"Look at the elegance of that statement," said a pretentious man in a gaudy azure suit to the woman hanging from his arm. "I've studied conceptual art, you know? From Duchamp to Banksy, I've enjoyed them all."
Without breaking for breath he continued, "Precisely because they all are meant to prove a point. Show a weakness. Right a wrong."
The pretentious man waved one arm in front of himself, simulating a flowing river, "All those movements of their time, of our time, it's all down to us here. Now. Right at this moment. What do you think Carla?"
One corner of Carla's mouth turned upward. But not in a smile. Her lips formed a slanted diagonal line downward. Was it a look of contempt? Chagrin? She opened her mouth but the man cut her off.
"Art is not just paint splattered on a canvas or graphite on processed strips of wood. It is not just sculptures..." at this point, his gaze wandered below her chin where her ample bosom was constrained by a wave of glittery red. His eyes snapped back to her face, a face overcoated with foundation and shade and blush, with lips painted a deep red which now pouted at him. "... it is the objects around us, the everyday things, that give meaning to our plight, our struggle, isn't that so Carla?"
"I mean just look at it," he says, pulling Carla's shoulder close.
Carla could see the man's dark hair reflected in the lens, standing next to her in the reflection.
The camera was aimed at the viewer, the audience, if you will, an installation placed right next to the work of art that was its companion.
Carla looked left and reread the placard a third time.
"Pertinacity -
The state of persistence, tenaciousness. Please be advised the art is an active piece. Ketchup, raw egg white, and beer will occasionally drip or be poured over it. Do not be alarmed."
Carla looked down at the stupid thing. It was just a horizontal window into an empty room, but right in front of the glass separating the gallery from the room, was a cactus. You couldn't even see the top of the cactus, that was how short the window was, barely a foot up and down, but over five feet wide. Ridiculous.
Carla stared at the cactus. The different liquids snaking their way down the various different grooves of the cactus didn't even look like ketchup or raw egg white or beer. Something was off, but she couldn't quite place her finger on it.