to blow into a scandal which might mar the team's reputation and that of the school. What's a cheerful sociopath like me to do?
I decided to fight fire with fire. Marjorie rallied the campus feminists behind her and said that Camden Tech was turning into a Boys Club. Whatever. All this because the administrators opened a special counseling office known as the Men's Center, to help male students who were at risk. The campus already had a Women's Resource Center, functioning since the 1970s. yeah, there's a double standard for you. And a lot of the campus women were buying it. Since the female students made up fifty percent of Camden Tech, I couldn't dismiss them out of hand. So, I concocted a scheme to win them back.
My opponent was not someone to be underestimated, however. She wasn't half as good-looking as the stud muffin I am, But she was ruthless and manipulative. She began a nasty campaign against me to spread rumors. College football players and sometimes even professional football studs get in trouble over women, booze or illicit behavior. The media always overplays these events in the men's lives and make all football players look bad. Between the football team steroid rumors and the campus feminist rally, my odds of winning were looking bad. So, I decided to completely destroy my opponent. The only question was how to go about it. I could start a rumor about Marjorie sleeping around but she's such an ugly bitch that no man would do her the favor. Nah, I had to get ugly to beat ugly at ugly's own game.