The metal of the exam table was cold against my ass. I don't know why they even bother with the paper gown, since it doesn't close around the back - and since I'll be naked soon enough anyway.
The lead researcher was busy behind a desk as his assistant handed me a clipboard. "We'll have to videorecord your responses as well, you understand?" the assistant chirped. I nodded my head in agreement. She showed me where to sign and initial on the 15 pages of the consent form, and as I handed the clipboard back to her, the lead researcher sat in front of me on a small stool with wheels. His assistant retreated behind the camera and soon I saw the little red recording light come on.
"Ms. Anderson," Dr. Morgan said, "thank you so much for agreeing to participate in this research study. As the copious amounts of literature we have already provided you with have described, we will be learning from your body's sexual responses as part of a comprehensive study that seeks to quantify and qualify all manner of human sexual response. The potential benefits to society are great: we might uncover new data that enable doctors and psychiatrists to better understand and aid individuals with repressed sexualities; we might learn more about the enigmatic components of the female sex and orgasm; we might discover new routes for sex therapy.
"The Institutional Review Board that is overseeing our research also requires me to inform you of the potential benefits to yourself, which are negligible. You may in fact experience physical and mental discomfort based on your participation in this study. But you might learn more about your own sexuality and leave the study with a better understanding of your own sexual needs and your personal paths to orgasm.
"At this time I would request you to turn towards the camera and reply in the affirmative to the follow statements so that we have a video record of your informed consent to participate in this study.
"Do you understand that this study will manipulate and monitor your sexual response to a variety of stimuli?"
"Yes."
"Do you consent to allowing our team of researchers, which include medical doctors, PhDs, and PhD candidates, to touch your body, including your sex organs, with their fingers and with medical instruments and other objects, in an effort to elicit sexual response?"
"Yes."
"Do you consent to having the entirety of each research session video- and audiorecorded?"
"Yes."
"Do you understand that the raw data files of these video and audio recordings will NOT mask your appearance or voice but will only be available to the researchers themselves and will be destroyed after a period of 10 years?"
"Yes."
"Do you understand that audio and videorecordings in which your appearance and voice HAVE been masked will be made available to other researchers and professors at this university, or within the colloquia of local universities, and to publishers who may choose to publish images from this study in textbooks or popular medical texts that are available to the public?"
"Yes."
"Do you affirm that you will appear at each of the eight research sessions we have scheduled for you, each of which will last for approximately 4 hours, and that you will abstain from sexual activity including masturbation for a minimum of 24 hours before the start of each appointment?"
"Yes."
"Do you understand that you will be paid $200 at the conclusion of each research session and an additional $1000 at the conclusion of the final session?"
"Yes."
"Do you understand that you can choose to terminate your participation in the study at any time, including in the middle of a research session, but that you are only entitled to the compensation you have received up to that time?"
"Yes."
"Wonderful, Ms. Anderson. That clears up all the 'paperwork,' so to speak, so now we can get down to business!"
Dr. Morgan glanced toward his assistant, who stopped the recording and came out from behind the camera. "If you wouldn't mind following me," she said, "I can take you to the room where we'll be working today, and introduce you to the rest of the team."
As I pushed myself off of the table, I realized that I was leaving a rather wet spot glistening on the metal behind me, and that my inner thighs were fairly drenched with my arousal. The doctor's reading of the consent dialogue had thoroughly excited me, with embarrassing results. I tried to keep my legs together as I followed the assistant through a door and down an empty hallway, although I realized that the researchers I was about to meet would soon be seeing far more than my shiny thighs.
The assistant opened another door, and I was led into what seemed to be a state-of-the-art operating theater. We were in a research facility, not a hospital, but it appeared that the department's research needs included full-scale reproduction of a rather large and technologically advanced operating theater, complete with a gallery that I now saw was filled with at least 10 would-be viewers.
Two men and a woman looked up as we opened the door and walked over to introduce themselves. "Sandra," one said, addressing the assistant, "thank you for bringing Ms. Anderson to us! You can join our PhD students in the gallery, if you'd like."
Sandra smiled and left through another door, only to reappear moments later among the audience above.