I had noticed her across the room, of course. She was gorgeous and dressed to kill, really, if metaphor dust could be turned into reality, men would drop dead around her like flies.
I didn't have the courage to go over and talk with her, of course. I'd need a few more drinks to even begin to approach that, and I had to drive myself home. I didn't know the host of the party well, I'd only recently met him at the gym. Just today Jim (yeah, yeah, I know, Jim rhymes with gym... coincidences can happen... and not, as the story develops), just today Jim invited me over, saying "ya gotta come over, it'll be good fun, and you can meet some new peeps. Friday night, ya gotta come have some fun." I was relatively new to Manhattan, having only been there about two months. Moved here for a new job, in Internet security. So I needed to meet more people, besides just the people at work.
Ok, back to... her. Yeah, I admit I'd already fantasized about having a couple of drinks and talking to her, but there were plenty of big guys hanging around her, you know those alpha male types, the kind that "just know" that she needs it, and that she needs it from them. Just look at the way she's dressed, tight red dress with frilly, silky, see-through ruffles around the edges, ample bosom, big perky breasts, you could almost, just almost, see her stiff nipples perking out from the front of her breasts... amazing dress material, actually. I could swear I could see her nipples poking out, but then if I tried to look more closely... not, not quite? Then I'd have to look away in shame, can't get caught staring, especially by one of those big brutes hanging on, just look at the big guns of the guy on her right, geez, just about ripping out of his tight shirt sleeves, the kind of big guy that must need to have his shirts custom tailored.
But back to the girl, just... wow. You could almost hear the guys around her thinking, "just look at the way she's dressed, of course she wants it, actually, she NEEDS it, and she needs it bad. She'll be lucky to get it from me." None of this "I'd hit that" mentality, this girl just emanated, her sex just oozed and pushed any hope of forebrain, from any red-blooded male, down and back and down, down, down. Until the other head did all the "thinking". That other head, the one at the head of my... well, of any guy here, the one swelling at the end of his stiffening pole.
Obviously she was in great shape. Thin waist with one of those skinny belts around the waist of her dress, a gold chain, hanging there to accentuate her curves, then expanding out below her waist to her oh-so-firm and tight ass. Just wow. The skirt of her red dress trimmed with lacy ruffles again, ending mid-thigh. Tight, shapely thighs and calves... and her pumps, what everyone calls "fuck me pumps", had to have 4 inch heels, probably really expensive, black with the red soles that you could see in the middle between the front of the shoe and the spiked heel. Rounded, open toes, and exquisitely manicured red toenails, matching the color of the polish on her longing fingernails, but not too long. She could still (must) lift weights. And type. Being a computer nerd, I thought about such things.
And her hair, just wow. Big, thick, fluffy, curls that flowed down over her shoulders, down her back, and just to the tops of her breasts, but not quite as far as her nipples, which, dammit, I'm almost sure are poking out.
So, yeah, she was stuck in my head, and yeah, I was sure to go home at the end of the night and beat off, fantasizing about her. Not that I ever had a chance...
"Hey"
What? I was in the back hallway, waiting in line for the head. I turned around to see if that was for me...
She just gave me that coy smile. Oh fuck. It was her! Probably 3 inches taller than me in those pumps. Gave her altitude, a bit of command, as if she needed any more.
"Oh... uh..." I said, cleverly.
"Yeah, how long has that guy been in there anyway? What, were we supposed to reserve tickets in advance?"
I almost didn't realize she was being humorous. With all my blood vacated from my brain, filling my other head, and all.
"Oh..." I laughed. "That's pretty good, haven't heard that one. Yeah, let me just check the app here..." Pulled up my phone.
Another coy smile. "Reservations for two yeah?"
What, was she actually flirting with me?
She continued, "Give him what, maybe 30 more seconds? You might have to knock for us and wake him up. Or maybe he overdid it, needed to do some praying to the porcelain god this evening. "
I said "Jeez, I hope not. We'd have to get Jim to clean out the smell."
Ok. A bit of blood returning to my head, I wasn't totally brain dead, thank god, I could repost, just a little. Or not. Shit. The prettiest girl I've seen since... hell, since I moved to NY, but... witty conversationalist that I am, now I've got her thinking about the smell of puke, what a turn on that must be. Fuck.
"I mean..."
She laughed. "You know, that would probably improve that guy's smell. He was trying to impress me earlier, and his cologne could just about suffocate a girl."
Oh man. Beautiful AND smart... and quick. Wow.
"Not like yours though, yours is much more subtle, shows a difference in class."
Gulp. What? Was that a ... compliment? She WAS flirting with me! Really?!!?
But, of course, that was probably her operative mode, a slight flirt all the time, as a barrier. God knows she must get hit on constantly, she's gotta have developed some good defenses. I'm looking into her eyes, such beautiful, blue green... and deep, I could just drown in there.
"Thanks." I said. "You're looking very elegant yourself, this evening. I'm sorry to have to meet you under these circumstances."
She laughed again. Oh God! The sound of her laughter, it was like clouds parting with angels fluttering down to escort the rays of the sun. If a guy wasn't so busy thinking about sex, he could fall in love. Damn. She must have built up some amaaaaazing defenses to get to her age in life. Not that she was old... probably, what, mid-20s? Not that I was going to ask.
She finishes laughing, says "oh you guys, you all think we're so lady like that we don't have to go to the bathroom, hell, we must spend 50 times as long in there as any of you just trying to look good."
OMG! Was this beautiful creature... was she actually a REAL person?