This was not what I expected when I applied for the job.
Cynthia - Ms. Preston, always, to me - stepped out of her office.
"The fern is brown again, Mr. Thompson," she said frostily.
"Yes, ma'am," I said.
Head down, I scuttled quickly across the office, watering can in hand, as the other 10 workers in the firm stared from their desks. Everybody watched. Everybody knew. I heard the whispers.
I was hers. Helplessly. Totally.
Some people say they are slaves to their job.
I really am.
The job had said "office plant maintenance technician, $10 an hour."
What could be wrong with that? $10 an hour to carry around a watering can and poke some fertilizer sticks in some crappy philodendrons a couple times a month? At least I wouldn't have to deal with customers asking me where the "any" key was on the computer keybad at my tech support job any more.
The first month had gone fine. I'd done my job and the plants seemed to be growing, despite drowning in the glare of the fluorescent lights above them. The paycheck came in - that's the important thing - and I was on my way.
Then Ms. Preston called me into her office. The lead attorney in the firm, she stood in front of her imposing oak desk, tapping the toe of her impossibly high heeled shoe. Her calves curved elegantly from the height.
"Mal is brown," she said.
"Who?" I asked.
"Mal," she said, gesturing to the fern standing in the corner of the office near the window.
Indeed, the fern had brown edges to its leaves.
Her icy blue eyes stared at me. She looked imposing in the blue suit. It matched her eyes, I thought. Some white lace seemed to accentuate her generous cleavage, and I tried not to stare.
"I'm very sorry," I said. "I'll get some water right now."
"You do that," she replied. "If Mal does not get healthy, there will be consequences."
I resisted the urge to yell back that it's a GODDAMN PLANT, only barely.
As I re-entered the room, she'd sat in her chair, long legs crossed. She looked impeccable, as always, blonde hair up in some sort of fancy roll, but no hair astray. Beautiful but remote.
"Mr. Thompson," she said. "I want you to take the can and crawl to the plant. If any water is spilled, there will be consequences."
I protested, but she reached into her files and grabbed my contract.
"Right here. All orders will be fulfilled without question on pain of employment termination and any complaints brought will result in forfeiture of pay," she read from the fourth page.
Apparently I should have read the contract closer.
They pay just enough that you can't argue the point. Better than most places around here, and I needed the money. After a brief mental debate about telling her to shove it, I obeyed. My brain was irrelevantly fascinated by the patterns of maroon and blue in the weave of the carpet as I crawled across it.
"That's it," she said throatily. "Now make Mal all nice and wet."
I glanced back at her. She crossed her legs the other way and I caught a glimpse of a white thong and pink flesh as she moved. The dry soil sucked the water quickly, and soon became moist and pliant again.
"Crawl to the desk, Mr. Thompson," she said. "And kneel next to the trash can, facing me."
This was getting weird, but not enough yet that I was going to hit the panic button.
I complied.
I heard the pock-pock-pock of high heels walking down the hallway toward her office. I moved to get up, but she glared at me.
"Stay," she said.
"Here's the file on the Russell case, Cynthia," said a voice. A pause. I felt a gaze on me. "You got a new one? They sure don't seem to stay very long."
Ms. Preston chuckled.
"Haven't found the right one, yet, I guess," she said. "Thank you, Renee."
Renee left and Ms. Preston walked to the door and shut it behind her.
"So, Mr. Thompson. Not a month into the job, and you've already managed to nearly kill my plant. I'm trying to think of a suitable punishment for not fulfilling your duties," she said. "One simple command, take care of the plants. Is that so much to ask?"
"No ma'am," I said. Then I mentally blinked.
Where had the "ma'am" come from? She was what, 10 years older than me at most? Mid 30s? I am not an age where I need to be calling people "ma'am."
"Very respectful, Mr. Thompson," she said. "Your proper mode of address will alleviate some consequences."
"Thank you, ma'am," I replied.
She sat in her chair and swiveled it to face me directly, giving me a view straight up her skirt. I saw her panties were slightly darker. She was turned on by all this?
My cock stirred slightly. I was worried about my job, yet getting aroused by her behavior.
"Were you looking at my cunt, Mr. Thompson?" she said.
Cunt. Vagina. Pussy. Yoni. Whatever she wanted to call it. It was moist and soft and I'd wanted to fuck her senseless, shake her from her remoteness, since the first day in the office.
And the blunt, one-syllable word had struck my cock like a firm handgrasp. I grew harder yet. I tried to cover my erection with my hands.
"Umm..." I said, wondering whether "yes" or "no" would get me in less trouble.